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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 0 e% v ], Y0 t* E9 `
; a `) C5 h2 a4 `- f; a) t" eGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
2 N4 p$ f i( E. n: b2 l& I) [Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
* C9 ]) w# m; c8 m/ f5 ]- F4 o8 NGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
' M) \9 V3 M1 d0 S8 @: B: e+ ]Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. / R6 b8 F$ k+ G8 \
George: That's what I want to know. & L9 B1 G6 u0 ~4 F+ t' G& O
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
- \6 V) k! a8 b' B& e! @& T8 hGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? , Z3 G9 s6 K8 z. F8 e
Condi: Yes. 4 ?: \1 F c3 G) |
George: I mean the fellow's name.
+ y* M" p- p( MCondi: Hu. ' N- o. P. [& t8 Y+ ?# X
George: The guy in China.
3 E# {! n3 Y+ tCondi: Hu. 3 ?* S# A/ N6 p
George: The new leader of China.
4 g1 F9 j: @+ W; U6 b% iCondi: Hu. 7 {( F* k' s. h& N; k, {
George: The Chinaman! 7 x6 o" Z/ I. n/ L% ?* A2 ]1 m7 `
Condi: Hu is leading China. . B) s# T1 I4 D3 z0 U! J( v
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ) H4 d0 Q2 p9 F
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 9 N/ n7 w" B" P, r' z
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
2 `- ]- p5 o) b5 a8 g0 M1 d' WCondi: That's the man's name. ! j; p/ ~, K! {& e2 @
George: That's who's name? \- N' ]" `0 t* Y# l) Z
Condi: Yes.
5 w# L- c$ d2 l- `. UGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? , N3 J: P4 C: A" {: o3 }* ^, W
Condi: Yes, sir.
- |8 |) a1 ^1 ]George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 8 }% c4 O9 `! l' b( }
Condi: That's correct.
. p7 e+ x# C! i: WGeorge: Then who is in China? S9 H) n( j$ U9 |+ d
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 l: ^* k" V* K W1 j/ k9 V8 j
George: Yassir is in China? ! p p, W1 d. ?$ a1 F( Z; t
Condi: No, sir. & Q8 m% O S: D
George: Then who is? : c0 y, B! T- x! O0 F3 Z4 F# _
Condi: Yes, sir. ! i$ F' n1 `9 H5 Z. @
George: Yassir? $ N* `3 a1 t4 E7 e6 I) N1 M
Condi: No, sir.
& }/ L/ m# P2 y( I/ MGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
7 W# P$ d2 D( n. }" fCondi: Kofi? 4 x: X `! Y" |* w. k ?
George: No, thanks.
5 ], q3 |0 r, t$ ?3 a7 U6 |/ uCondi: You want Kofi? * `9 b/ H( r, {7 B% x6 e6 @
George: No.
5 u# }5 J& x, @+ \# eCondi: You don't want Kofi. : e' S% ~- }3 C3 B N
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
# M' u% X2 S2 f( F% o$ k3 qCondi: Yes, sir. 5 {" P" }* {6 w d. ~8 F& J
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
0 q! b( Y9 f0 `2 UCondi: Kofi? 0 M3 B- H) t3 ^6 n/ ^
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ; _% u- t. A4 I$ b/ A. u
Condi: And call who? $ p9 q# i& I7 @7 O k& ~7 c
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
% g% e! M% |" U& F; MCondi: Hu is the guy in China. - g3 e1 q( h1 m/ [3 h, t' p5 j
George: Will you stay out of China?!
$ w" H7 n+ m1 o4 S F$ I: T' uCondi: Yes, sir.
& [- G$ S( N& j& HGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
' m: c8 ]. c' t) J( ~) d! PCondi: Kofi. " U4 D! M/ H8 h7 ^! z( Y
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. # t. d. H" y! [! Z( l9 T
(Condi picks up the phone.)
& n# m+ C* l, e; jCondi: Rice, here. $ u- Z+ v I( G1 D
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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