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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
1 M; X, u& H& a1 O& f6 V. H" _"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
% P! ?; @) P$ A$ |The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."& A- T7 j0 z5 w0 \, L+ f
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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