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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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* t$ X7 l% v% @* lJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”2 @( ~/ s) f$ [8 c6 p
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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3 B7 a$ u& S% n”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”! F. Z: F$ `/ u! z! g
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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. T' f) l" F/ s& F) U; S[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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