An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 3 u( J* J# v' P1 ?7 j& K- a d+ f3 G7 m4 k
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'8 t1 W, `" u# y$ p; t W: C8 W
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 8 a# {( r# ^ m6 s 1 V& h2 n) B7 l1 o7 {but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '% N3 w8 W* K) G7 i* l2 K
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 X' A8 C/ ]. G6 M' m
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'