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Blonde Car Accident$ q" `4 E9 s% M5 f
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.6 h( A0 ^/ p, d$ g" T
* a; {, A% c! w3 @, {, N3 u1 YThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.1 F& e: ?5 f/ I
5 j' \1 I* n5 e8 H+ X9 b, OHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.; D3 |5 c' s3 \% k
2 i- u% ~8 }/ k- F8 u) fFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. ]8 @9 U. }+ p0 W' f8 n
0 X' z3 J4 R+ K4 N: tThe blonde started laughing.# x! H @+ ^# O7 l' w/ U8 ]' W
+ d$ W, p1 k& y; Q8 @This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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0 w' y4 p2 E# b4 b; V% J, H' |This time the blonde laughed even harder.2 t/ P( x8 H0 ]
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny., ]! s7 I: s3 A6 x
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!") q3 R! K) u; @$ W) z$ Z5 R
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! _' j8 I, u; Y0 G; Q* PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.5 h/ ]* N& D: h/ @" o! `
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 g0 u& [1 a6 _% q/ c$ UTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."1 W, k% q# c8 L. |
" \, I, b6 V& S- Q; hI Want to Buy That
( s5 x# ?1 A1 e% Z% T( c0 i2 UA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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4 r4 J5 ^0 U! Q$ [4 a5 W8 G. NThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# a1 f3 u. ?1 i) t# U- R6 Z' |
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.! `4 [8 n7 b1 z# n
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.* w' U T4 p4 [$ l
3 q& s/ i# U7 U1 M) Z, s% R2 _Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.% Y* y3 X1 ^6 X& l2 o6 v
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"5 ~6 y% ]3 b: b8 _1 W$ a
/ ]7 A- b0 p$ @The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"5 q! B) {% f- d/ W8 A- c
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Are You Really Sure?
, e+ ~' f) Y3 tA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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8 x) |8 I0 s6 h' B9 [Blonde Sky Divers, e. Z9 k' Y+ F
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 L% h1 B5 h1 i! ?. b
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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, \1 ^" [3 T2 e8 T. L7 B: lShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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+ C" q5 @# A2 N& ]; wThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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. ^7 U9 Y( c5 D) J* h& E[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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