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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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+ |. F& o; ~# O* h. h2 h& PThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'* R" t$ V; d. D# O- `9 \
' s5 Y" s* }# t4 N3 ]; bThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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; c+ a1 ~$ X9 F. R. aThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'( [9 ~2 s2 I: t# H: D" j
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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! k4 E( J6 {# x B. t* T) n1 _' XHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'7 }$ E- J; l2 p. K+ Y& }3 f; i
. d- q- p# N5 ~1 c/ G4 MPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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