Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
+ q$ O6 p* E1 l, W0 a9 g) {MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
0 N! s( r" @/ s# F- hCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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( V; [/ u% [$ G3 l" r/ p# UTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- K7 p* e: P0 m: _; b* j/ `TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
, v9 k& o/ L+ P8 ^/ V9 j0 \GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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! t- W$ T$ w& M( ]; y1 X( u4 ^8 ~TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ M1 w, m, S5 l# \DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
, g0 S; ~  z7 \$ J8 OTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
) K8 [% v1 g5 k* r  Z" \DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
5 ~# z9 e* S$ @MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 J/ [- M0 Q2 e- c1 Y6 n9 r  KMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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( B' q* n- H" {+ BTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
! j5 t# W/ d; ~LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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9 \/ |! {+ x) Z6 E/ A8 f  pTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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9 O4 `, U$ z/ d1 Q( }TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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kensu

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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)