Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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2 I2 f+ h9 a9 \Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
; Z% G7 R+ t: EA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
5 A1 H% M3 K& C& fA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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6 d. z6 @2 O; M9 Q  b7 z! WQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
6 D1 F6 r! x. H( [2 u+ U3 o, Y3 x4 eA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
# _5 y9 b7 B- T* k6 o9 q; f! n- sA: Their foreheads.

' U. e' X8 x: F* C4 EQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
6 w/ g: D7 {' v5 d- |A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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