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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
2 J! T( q1 Z H! s. U& X: ~- \Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 6 u. j8 W9 m: o, o' L4 M s
George: Great. Lay it on me. / i' h9 G# ]) A
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
* a; \" s, n3 G/ v. s* o1 dGeorge: That's what I want to know. . w4 F0 u2 X0 u0 O# x. n1 f* V
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. " y2 d/ B0 r; ?' A6 w
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 4 q/ x, @* P. l6 ^9 c+ o# \1 I
Condi: Yes.
t, B- h; t5 U0 {8 t- X4 y, cGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 1 Y. h/ I, [& @
Condi: Hu. 0 F2 K( M- J3 \$ M4 A; N+ |, `1 d( R
George: The guy in China.
0 V2 R; B2 y; B; e6 SCondi: Hu.
1 M# @: ~' l E1 uGeorge: The new leader of China.
" z9 u+ r. }3 K WCondi: Hu.
& }8 m9 a$ X8 I5 Z/ y) ?' gGeorge: The Chinaman! , t5 J% j5 e6 K0 w
Condi: Hu is leading China. ; G0 N1 T) @9 \1 a
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? & \* D$ r. e) ~: i
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
5 l% ]7 N% p# ^8 u6 EGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
8 p3 t N8 M) n. P& P" L; E% NCondi: That's the man's name. . v$ I' A& w- |% e2 z' X+ @
George: That's who's name?
; V; P" P2 O0 ^Condi: Yes.
( s$ c% ~+ O8 k% ]: W; EGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? " M1 F2 I$ f/ }9 Z0 l
Condi: Yes, sir. ; S4 O& F& P, B, y _% q
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 8 t g$ R: R) u& [
Condi: That's correct.
9 m2 @: C$ C6 z) a. w$ NGeorge: Then who is in China?
2 o2 ?; n+ k6 SCondi: Yes, sir. 1 e' l( V9 k6 y0 G* ~
George: Yassir is in China? R2 d Q3 M. T5 O; Q
Condi: No, sir. u7 }2 q/ l. O8 Z/ o0 T
George: Then who is? ( m0 r* y9 q2 e, z/ b6 |7 O Z
Condi: Yes, sir. 8 ^3 T/ A5 C' h) D; W7 u6 Q& L: w
George: Yassir? ~2 y& h, i+ m, U
Condi: No, sir. 7 Q% M0 b) }! v7 }" d8 W
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
$ a) K& }* H5 G4 L: v" nCondi: Kofi? % P- ^: S$ [1 x+ v; [. Q3 R% Y/ H
George: No, thanks. + Z5 t5 Y$ _2 L; z; G' M
Condi: You want Kofi?
' {3 d' w! ~- D3 T' c) y/ \George: No. 8 ~/ l$ \2 i3 m( V. N/ Y. L
Condi: You don't want Kofi. $ K; j: x. Q7 X& m% p _
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
1 X0 b$ ^* p' b! TCondi: Yes, sir. . B! @1 z0 X7 G7 a
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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$ `$ y% o4 n; B( qGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
( v% x. k3 x; e: H6 R( E3 z5 ~2 xCondi: And call who?
4 o! E" o, e1 hGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? + r8 ?$ F6 }$ X( B7 O! o5 W& n
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. - y& U% Q2 i+ g) B# N# B
George: Will you stay out of China?!
& u$ J O2 {: {% L% TCondi: Yes, sir.
( R' z8 M. m e, `/ N: lGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 4 @* g0 p2 O4 P8 z. ]( u1 }$ {0 W
Condi: Kofi.
7 ~5 A8 a/ s5 m4 N( M7 }George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. , \( B) W/ D2 f+ S/ V
(Condi picks up the phone.)
# j% t9 f) S& Z# e8 D1 `1 h HCondi: Rice, here.
: {; o) `. z; H" kGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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