The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

) Y5 ]4 v/ r+ T" e  AAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
  W* \$ t# B1 s5 ~' X5 z( T3 ytrying to decide who was the one in charge.
7 k( {; d& P& W9 n# A6 N3 k# _'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

, w: j. S; n% {, f+ r: E* X/ O+ l9 U'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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' {% Z. k0 o# i'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
: f4 N2 y0 K0 Y" d" J'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
% ]( Z8 K6 z3 {$ {3 B0 y2 S2 J'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

- K( b( c6 ]9 ]* e( m+ t'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
9 F, q& U& H2 x'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
$ a) ^4 Q" {- a'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
  X3 a* x7 V. \  e- H) P6 r6 S'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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. v) C5 D3 O7 e) C: o$ E9 M' WAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
8 g; {) m7 k; I& a/ h. L6 u0 o# e: Ythe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
3 h2 o$ C; J: ngot wobbly,
3 \& T- s' _* |8 Y2 Dthe eyes
* r  `3 ~4 f' v  p' S  _: d4 K% Bgot watery,
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.