The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
- }. i+ E+ I; l& F) T* L'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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6 y- v$ K6 q$ v6 b( d9 F'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
7 b8 |3 S' p, ?, k& e8 S! ostomach
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5 h  v% i( q5 e! q2 ?& O'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

/ @. L; b6 ^  W* EAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
% I8 F* J) g6 Y0 u5 y1 b" _& [6 ~and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
+ l% y7 \! A5 Y2 l1 T2 ithe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
3 X# ], p0 W3 \was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
% `& J1 w# \/ K1 Ngot watery,
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$ i) N: t" E1 W  pblood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
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The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.