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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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* O# I) s3 F' YGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
; \! H+ o$ E o) qCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
3 ~0 I! p/ ?! kGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. & V4 s+ |" X N* f$ _
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 0 Q/ H8 Z2 |- l" y' Z1 F, U
George: That's what I want to know. 8 P" p" @( n) R/ o( g- o/ y
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
7 g- }0 q! |7 fGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
2 U" n* h q5 P$ ~$ `1 W7 cCondi: Yes. 9 \- Q5 i( Y5 @( q
George: I mean the fellow's name.
5 @6 L7 T8 q( ^Condi: Hu. * ]: M! v* F$ O- I
George: The guy in China. 3 y3 P# [9 o- s6 Z$ G' I% N, S
Condi: Hu. $ C4 I; V) U# o4 q- F9 u
George: The new leader of China.
. s: x8 T) X# r/ A0 ?Condi: Hu.
5 y2 N( p! |% T! a% N% pGeorge: The Chinaman! - u7 j0 n2 H) h$ {1 ~
Condi: Hu is leading China.
+ R! c& J6 y' { h1 T; j* ]George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
. n0 t E; k* L8 XCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
3 r* R6 c7 Y8 ?7 ?- @6 fGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
+ _8 q$ D9 b( u) u& K+ y2 L; [Condi: That's the man's name. 7 h& T* f/ o4 F( ` W, S; r
George: That's who's name? " h/ M; W/ U4 E+ c7 G
Condi: Yes. 0 f# g8 \2 ]3 o: \7 P1 f
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
, e! n$ z2 C; W8 y7 y1 R, K0 tCondi: Yes, sir. 6 w5 j( ~& B; ~+ M& I7 u" x( i
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. $ E2 ?+ K0 _9 v
Condi: That's correct. + a3 D1 n5 P) P
George: Then who is in China? % T) [9 \* o( I/ ?& v1 ^' h. ^ R
Condi: Yes, sir. 3 t) G3 {+ S' C2 H- |
George: Yassir is in China? 5 T1 M" ?2 p5 h$ L3 [
Condi: No, sir.
e8 F6 ^0 o5 M( {$ ]* E) }, hGeorge: Then who is?
; V- c: R: u* P( _1 Z* t* D1 D$ NCondi: Yes, sir. K% @* s) S8 n$ B4 r/ g
George: Yassir? / l% a- \, B- J" R1 n: j' g
Condi: No, sir.
9 D4 h( Y/ M! d. V+ s( [George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 2 ] r) t9 Y' a& Z/ _1 \
Condi: Kofi? # M, ~& f! K$ @( T6 G
George: No, thanks. " F8 l. Q) n8 O, h$ _
Condi: You want Kofi? : I3 h2 p# s+ ?" j9 ~
George: No. / e s( ?2 X+ n% V$ w; J
Condi: You don't want Kofi. " _8 v/ T# k/ h! V1 A
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ' O/ F0 s7 `' h. M0 ~
Condi: Yes, sir.
) @, p' \# p( s# h* P' M( j1 e; DGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. - @0 T6 C' u) r& \
Condi: Kofi? ! x4 E$ T/ p$ I' L w2 [
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 5 Z3 G+ X" h: y2 s2 r. e
Condi: And call who? 1 |8 E# {4 X2 ]: F! d* A- X
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
# [/ ^% r. Z/ L+ p% e& Y! D pCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 3 ^# q# z. A, A" W* s+ L" D% b* C
George: Will you stay out of China?! 6 t. ~0 Q( f# t8 M
Condi: Yes, sir.
A* a1 U$ D; t# N" yGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
- Q, M) V& f# N/ D5 k/ U o+ N- JCondi: Kofi. # S1 ?2 c2 Q* E8 Z; Y" U$ M
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ' A8 k$ Z6 ]& t6 G6 v8 N
(Condi picks up the phone.)
8 g+ S# I/ ~/ r8 l( eCondi: Rice, here.
q3 _) ^/ e: kGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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