Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
' |7 ?: l2 o$ G7 c     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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( n8 I7 D+ n8 F* Y3 N. uQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
+ j$ j6 B4 c* |. P) V6 d8 ~, ]' ]A: Tell him you're pregnant.

& z1 B. h3 s% a  lQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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) D! d( z: m% |5 s4 Z2 m( ]* G( nQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
/ y: N5 i  u" f% ^A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
" f. W8 ]# r. W' w6 ]+ G* wA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

3 E4 }: i' }  {( Q6 {- M" o" HQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
- }# ^& `' O" k! }9 t2 cA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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3 Y2 R' ?$ b' hQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
' C# `& J8 o8 o5 V% B  b' QA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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