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Bad Relationship
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3 C& }( G4 V+ H: yTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. * P1 c5 r( J) p, F6 S8 X6 s
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”; S( E6 {& Q: n; l _
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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, D# V! h( M5 ]% w K; DThe scale says: Sorry, no change today- l' b) d# X0 p. y" ~
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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