 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ( p1 |. c- ]* m, x0 ?/ l7 X. e- q ]- R
% ^' C' w% v- z- s; e0 ]
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? , h* |; e! Y9 u/ z
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 7 O/ \; g+ x( Y8 S
George: Great. Lay it on me. $ O1 B5 {9 C8 r. Y6 j0 V4 s9 a
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
, z8 e" w+ w0 ~8 YGeorge: That's what I want to know. : C; G$ c& c3 K W! P. X
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
0 M9 H; U, k B" i& e8 D' G6 a& MGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? X& `8 A( y9 J9 Y% t
Condi: Yes.
7 o2 D- D! y: Y( X, MGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
+ O5 T, K( J1 R* W0 }& k% WCondi: Hu. " m8 r$ q) W2 O- {% ? C
George: The guy in China.
# t8 M. G! I8 Y. ?Condi: Hu.
& `$ ?0 V5 k/ [0 s/ oGeorge: The new leader of China. ( q9 t! j1 D3 L( ? }: H
Condi: Hu.
& b: X6 B4 P8 z0 m3 a( U4 nGeorge: The Chinaman! ( m6 Q9 N" y" P9 _0 k& }
Condi: Hu is leading China. # W2 f M, J# `* U r0 B7 O/ {
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ( A- J+ H1 k( g8 d2 @; C
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. , o1 j- _: M" `& `( L- D, r1 G
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ' H) o$ ~4 [/ Y) k7 ?7 E
Condi: That's the man's name. , z+ t% h7 z: p- p
George: That's who's name? 9 L- }5 r& Z4 s7 M3 s" G
Condi: Yes.
2 l2 o* |" I2 {8 {- a! yGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 2 m6 c4 A* F5 q9 g3 B5 e# b9 c
Condi: Yes, sir.
7 M* G9 f9 J8 q' y) i \George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ; ~/ o$ k: \4 E6 `) J' m W" Z
Condi: That's correct. 7 J2 S4 w" A7 Y
George: Then who is in China?
) x u0 F j$ A4 ^Condi: Yes, sir. 8 P/ s8 n o h; W0 b' T
George: Yassir is in China? . _ F& y# j! S+ T8 H& B+ k
Condi: No, sir.
+ @5 w E: f6 o3 Y6 q- OGeorge: Then who is?
- s, c' ~& s. F) _; C" {% G2 uCondi: Yes, sir. % l% c7 [# V) Q2 j; G& P
George: Yassir? 1 s$ h% e) N0 s' ?6 [+ n. n
Condi: No, sir.
" j9 p5 L$ i# t6 pGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 3 M$ p% c( _% y: b: W) T; a8 _
Condi: Kofi? 7 c% {9 w! I, Q/ U% [+ u8 d/ u
George: No, thanks. , H& F" Y3 S* ?6 i
Condi: You want Kofi? * W t/ \% ?/ [
George: No.
7 \% }8 G/ E/ ` D1 W/ f9 Q, xCondi: You don't want Kofi.
1 V& ^ s4 Y$ hGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
' h" C4 O' B2 V1 |Condi: Yes, sir.
1 ~2 U5 M7 C4 i% i* Y( GGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
& X# Z' k+ @" |0 K0 LCondi: Kofi? . ~3 J5 r' q% U
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ! v0 W* e; J+ F% H. M+ e3 Y) p% r
Condi: And call who?
% G( Z7 C' V4 L: Z% gGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? , Z5 i$ y5 r/ M* `8 O6 f2 Z
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
. J! f$ o$ S' Z& sGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
( [- t% a. o" z( _# y$ u* OCondi: Yes, sir.
: f [% L& X2 A, U# P1 RGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
& \0 e; l" ?' M- ZCondi: Kofi. ; Q" A$ V' a5 ^& P
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
- Z/ d, |2 E3 a; z(Condi picks up the phone.) 9 q/ \) r& {- y; r9 A
Condi: Rice, here.
% i$ v* w. i% ~5 U- n# ^George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-7-18 20:36
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-7-18 22:00
楼主
