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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 4 P- V y3 O8 O0 i3 Q
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 1 e6 G' @6 M6 p( ]
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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/ f( ^$ b- ^. _! [, bIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. . F& a) [6 s X) [( l
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ( W' \. S d5 U; r, N: Y! {" ^7 m
, w+ v+ {# C# J3 S7 Y7 MMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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