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NEVER SAY TO A COP: & G2 z6 V5 K! {" n
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ; {; [4 t8 F8 }5 r$ E
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? - e2 {& O& Q6 L0 C y) R2 a
2 S# H0 M% }& G% P& X+ F# j1 Z4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 2 }: Z9 }9 a' ?+ ~. A7 O
, d0 C- `) D; p2 T5. Are You Andy or Barney? ' v7 H1 m( f- P
* K7 B% A3 W" l3 A1 o; U4 @6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? " H2 g1 A7 F: g) G. z" `$ V2 B
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! : g" K, X0 X, ~2 d; d4 l
/ T2 u( H% ]1 u) W, ?9 w10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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, i6 u. s, {( d9 p3 i11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ) l C# x% V8 P0 S( }8 m
+ O1 t& E3 Q) i" @" N: L12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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