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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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% F6 u* A8 M) ]  Y8 sAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,# r  \8 ?- D, Y4 {0 ^% h2 T
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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( b/ c3 N! U$ u. y; _2 F" L'I should be in charge,' said the  |, P; t8 l3 y* J
stomach

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; d4 X7 h6 R' k- a'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,+ q* X4 M8 E. }
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
- A$ F; v% r' R6 A+ _' N) d'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
4 A) R0 Q9 S6 s$ k; y0 n- J'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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1 S6 X$ {; P3 Y- h  vAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum0 T2 E" I1 @3 a- X; S
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
1 J9 k$ j7 b8 Tthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated," X) ~8 X6 `( Z$ B! A" a
the
legs( k5 ^, |5 w( j6 I3 m* f6 [
got wobbly,$ G' }( [/ A5 O3 X- W& H5 F# J
the
eyes
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got watery,6 l; F' D4 i4 o; @5 N& D
and the

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They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.- ?# _$ f4 Z8 E0 d
The Moral of the story?
, g+ H' i& a8 k- |/ [The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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- ~: }0 y7 Y8 w) g[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!0 {2 G: a/ g8 Y( `# q# O+ R
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Where you got this so funning story!
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