Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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, K/ z  ?7 \- q$ V2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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5 x4 i5 Y. p9 c1 |# t0 b4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

0 c$ J5 `0 C2 V# o5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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  U8 e# E3 b. T6 T: w# J+ h+ l3 S( X8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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2 C, C, E, @. ^/ I% Q0 R: n10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"