Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
5 U* j9 U" F' h7 O7 f2 JTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 ^" w, E, t  r  V4 ~  w4 a$ A. cJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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4 W# l2 T, }3 e8 XTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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5 P; k" \5 p7 s" k( @9 w& [3 QTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
/ e$ M. v6 y1 j; n4 i. t, k% c2 ?DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
. U3 e- t2 t9 b! ?9 ~) ?TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
& t; f+ J6 u3 b# G, k7 i  |DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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  F! h2 o3 T+ mTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ x; L, L7 l' w8 `# d6 j3 YWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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1 _) A5 g3 V; ~6 fTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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: U  ]9 I  d' M5 s$ j. V$ ?TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
+ J! A6 T' \+ R9 E* y8 bSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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5 ~$ D: h- r- T* W5 }8 mTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)