An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 b( `5 j) U; B
+ G, a4 h% b& A: a'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'6 a1 o$ q4 w+ K: p1 N k
0 E; E& J1 g5 K% [% \$ y1 Q'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '- M5 S9 N6 w. p
, g1 F$ ^3 e K9 }/ n2 a" N( c/ P9 Bbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' , l8 H- D2 {; ^3 y3 K1 _7 r , o3 J1 E9 U6 {9 {* p7 w! K2 k |) j" r'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * L2 w: @# N2 w0 N2 }% g 6 j6 e3 _0 w6 J5 h- T1 `I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'