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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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, a$ N1 J- h) ^' U  A4 YAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
9 v" W9 J6 Q& q/ h: E' ntrying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ D, }, G/ {  @: Z* q'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
1 W4 k) c0 O( O'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'; B: {' j* Q8 M
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,8 F( B- d1 U# r2 J2 W- H# L' J) H
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,2 W2 }3 b" G" T6 K( ?$ K0 u- [
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,8 f, s  s1 U" O" t4 A: B. O
the
legs+ z, v8 c2 }: ]' n0 Q# T" t' b
got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,& K# E. Z+ W1 P$ [( U! v
and the

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blood
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was toxic.7 p+ C6 O- G  q% O8 O
They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.* q* F, w6 Q' M; o
The Moral of the story?& E& d4 O9 d4 r" e$ p5 u
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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0 k( P$ S+ P8 Q: h0 C[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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