The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

. X8 V% s2 ~1 d  GAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
( P$ j2 w3 ]( x3 G- j1 B- b+ o9 b'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ C* f+ `( j9 B$ C+ N- S'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

* _# S1 S0 M, ~( A+ @'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
. a6 Y2 X8 Y: R. R; @! t5 P0 Q8 J'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
+ L' k& P4 \) o6 wstomach
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$ T$ e8 k: n7 ~8 {'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
4 a/ b- U; A$ `: H+ x# `: v3 H$ n'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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7 y: J6 l2 {  \'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
" \6 b& f' A0 e$ t'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
. Y" B, x; O( D3 q; Z2 V9 y- Z2 band insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
' K+ |; X4 W, J; ?) o$ vthe brain had a terrible headache,
7 i8 J3 m- I' G* ~0 t, Ethe stomach
4 J' P9 Y* t6 s) x9 P% _was bloated,
$ [$ J* l/ I- cthe legs
got wobbly,
8 D1 e2 x+ u" D7 s0 O( ]4 gthe eyes
got watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
7 O- e/ q1 i- P! U& bThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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9 v6 H. H5 M$ t9 K& p# X[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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