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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 M- x; W0 y8 M+ O& a
MARIA: Here it is.
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7 v, K! R: }7 `( p& h F3 OCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 G* m& \6 t' J- y) V9 s, e
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." v) R! Z4 G$ w" w
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( S- {) Z& c" O7 qGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 @* @2 T! V. G9 fTEACHER: No, that's wrong8 F, J# G; u, M0 J* d7 }! g# R
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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8 [$ g) N! s/ b& ETEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 h* e; w6 [ k
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.3 I# _) [2 j2 S, I% F* ]
TEACHER: What are you talking about?( s$ z2 N$ ^, [' S
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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- u& T& u; H& _- u# j& R9 e8 \5 bTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 {2 m7 o( F) _9 K5 Y+ y
WINNIE: Me!! |7 i) _9 Z7 e( }3 `2 w
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- e9 t# P1 F) F! }TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 f7 {! R8 _4 L/ w: c7 Z4 WGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ l* d% P5 [4 R
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. ?0 a, g- Z/ t: @2 C0 O$ vTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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- s# f/ Q2 y$ f9 \, t: UTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% H/ T) J: ~, t$ w+ iMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 2 `" G! O. R& O0 c a7 @
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?9 R) ~( ?1 t" L8 X- H- V9 f8 C
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
, V! A- B' i# D6 Q9 h5 wSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook., B+ k& ~. Z9 R: k0 Y! H9 F
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9 n; J+ F8 b( d+ L( y y" ~TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 p8 e5 e" q! V b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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: P' |( }( p" \: [. CTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 I. N$ E' G% x3 T! ]4 g$ a( K0 h, tHAROLD: A teacher & K3 ^6 g* w1 \4 k7 h5 E6 e, Z
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