Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
0 H3 H( j! \: w3 r; @     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
0 a+ i3 ^2 L  U" ?; z% D- D0 IA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
* t0 ~) S9 X# d/ F6 K8 a* sA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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4 ^: V% C2 o4 T) w$ l/ E8 PQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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1 G3 f4 W( z" l  j* O% p- ^7 _Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
7 s0 A' T' r( c9 oA: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
1 z* O" @: E5 H% v1 EA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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