Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) i9 v- s2 t. V8 ~& zTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& ?9 X8 ~# w) t2 [; y- B4 b: ~TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 h1 i) k5 r2 V) T, K. UDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
$ r1 ~+ F5 k, e+ X8 u8 oTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# t6 e' s3 y0 @5 c* e2 IGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! F% a2 i5 o% HTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
0 d0 @: h7 n# J! o/ F0 |2 Z, lMILLIE:          I is..
" G. c4 N! _9 w" P4 s- QTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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0 a9 S' o3 Q8 i& g  \5 MTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
  k  a$ |7 X1 J: k! HLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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* l# J/ J7 H$ |( g3 G$ ?- L6 wTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& z( J4 v4 c) |6 J: ~% gSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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  V' u5 M& j2 u* |/ k7 U3 TTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ O  p( s- a. Q' q. X! ^9 ~9 U% d2 jCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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" ?. T. ~+ E$ M, o$ UTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)