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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ., Y# ?, e5 x9 A3 L
MARIA: Here it is.+ o0 r4 ~" |/ M$ r
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?" C; s% B( @7 J" Q# P
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # D4 v# \ M% V& Y5 A0 K4 Z& [
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
3 w j: y" R5 @GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% x ~" m. P# [1 ^6 @' G' q% OTEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ O! W8 d' J- V1 uGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 M4 p. f" |# `% L* o
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' N- }% s& }' ~) S' j% i7 }6 OTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 ~5 T; ]* W3 X; VDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 L ?) G I( ~* b. K9 uTEACHER: What are you talking about?
7 O% M+ o& s8 R- U1 h: H. N+ j3 ADONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 z% k5 Y$ o8 _% {5 O' e( s* yTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.0 z9 G# X& ]( v* A
WINNIE: Me!7 j0 i, P. o8 v; G
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$ l0 x$ j$ k9 ?. X9 A0 d7 S, z' ATEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?# W. J$ s% Y4 i
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.3 k! _9 U$ f+ N6 R2 R: d! s
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, Q. F' U8 T0 f/ f0 _$ p2 jTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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# g' N( p8 O3 X, B wTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.') c. f8 z9 D0 j$ t% w
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' . V* f- w* M, w9 k& E. E/ {
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6 V) Y9 o b& S4 O0 ~8 yTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: ?' s2 a: O% [$ Q/ n$ zLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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# L: Z' q( L- DTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?& c/ V: ~/ u& o" _+ v; n
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ ~1 R3 q; v0 mTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 H" w* ~( X/ ?9 e( L' P# t: ~
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% ?- ?2 b& O% s/ s! oHAROLD: A teacher
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