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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
: N/ O5 e- ~6 V$ j' TA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.+ l, Q" X. e. Q! ~5 a" \
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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" l3 J6 i& R OQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?; q& S3 x9 m) @! U" e
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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1 r& o( T" {( X6 Z3 m& CQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
$ V6 z1 r7 a* r) [; IA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.0 Z: n# @, w" m0 K7 M/ |$ \ U
. G% W, [, U. }Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 f: F1 T, u" S6 V& b6 IA: Valets don't forget where they park your car. M v* r# [" I- e- p( L: N% p
% A+ |* ~6 f( V% |! l% K$ MQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
' a. Y0 `5 \: P2 i! e: J" u6 `A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.3 ~2 i. w8 _# `; t9 I# B/ k
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
7 l# W# N( q! @) m! k4 D1 q; ^0 V/ {A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?5 A: d. ?! N5 y: N! Z) ?7 C
A: Their foreheads.
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7 ^: V4 g% G+ w" o0 e* qQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?" Z6 h1 F9 G" _
A: "I remember these." |
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