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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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5 v# ^+ a! J$ A# g2 ], H, fA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'/ x* s8 a: Y$ h; o* a- _$ W" B& B" X
+ w9 m. R$ Q0 K( ~5 e& `5 ]6 c3 g. }The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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6 y O3 z" k; _+ f1 T" HThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'6 d0 H9 W2 t/ {" @* Z
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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% k) _, `) b W2 }; @The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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4 r, Z3 Y5 C0 {That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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* T! R/ ~6 F" l) c9 }; YHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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" ~2 \# T8 Z6 m" DShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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' M; O# p* m# pPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'; H7 a6 S: J, C( _
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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