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发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
9 O5 g  _; Z3 g1 G2 e" d( TA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.! [- L9 R8 Q3 X
     When you are done you will have a place to live.5 P2 J0 \/ `: o, F% y! s; N

6 q1 ]& L3 t& ~# b6 z. l& XQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
( P% m9 O$ z& D% [  h! i# aA: Tell him you're pregnant.. @0 o6 M' Y8 n" U

# I4 M1 }/ J+ x4 r3 e- P8 @" I9 k2 R, nQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
& \2 y/ N# P0 M: Q. R1 VA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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6 p& o/ d2 ]! J, Q7 g/ MQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?  H( l8 ]0 b5 t+ `2 ~& f
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.% U! n! |  t* Z3 Y4 X
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
( |1 i( H  q* R. d# _A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
! F6 t( r! |+ Q) |& Q8 l8 PA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.2 q6 I7 m: Z9 }. j
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?/ k5 X+ n/ I1 ^: C. q/ S! o6 \  o& L5 |
A: Their foreheads.5 i' F  c# a6 N3 b# A
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?% }+ r5 W. o& m* T  E
A: "I remember these."
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发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now. # P, W+ H: H1 c+ s2 c0 L' N! v5 D
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发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
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发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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