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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
$ w- e) a' n4 B; Y- D( kAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'* ^0 K; O' N. l5 g4 S
6 Q6 V% i8 }) ~' D2 Z: cThe Cowboy says:
8 }$ [( o9 S- M'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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* r; E4 Y) c8 aWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.7 h" W K/ X5 M+ m( }5 z
4 h$ u$ w# h$ P" g8 F l; jThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
: q# A0 B b+ k+ Z, ^2 ~8 XThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.7 P2 d1 N0 J [7 U3 F6 d9 t/ \1 x
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'$ D u, u7 @+ K- _5 ^
) K) }1 K+ W1 G4 \Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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