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1 ?. t$ F T/ _Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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0 c R- o! ~, m! D5 FJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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2 |% c/ Z6 w2 U% {# V. K. f+ l' aAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”' g" b" D7 U- S- y& H
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today6 U' L+ X O7 E: n6 f% ?4 K
R4 H) O0 F8 a2 i) ~[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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