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NEVER SAY TO A COP: $ X7 M$ e$ m# [" t4 F4 i- R, f6 s: S
H" E7 A% f. }; h+ P1 e. l1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ; i8 n% S7 r1 q3 x+ b! [9 N( Q: X
) Y, L3 @: ?6 i2 U% T8 u: S8 K2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. - |. @ R) }& W4 {& e, R
, U( r; c7 n+ s3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? / q! H! Z( }1 N) v$ }
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! - y7 z$ ~+ n) H; G
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? 2 N& I0 [3 H L& W0 l9 }
: q H% j* e$ v- P3 {6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. # {' Q* _* B5 J
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? $ z V w& c# X5 e, i& F8 t( i2 n
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ) W! Q) A1 X7 }3 Y! m2 C! R7 `
+ d8 E# u6 U$ \ J7 \( ~) V10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. + d4 | Q3 D- }# w v2 d
" T" j7 A$ K! { ?/ l11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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0 b# P, M; v6 X12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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