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Wisdom from Grandpa... ; f$ P# O2 o. x1 {2 Y
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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0 p$ v/ J8 P2 y& u' |5 wTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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1 V! r: | C( _" d8 K( o! g( W5 `Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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) p5 K6 D0 ?( A; b7 QWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. # `9 Y5 F& ^8 h) J3 F
9 X/ j' J8 v+ tIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 F7 V# ]1 G& C, A6 ]. G/ \, O
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 7 x5 s1 P- ^* W1 I! U4 L
3 j ?; K' U% AA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. - o0 X4 W9 {) @" }0 v- r( a- _ L5 e
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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