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' b' z8 {' g0 u! |Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 7 E t- e: Q3 R2 ?/ Q* S
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ; T1 e8 l) c+ f2 w7 n( |
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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' e7 ]! P8 X, S( D/ RWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 7 M. I5 ^$ W* @' t
2 J* n( ?2 A( O8 xOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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3 C! }6 n# _7 FA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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