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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

- ~' J6 e1 a8 V* B4 RGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: O- g1 C$ c. \4 aGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
( ?9 h* M  ]4 k7 zGeorge: That's what I want to know.
* `5 N8 G1 G& c' GCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
7 S% l9 B$ S" x" G" `George: I mean the fellow's name.
; q0 v4 E+ @8 Q  zCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
7 k7 J1 O  Q$ Y3 r8 s: sCondi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
8 j* N! m4 `- T2 r, \( u& {George: The Chinaman!
3 n5 N( ]  P! I, r2 }  f! w/ H8 wCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
2 s9 N0 a) W0 v" BGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
- \% n0 d2 b! S- A$ vGeorge: That's who's name?
* f  V) U* y( rCondi: Yes.
; A7 l; [  Q# [* TGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
' x2 X: f: i' ~6 {. G$ OGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
) @' v, Q( h1 M, o2 f$ iGeorge: Then who is in China?
0 E) M  x, L+ l3 a! ~Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
0 J( z. ~5 M5 h1 k7 ]/ h! v, qCondi: No, sir.
( e$ k' ]/ H6 NGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
: G2 p4 W3 d( G; ~/ r9 lGeorge: Yassir?
( f: o2 q: m; k* [/ j( h& }2 j& rCondi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
5 g' i' z1 r; o& B" sCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
4 l# X! ?! s3 ^3 ]7 A. w5 OCondi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
: L/ Z0 v4 L& ]Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
, T' R8 L* X  j8 R) \9 t* x: ^George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
# `# x" ~/ I/ k, N5 r9 rGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
9 [; V- W, I& O( _3 E' C: HGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
& i" |0 W9 j7 ?8 j1 MGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
2 N- k3 j5 z1 b( m& bGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
  J1 p( C/ ^& F. C; s  z, ICondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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Hahaha....... Can't help laughing.