An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 4 E/ l' g" }' X' j' Q0 e
" J/ _9 Q1 P0 h0 g( M0 B'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ( r9 \. `6 e% C, \ 1 v" C! c: O" e9 D3 o; T
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' , d) I* x$ }7 b# C2 ]& m5 A6 T4 D* K. r$ e/ o3 e# N
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' . ^$ q3 w% Y9 P1 R + U. n6 t/ I/ c* `7 I8 c
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. : n: o& t! O; Z) ~3 w1 }7 h: p5 N1 @- ^ . n$ z! u) r6 F5 @I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'