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Bad Relationship
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6 @% r: G. U8 ~( c" {" X3 ~Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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' s6 Q/ L# p& x8 h$ @+ h+ Y, bJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”$ y- z# m' g0 [9 O5 F
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; {7 U S9 d* R, k$ I# u$ eThe scale says: Sorry, no change today5 T0 r3 C7 i' k. J V6 D: `
( |7 d. h6 g. Y3 S U[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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