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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 2 U1 [8 P0 O+ w( K8 R1 J
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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2 S# v. ]8 Y( X8 F- \) RThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'/ ]: Y/ e0 A" {6 d& D% N% `0 g
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'( `$ ~0 E H( T% i& a; z/ X
) M/ {* f! T. mThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'9 |7 q2 i! n* G c+ |, l2 F5 y" E4 u
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'" k0 T, C7 V1 K2 O6 _
. P6 ?: V. N% B- y9 @/ ~She says , 'No, I am from Africa !', p4 _& Y* {: s6 l' D
4 ]6 X& y0 f* k5 pPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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