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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'! G: I/ {( }2 d; b; k% f+ {
- Q4 Z. M4 ~% ]9 _8 V5 e'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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2 N" h: B$ q9 D5 d6 }4 rbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. + y" M1 t" L$ W, q, X7 e3 ?
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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