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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.- d8 m, t4 l6 n
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.) C+ C) [/ s f5 e8 U# d! t
; F& n' b7 ]5 c. l& xWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
$ w( `# A- K* L9 r/ u" kThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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6 @8 W) [" I8 [0 V! Z3 e5 yThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'0 S1 v5 f" `2 _( e0 l
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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