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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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0 k' z6 T7 v4 o; _# e# ZWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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$ C8 ~$ R; h4 HTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. & ~! [1 ^. L2 a! w9 U
+ M- P9 h0 n8 `' ~ VToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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5 ^( [3 {9 H. pOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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2 p5 q6 Q# N& ?# x AA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. / H, L+ R8 i ?- y6 S$ z9 M
* r4 E% r% v3 f8 }Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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