The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

( k7 f: N& i- `9 ]4 a) F  V/ o) }All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
5 n" G9 T% W2 k" Q- ^'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
7 I$ R+ I' k2 Y! Q& u1 w'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
& Q; {* \( G( l9 Z) B: l) G'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
! X) i8 i; |2 D/ p/ y& Q'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
5 q& e9 _. R( V6 ~9 j, P6 b- S' T'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
7 M; C0 h4 j: O% ?' v'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
3 H0 h+ y. E" k5 ~. O- Dthe stomach
was bloated,
% f4 z9 e5 N* q  ethe legs
got wobbly,
. K; R" n' a1 q* u& Xthe eyes
got watery,
and the
3 G4 S) {. N' n" r: G8 Xblood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
; a) U) n# c& T; nThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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. h' G( F! A" B$ X! |[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

3 J) q/ K6 l9 `, L4 q% t/ IWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.