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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) d: G S* t" [; p1 g( Z( Y
MARIA: Here it is.; N+ c6 c& ~1 J7 `1 n8 o
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 d* @) P X; Y3 ~ X" g4 k
CLASS: Maria.
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- t3 c* A2 x/ M0 DTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
- ]" J0 W: _1 M$ O8 a8 a! DJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: i) I* y: _& ]- f: QTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
/ L3 w- [6 f0 h4 S3 v. CGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
0 R( w. L) N4 L) a. zTEACHER: No, that's wrong- j# `. H( g. R( M
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?# ^' G6 `' E0 `& o; y) Z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.9 ~- y" u, S: D4 w9 K* n! @# ?4 z
TEACHER: What are you talking about? Y7 k0 \6 b5 ?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 }, r5 T( ~$ g$ G. z7 D! GTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 i4 v* l1 \) x I4 s7 GWINNIE: Me!/ D2 L& W' @$ m7 J, F7 ~3 E
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! R( q' ~$ {! uGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, t4 N/ Z Z T1 f% }* ^1 g0 }MILLIE: I is..8 N6 s$ _" M% u4 b/ m( ^
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
' Z/ v$ W: ?0 U2 e$ SMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: t6 c2 E4 ?6 O( [LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 L: ~- m3 ?7 n$ u+ i
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; a0 E9 I; @3 M7 X# dTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 R( J' C4 m8 ~, q& rCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
5 f; O5 k* m0 l+ r' z7 m9 cHAROLD: A teacher
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