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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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' E$ `2 E9 J/ g" @' l'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '6 q6 {, T! B4 t/ e* A2 h* }
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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! }. Y7 L/ Y, t) i'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 0 y0 g* J) L) N+ H/ W5 e: w# C+ g5 E
; v( p& p# ^( L; L! `I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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