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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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# [# k7 S* M) T5 MThe Cowboy says:
* J( N7 c6 [0 w; f1 h'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.( m3 J" F! d/ n- F( Q& e& l
$ ~3 s6 A& g) v* zWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.) a$ H2 @& }& U M
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.8 ~! i& W9 m" m* j% P8 F
* }6 R ?- l E' ~$ u+ JThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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S2 W3 ^6 z# _' S) @9 Z" ~Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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