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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 1 b) |. y6 a, l% ^0 E' p4 |
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. . s$ N5 o4 g0 {7 l2 L$ f6 u
+ n) x/ U; c, _! k& |Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. & X4 `2 ?# {0 [! a9 G
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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) G1 G$ {% w0 B" iIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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8 ~ ~7 e2 ~: s% Y0 e- TOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. $ a' N6 x4 i/ A) I8 {) ~! e& ^, e
& x+ F1 X |0 yA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. , C e4 p# C0 Q8 B9 F/ L$ W* q
u$ b, q8 C+ B A, H3 s0 wMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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