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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'+ P6 b# W% }' F6 ^" q
4 G! n- ?+ N* v5 |% yThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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( }+ C7 m J$ j9 U& K$ gThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'8 q1 [0 g9 @8 F
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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) u2 R6 L4 x# M# A% @" n4 T% OThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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/ m; r2 b: \1 A/ Y, {She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'+ H3 a7 \( h: i7 j' C) m) _. q. z
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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0 j7 L7 m' C! L0 {" OThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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