An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 0 k8 f) A p8 s. L
$ m) D6 C3 \3 U) z; I'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?', B9 V) P7 @2 |, U
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '# U# f1 l7 D# e% j8 N0 {; K
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 6 S2 O) N: m: @; [$ _ . `6 ~3 Y, I6 }5 I. U8 }5 Y4 U# V
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * Q# Z# W: W/ J! E( i# g0 q
1 a* ^) A- O$ p2 Z' iI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'