The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
2 u1 p) X4 u% Q8 J6 x5 H'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
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9 r: g" o- t* |2 c1 x2 t'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

$ x9 y6 L/ z4 @- f6 n'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
& c5 Y6 y, W4 a) M2 |'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
5 T3 V0 {4 G% a8 b'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
' c5 M) v2 m- p- `4 Tand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
6 l2 D" ^2 i/ q, p7 U$ [1 x: R. BWithin a few days,
" T, d" j$ f  a4 _the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
* d6 o: j$ e0 Mthe legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
( {6 G; X# B* z, l& E) k$ wgot watery,
6 S" k( p7 X8 Y2 O5 Aand the
: w! Q& Z( t! I$ K$ n$ k9 P- t) M0 Qblood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
4 b7 U& V0 g% d' v2 B" D* _# srectum should be the boss.
7 a, @/ ?4 N- d+ f/ k6 Y# NThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

& V! o+ p8 Y5 hWhere you got this so funning story!
$ Q/ ^; ], p# Y$ t  vI like it.