An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra * I3 k2 h$ M' y7 |- \ 1 S# J7 ?2 [7 H1 \& C'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 1 U. S/ D, |5 u# S 3 g" y# U) s2 Z* X% ?/ q0 z; S5 A'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' - W/ i d( ]# C3 k% S% o6 X- w/ G; [" ]8 m3 Z A2 T
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '2 W6 ?) n5 h) \" K7 m) }- t6 N
; i: H! G, p& \! r7 Q'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * k: A2 Q3 J% w# P9 [: {4 d
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'