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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?4 V0 l/ q5 i. G8 L, D 
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. 
' |7 ?: l2 o$ G7 c     When you are done you will have a place to live. 
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( n8 I7 D+ n8 F* Y3 N. uQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? 
+ j$ j6 B4 c* |. P) V6 d8 ~, ]' ]A: Tell him you're pregnant., k5 [& y. l) s) L+ T' q9 z/ Y 
 
& z1 B. h3 s% a  lQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?/ h$ i: G1 P3 F 
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. 
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) D! d( z: m% |5 s4 Z2 m( ]* G( nQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking? 
/ y: N5 i  u" f% ^A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.# x6 x( n8 _$ v* ~ 
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? 
" f. W8 ]# r. W' w6 ]+ G* wA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.4 l  R, r, p- Z5 ] 
 
3 E4 }: i' }  {( Q6 {- M" o" HQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? 
- }# ^& `' O" k! }9 t2 cA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. 
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3 Y2 R' ?$ b' hQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?+ m6 d% _2 s* W4 m8 d, s* ] 
A: Their foreheads.5 p$ o  e: r# H5 C/ `: X# {; ^ 
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores? 
' C# `& J8 o8 o5 V% B  b' QA: "I remember these." |   
 
 
 
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