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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'9 f% [- @9 X% S( m; v
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '. N2 U8 x. }: O$ @4 L8 o
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ; ~+ M, l" B) V3 k0 |. d7 p
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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