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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.we
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4 m% ?' [* M" R9 C  n# z  two who and who? 1 a" h3 U! J) s" h1 s. D
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 5 t& J  D5 H0 Z* r6 N1 P- ^3 @
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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+ W$ s: z. z+ y+ Z; q) O; ]  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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, I+ R$ \6 m7 K9 c+ a  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you $ n- s9 u! u  C1 T  X  h  q
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 0 @$ e/ s  @4 j. I0 [
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! - _. \# B, n7 _
together up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! # c% N& a. \( z4 B

. m' }; D- o& z+ F6 `  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have * @* F% a$ ^  j2 J
nothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝
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3 e7 ?" [0 T4 ~" x1 @: N  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此 * I- E& n3 v5 T4 e% r4 D/ i

* V( F) Z" f' c  7.You Give Me Stop!! $ g1 `$ o4 s& g! A- N9 C, U! o

8 O1 L  w% O! E3 A$ g& q/ Y  你给我站住! 7 i$ W4 f1 e( f: a: s: H" U/ r
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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" I, U* N0 r: B# j' d: j* Q  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER
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  表妹
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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8 B" ~) C' x6 y0 C7 w  11.American Chinese not enough / u1 F; w3 I$ r1 M
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  美中不足 ! J" A" e& d6 b) k, h

  r/ P( y( N6 C2 I; O  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die * W8 a& I* w/ j3 f/ g9 m
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  车祸现场描述
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3 r9 k$ g( z# S9 {9 t9 R% i3 I' y  13.heart flower angry open
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7 B# _1 z# `4 z  心花怒放
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  14.go past no mistake past 3 t& H  k" W% P
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  走过路过,不要错过 : E/ w: @! a3 ]; r

0 u) i" U. ?5 B  Q, x: g  15.小明:I am sorry! $ l4 I. [" D% u7 P! o
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  老外:I am sorry too! 8 M# I# U* ~$ X2 v2 E  H
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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/ G, i$ [1 i, G) u  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! : N% U; y5 l2 G8 S% u1 k7 x
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  要钱没有,要命一条 , R5 Y) H9 m0 ~, Q4 I

$ Q5 Y: B# E0 V: c, t$ R1 y! |  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.   I2 k9 ~8 Y( }; U: c( r
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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; F. T! X- d' q1 E8 \7 q# L  18.you have two down son。 ; q! i9 p' J' X$ b+ G% G' c) H6 U2 d9 F
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  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!! 0 U( }3 i. Z0 K& r0 D7 o9 `, B/ w
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~1 \5 d- i2 [0 A- G. `9 I
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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