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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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0 X5 g+ V, k8 v$ GA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!': F$ ^) [4 i0 z- U
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'' Z4 D2 X" g- F8 J. ?. b n
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'0 B4 X' [8 A- f; W, R% e3 l! P
! P0 D" }+ m& s# U! V) kHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'$ ~) k9 [1 }) C& {" c# f
* g k0 F1 k& ^/ G1 \, SShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'4 I" K; V& w) C2 W# N0 U* v
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?') F& D2 ?0 s9 G& B
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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