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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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/ s9 i9 f0 K# k/ U$ I& jTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) _6 I8 Y3 |& ?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables., v7 y: i! `3 t7 J! K( O! z! g
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& a% [! N! b k/ t
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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3 x( z2 Y! J( Q+ Q8 }& J" _GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ G& d% C# L3 d
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8 K8 c8 h4 \. }TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
6 ~* i* `4 \5 CDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 t2 V* f+ r- G, D* A, Q- D6 _TEACHER: What are you talking about?
7 f% e; F' t7 J6 L* VDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.. f! R% h) ]' N8 k
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.* a; `" V9 w; p) N! F
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?0 s/ N2 z! R% ^, m: M; G6 j
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 A9 D3 w( z8 g- [
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4 y0 M8 g- C7 ?TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.', c5 U+ J/ A3 q: F2 G8 d1 M
MILLIE: I is..2 s1 h, F8 e1 G6 _/ Q* ^! w: [' Y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 a6 V. }9 I* d
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 S9 a" H, |" G* J* t) s/ l$ qLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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. D8 P# i# u2 V/ nTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 w+ p* w2 U& d$ _4 q% C% oSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.- L0 G8 q+ z/ p; \
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- j# _( S2 i" I: `. M
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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$ T/ f# R: ]8 o! q* Q' ^* yTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?3 e& O8 a2 q- N; T- t
HAROLD: A teacher
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