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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.0 `2 T8 `" [1 O; Z# U2 i* q4 W, j
( l5 Z( {: `1 x3 x2 p(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.1 }. }) m. J3 i# m W# q
$ j. o- I/ Q4 A. N$ N! M$ ^(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 0 a% q) N8 S( v5 E! A' Q) j
" P# {+ ~% z; [3 o$ M(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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4 P+ @; @0 E d N5 P5 I(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. $ o9 p/ m& @, e" D2 m% _) a- |
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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