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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?, f* ?6 \2 }( ?3 J3 s$ v+ f
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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# e6 T9 s4 `; s! v1 G; e- X( D( yQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
& l" ~+ ^) X& ^& Z/ B7 x% g$ k4 | GA: Tell him you're pregnant.8 Z" |* T" G1 {) y
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
' B& }0 Q8 S" w& a4 p6 qA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking? X1 `# h/ X/ t
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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@9 R' w3 [$ L4 T& k8 bQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?* f8 ~. f; z3 c: l" N8 P0 q3 j8 ~
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.- g5 [) w$ \% {, j* }5 h
+ Z1 r0 g" k6 T4 CQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
; j! J) C; o. m5 HA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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7 A4 a+ ^0 C/ u9 q: \Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?2 i9 ?4 U0 c$ J7 b5 L7 B i
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores? s" ?" Q, [! O2 c* u! f4 t
A: "I remember these." |
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