Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

: U/ F$ s" q) aQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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4 t4 P) F' r0 o) o2 k1 gQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
, l8 I5 m* g2 J( H; q2 b( I6 [% p3 `A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
- I* e+ T4 S$ S  j1 aA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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2 G8 X2 L% J0 {$ U0 ]; [Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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& d9 b! n* S" ~( xQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
1 y% A* A; S5 aA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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