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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking blonde lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: ' B$ T$ }% I8 b& H& r8 H
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"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
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( F. e0 n+ l3 |9 d! N. O6 EHis new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not." |
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