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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 0 B0 d1 Y6 ]2 }# V5 g; }$ h- U+ S( z
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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1 R7 A! E' N9 iThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'3 ]! I i: H6 ~. @, A& o6 M) R
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!') {+ U, b& q i
3 J+ B( |2 M1 ?* c! ^( z: SHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'9 I/ U0 j( a$ O% V4 P
4 Z: r) N9 P* t3 ?, p8 ]She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'7 }' M* L2 b2 m, ^* G
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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