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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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/ S# y [. e: gTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. z X+ a. Y! |' OJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.( H5 Q) ]( Y. l% k8 ?. K
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'& m: _9 ?0 n: b6 {" ?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& |# {2 y' a2 @, `) [TEACHER: No, that's wrong0 Y9 C' D# n0 s
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.6 U; s3 w- v! c* M
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9 w; D1 x4 a. T. \TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, V! S4 j0 X+ o: |DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
6 @2 g. Y2 Q5 _6 }( B0 d0 b3 x9 u# JTEACHER: What are you talking about?% e' `7 E6 I( U' j I7 O
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.- y/ ]8 ^! J+ M# f& X, z1 b
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! e: B5 o. o: ^4 S( a) YTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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4 i+ ?0 _7 a$ L1 xTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# v0 t. u9 I5 n4 Q, D; e4 sGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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! e6 N7 h7 Y- c2 qTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
8 z4 I4 Y/ B5 J1 R3 wMILLIE: I is..
7 {/ y1 n/ C7 X+ I% k: YTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
$ h8 u1 W3 H4 x5 O: W) s5 sMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. Q- m# r: L& F( E( O
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & D0 `' g1 ~7 P- O! a
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4 d1 p, c8 H- x f" u1 mTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
/ U+ _/ D0 [; a6 M, |! I6 N/ cSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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, e+ g% D7 y- e7 z$ ATEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% j7 Z# @% E% t
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ c; a% O! f% w' ~6 T3 w' v5 y& x
HAROLD: A teacher + |- [4 a/ V r1 h4 H$ ?3 ]2 [# M4 B
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