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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. }6 B% z/ C& I4 G
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'' H( r$ f) j' S. ~/ f
; u% u+ n% |% e- T; LThe Cowboy says:
- `; D. Y* `1 T, p4 u; u {'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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( c8 G @4 B5 t) JWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.1 ?4 o$ R# [" ?0 a+ p' t" E
9 M. N s3 `( X( fThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.# x e. V. y2 f0 ?- Z. b8 [
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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+ ?+ _+ M- D9 D' T5 Q! c. dThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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