The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

, a$ N1 J- h) ^' U  A4 YAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
9 v" W9 J6 Q& q/ h: E' ntrying to decide who was the one in charge.
6 |0 K( @( p8 J( a2 J'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ D, }, G/ {  @: Z* q'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
6 ~% P  ]2 i$ X- T/ L1 D- Y, w+ Vstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
1 W4 k) c0 O( O'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
5 Y# @0 \9 F  W% K7 B7 {& ~6 o9 X% r'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
8 r# V( l) m6 q9 S& Dthe eyes
, M8 f% W2 `) Y7 v! P5 ?* K0 ?* tgot watery,
and the
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9 U# H& a7 C9 \$ X/ J% d/ j. ywas toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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0 k( P$ S+ P8 Q: h0 C[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
6 B5 n3 [2 ~/ a2 I' j7 t$ F, u. ]I like it.