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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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- b! }; Z& f9 }9 W# IDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
- X' q& x4 J8 A' X0 jNurses are known to be hot to trot".& J% Q$ O( {4 ^) i5 L/ W& q
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The second man married a telephone operator. ' `- q2 ]8 W3 a5 Q4 F, ^' r
" W. e3 T2 k# f& `' r" j) R \Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. $ Q4 c' M0 K9 e# R6 P6 L
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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, V* m. ^% Q4 {$ N- N( t% DThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty & f9 `2 m; q* g
but teachers are just too frigid".
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" p8 H& \* v5 L R/ ?8 WThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
2 u, U+ G) @3 \6 Jnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 6 F& t0 O- G5 u# l1 g
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. , t; W7 { J+ k* B" X
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 2 h0 ~6 h! C0 p: i. F9 c
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again./ ^: {$ G+ ~$ o1 `$ I, {
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
6 @8 G% g* o$ {! N$ ?* V( y* d3 r0 oas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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5 I# X! D2 z9 y! S% u9 k+ bDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
$ V: }+ H. ]( itheir voices." ' J, h0 Z/ p0 Y: t
# t9 Z1 |% g' K; k% ]The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 9 z0 x2 |3 [, i3 M5 q/ h8 @
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
6 E _$ \. b! C7 I9 B) nthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ! L3 o! N8 K" v( R
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.# u. ~6 i* J$ s6 l: K' \6 t
: A* e1 b# G3 `4 g& rDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
2 {# {5 Z" N% h# I; O5 j2 i1 uman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 3 e/ K! S5 W2 k" c0 n
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ; x" y: l7 q' q' H) g5 F
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
- c" m0 q, t8 \1 ]# @3 Ka school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 0 e; Q% r) x- a( w8 u' G
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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