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NEVER SAY TO A COP: & F& T/ I1 B/ D" u0 X2 U
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) . m8 Z9 z9 ]4 @: y6 @, ^
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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2 @. d. j: _3 b) e4 }/ V @$ V4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! ' \% x* H; G) @
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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7 ~( G O7 D, E# E+ O+ y( }0 x6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. % A# P- V/ J- H% f% D
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 5 j( ?. B0 U- Y# F+ a
$ m: V/ B( m5 Z8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 2 ~3 m4 B$ j2 R: g( X0 X" }$ t/ c3 L
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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