The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

% F6 u* A8 M) ]  Y8 sAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
- g+ G! N5 _$ J6 V& r% Utrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



( b/ c3 N! U$ u. y; _2 F" L'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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; d4 X7 h6 R' k- a'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
# l* [0 h. Z1 W'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
- A$ F; v% r' R6 A+ _' N) d'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
4 A) R0 Q9 S6 s$ k; y0 n- J'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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1 S6 X$ {; P3 Y- h  vAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
1 J9 k$ j7 b8 Tthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
5 i  C! S! p( D  [got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
, g+ H' i& a8 k- |/ [The ass hole is usually the one in charge!





- ~: }0 y7 Y8 w) g[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
$ i' W" H. y7 I6 i8 [0 y) [I like it.