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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?& R1 n; F* _) r1 n
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
4 ` s* E4 l, l: C, R0 ] When you are done you will have a place to live.+ ^+ T l7 k7 m+ N* x8 I4 c# j
+ N/ h S' d6 IQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?, q" p/ K3 c3 p* b9 A
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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* J K7 e A7 b/ F# D; i: L! dQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) U9 F( P6 W+ I6 c1 bA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.' k7 Y9 u- E0 |7 }
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?% H: y) [* `7 }2 m- @3 D
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.; J1 E/ e4 ]" B* U, f- @7 H
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
- D6 w- g4 ^; |6 j) w! i- N% ^8 WA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.8 b2 ^" J; G& ?" `( r
+ c2 @/ t: a% B! N( V! l- R/ cQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
. V# w! P, g3 n* O# FA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?9 p6 ~( Y- \* x8 V, H/ C
A: Their foreheads.
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5 E# L$ m! `: V- p- W6 z" A8 Z7 MQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
. E& \% e1 s" E7 CA: "I remember these." |
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