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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 4 n3 r6 F" j2 C0 s: i
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 0 x ^0 T6 C' a1 @) g$ x( W, I' b
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. . U3 k6 p, ~ V! X2 w3 [+ h
George: Great. Lay it on me. " p8 j+ O7 B5 W7 ~$ b: f. X
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 7 c- T; o5 |) z9 y$ j5 H+ i' o; z
George: That's what I want to know.
/ O# K" Y* e; T/ bCondi: That's what I'm telling you. , E, F5 U; w' [3 |3 t
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ! I3 O) g" {. p2 W6 I
Condi: Yes.
! W! |5 Q5 Z: s- ]* C6 g" ZGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. / T* C7 c Z* ~) _1 }
Condi: Hu.
- Y+ B; f1 N1 N( U2 z! bGeorge: The guy in China. / C: p+ H' D& L% a4 M. T
Condi: Hu. ! |8 D" y# j( j4 D" ]3 t; d) h2 X
George: The new leader of China.
+ a F- }4 s! u7 {! J8 UCondi: Hu. 5 X) a- I" M, H+ j) k6 q
George: The Chinaman!
6 g1 Q9 e# U, VCondi: Hu is leading China. + G( s8 ~) A. `) [9 o. R1 R2 l
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
8 G% L: f/ J/ Q) r* eCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ! p- \' [9 n; }" L' F. F" d
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
) E; }; h# U$ R" ]Condi: That's the man's name. + h* z7 h8 x. y) v0 G N: W1 b. [
George: That's who's name? ' S: Y& }/ E2 o7 n, I
Condi: Yes.
, D- }; m: l0 WGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
% j! t; |1 i- a, p9 K* U, lCondi: Yes, sir.
" z! D9 u3 j8 O7 }" N2 p6 [2 pGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 q' ~0 w5 a0 N. V" y- F( x
Condi: That's correct. 6 [& D; S6 Y/ X" J/ E: |2 E
George: Then who is in China? $ }9 y* L5 P8 D; W6 G9 P
Condi: Yes, sir. / Q' s7 a( u- A
George: Yassir is in China? 2 _: \# @6 O4 f8 M% b% T8 `
Condi: No, sir.
7 r3 p8 a0 U' k; T Z8 O8 aGeorge: Then who is? 2 d1 I. e" @8 P9 w
Condi: Yes, sir.
- I7 T3 q5 R* D/ W1 i LGeorge: Yassir? 9 a k. v: E1 @( J( ]
Condi: No, sir. 1 w1 x. U6 H( x- S; r, n( N
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
$ Y, o& r8 g7 ^/ d6 L# L7 |Condi: Kofi?
. a' F' B+ K; K s y2 NGeorge: No, thanks. + M: C+ O+ F3 E6 q
Condi: You want Kofi? 8 k& N# R; h1 P6 m ?
George: No.
: {/ i2 A1 D+ l! o/ H# }- jCondi: You don't want Kofi. . Y# x; {" U8 J, P0 Y9 ?+ [: d3 H
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 8 G; L3 J) c( y' f5 V. t
Condi: Yes, sir. 9 x8 n2 A F/ h4 \# ^3 K u2 y6 F
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 5 Y% Z+ ?* j# H" b t
Condi: Kofi?
7 Y7 a' ~ V0 p/ R: p; i/ ~George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
2 \" T% W$ {5 H) K1 r8 HCondi: And call who?
& V9 N" P( o0 l8 s6 T* i% DGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ( F) L, d8 G( D [1 G& {
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
. ~" G* A: j- S6 WGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! . r0 B- b' h) Q" M
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 q5 f7 F! M4 ^George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 6 J3 q5 F+ L. r
Condi: Kofi. 3 [3 Z7 Y2 ]0 Z! }
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( u) _! n2 v% h/ Q) x4 \(Condi picks up the phone.)
" ]' y4 S9 m8 [& A- \Condi: Rice, here. ) U7 g- ]; v1 G* ^3 v$ Y
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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