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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says: ( A5 D4 Z% `) I* {$ E7 {
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.8 U2 P/ E% W1 W d
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.: n, T% F; G3 S8 |. z; o0 {+ T/ e
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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5 C; o1 G, Y( S4 G1 d. eSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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