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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?9 U7 M. I2 K4 L5 j! H# E
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
5 o) @6 E% J2 h; ~/ P When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?) A3 U7 @4 J/ @ J
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?6 K% P$ L; k+ v) t6 |. S& @; D
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.7 g/ Y9 X! R+ I m8 S* M* I y) ~+ y
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 m8 c$ a* V2 T* `9 Y. z) OA: Valets don't forget where they park your car." o8 T7 T3 Y9 J/ Z0 X
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?$ o/ h9 ~% A9 }0 q
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.2 h; X# b5 i3 {8 V" t1 w; o" Z
+ u6 U! g' u9 _- QQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?( s) e0 u/ T: B# I/ p$ Q) g
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.. g. R! K; V$ r8 Y9 L0 V. F
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
% u& z9 v1 D5 h0 EA: Their foreheads.' g) f( t8 H9 {* ^& d
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
! O6 [0 | F9 ~8 a3 u G$ mA: "I remember these." |
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