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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'8 Q3 q, U) h3 R9 t! u! ]0 J
[1 L( @$ l) AThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'; }# N" ^- r% T1 a, o, v7 J
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'9 y- z" E. I' a/ M& k, Z
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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; x* K M J' S o/ v t/ oThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'+ w% _' b. a; a. L4 `
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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: S8 u( j3 Z, P7 H% V* N; ? [- jHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'# d @- ^! O! Z/ G+ _
8 \7 \ J( A$ |* |1 p2 \% EPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'1 @2 a9 H; J; f# x
G7 C* R" e( Z& [% J/ u3 zThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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