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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
4 H3 f0 O( p! u& CCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
: f4 l3 Z) o! A7 \+ zGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
9 Z% v+ F/ \4 w! @3 fCondi: Yes.
( g4 x% M6 S/ S5 j$ vGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
: _3 T2 G3 V+ c4 T. _  n1 m" VGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
5 W: f4 Q3 t; H# H5 O3 J1 h- sCondi: Hu.
2 b! ]' r1 v* m4 KGeorge: The Chinaman!
% ?1 ~$ A- j; ECondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
% R& q7 u) l- ~" `4 m: W: QCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
" v/ `% ?! V, c9 nGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- q8 Y2 x: I7 S$ E* w: B+ WCondi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
$ D- x' M; A0 f% d7 xGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
/ Y( {8 h0 ~: h8 w6 ~Condi: Yes, sir.
% Y# j( L! o  y/ B! `George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
- h  Y) z+ U: C% @  L9 Z  X$ D" wCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
" P% \$ S4 y: S' _Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
, E1 h4 o1 n& I" pGeorge: Then who is?
  i3 p/ o. u7 E7 z5 FCondi: Yes, sir.
9 e. \8 j& V" z8 T* S% u+ BGeorge: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
( @% @  p  r: x, l" EGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
( f0 y3 a# S* J' u6 UGeorge: No.
' {! L: e  s  F; i; m, yCondi: You don't want Kofi.
% Y  W6 ^' f& w! ZGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
& Q9 U1 ]7 E9 ?& O3 V' O# F* s# `* ECondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
0 g. z4 Q$ g% E$ O- M% J1 W8 NCondi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
* c4 G$ S" H* b; X% tCondi: And call who?
) Y* ], u% h- B! m, n7 ~) QGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
& T8 z& s0 ^. P0 N- q$ vGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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