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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 K' x3 U. l: A' E3 K: f- f& b
MARIA: Here it is./ S# }' K: D7 C) N$ I
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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4 @$ Q9 k$ Z& V `' ?$ ?. uTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? % v& M S! ^# [% ~& m
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ |- }# n6 k$ k+ l- F- ^: A3 i6 U
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
X4 F7 P4 u% {8 q) fTEACHER: No, that's wrong
$ f0 A0 ?) c: R1 q7 J8 K8 k: L6 f0 zGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.! S$ V/ F# z4 x6 g) @
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! z# s0 A3 i0 t8 {( UTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- W1 B/ b$ B: V7 C; V7 d
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ F# @7 e; u0 U+ X6 ]WINNIE: Me!; n, {, {# g5 L4 Q
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 {* r7 O6 C& S( ]
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.2 s3 ^6 |% p3 B" U' u
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& Q% p% ~8 i4 V1 d! H. BTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( J5 y2 |$ c/ z( bMILLIE: I is..
+ v. h+ O. H7 L9 r9 DTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, p5 l9 }% u$ u: N" L ]# XMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? k7 Z; S, x+ J; D- d
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
! r% }/ J' t5 Y+ NSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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7 a' e% i1 ]9 x3 H3 J5 PTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& k# c! H. r+ Z6 a% fCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 _( ?# ?6 i) L J; c
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9 g+ C! q9 p2 O+ sTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 j$ f) T1 m, ^HAROLD: A teacher
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