Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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( L+ F( m2 Q; X+ i' {5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7 \3 X7 T$ C+ F2 o% }7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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* @& l, Z: i( P) Y8. I pay your salary!
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  W) v' f2 I& M0 m2 W" q6 v9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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7 V; _4 X. A$ v+ `- g10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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6 U4 m8 `) }! v- o$ W11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

" M/ w0 M, P* g$ l: Q$ n! T12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"