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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
* e, J6 } Y0 H, F! [0 IAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'% x+ L! w; f0 E) J+ U
7 q( p' r8 S% c- O5 n) J0 eThe Cowboy says: 3 r/ E; g+ R/ Z! V, u
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.' i% s$ V" u" a. j4 @1 `9 \
F$ _# \1 p1 f6 Z" gWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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2 @" @) T. c2 N" |1 R* |: ZThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.5 t4 @7 o1 t; q5 ]) @
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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