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(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.6 Y  a# c$ b" C& L4 A1 H 
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(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
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- G! g& ^$ R9 r& T/ B7 U(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.    
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(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!    8 }9 G) e; B! ` 
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(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)$ r2 o5 ], \5 E( m* X- o7 J 
 
( p9 V% N6 z  G* R; o' o6 K! d6 _3 b(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.   
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! w( k, ~7 I$ X+ a6 x" @(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). 
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: h/ Y! `& ]) J. s3 c4 n(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!" T% \, O4 ]2 F, [. t7 D! Q! o' D 
 
2 G0 j& w7 {* K/ F3 @( d1 |/ D(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |   
 
 
 
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