The Colonoscopy

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% R  E; z5 r2 t6 ytrying to decide who was the one in charge.
' G7 \; i% m# T; V& Z0 O; h'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
4 K* B0 @5 b6 J! ?/ y, F4 S! h3 X'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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" \6 |. @* R# q2 t2 B& t' u$ d5 b5 j'I should be in charge,' said the
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  X( G2 E, i  |+ u' J! B'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
8 u, j% T: |, Y& k4 J# u5 I8 d'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
! B* e5 K% S8 i, x'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
' [' }/ G8 i- f' s/ y. Z'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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: {1 n7 c4 B1 jAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
: z: N# z( ]2 t- @Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
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% o- c/ r; V3 u  N: G4 H) ~( Jgot wobbly,
4 G' h* P7 C( w. Z4 u  O) hthe eyes
got watery,
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+ a* v$ |+ T( ~0 x# iblood
# u+ {/ S9 H( j4 O0 qwas toxic.
& z0 l" y* M5 E, LThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
' l, ?- S* {2 j) |% _4 J8 IThe Moral of the story?
  |. v% i: h! R2 LThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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! d/ U/ w; R/ F+ A[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.