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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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4 L/ a) a4 p3 P' W H! TTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ' p8 D7 r3 T9 q# Q5 ]: A" V
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 1 c$ d: x2 P/ r5 U6 d
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 4 c8 u# m/ ^/ ~2 q) E* J! d' [
$ \( }) n' }2 K* aA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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f) E0 D: m8 _$ G( p+ D+ h2 RMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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