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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident( |* z; g4 H2 w& Q& f& f
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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/ H, z# W% d: |0 n# \5 X, UHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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* e/ G% t3 }9 p7 lThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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+ h+ i7 }' Y0 d  d# N  N6 J' X- b) TThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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: v$ ~# ~9 C6 }5 G- }The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat., F% }9 a6 K( ]7 b

) [3 ?1 a7 r  S5 R- U( R6 K- kThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"* [- N. Y% f; f1 V5 f
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."9 o- Z% z3 e" k( d
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I Want to Buy That3 o. b+ t2 {" Y
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.+ s$ p7 T. U; D$ C7 A& G# b

5 o1 j  ?% H0 UThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.8 R4 W& F2 b9 K8 ?$ F+ K% n
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.8 A* x1 v  V9 L" K: X% r

) J6 y3 b2 [8 |5 `# g+ n# r) H1 TSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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+ p1 Y: J1 \5 LTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.& l5 M: ~9 R8 C1 x, s0 m) j1 t
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!": `4 Y# }4 j( ?7 ~# v$ x

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"; q% {: R" t8 K5 I! }5 l
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"+ h9 h/ D' P. h) y2 L) {/ M
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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- |+ I, E2 G- S$ ~4 e+ T4 V2 v' xBlonde Sky Divers4 Y. h, ~* j' I8 ^; x
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.' u1 y; I$ b6 H* P* q3 K
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens., }7 }5 t1 R" \" q

; |8 S4 W( t5 q$ \0 G' HShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.& |8 E9 N# @3 ?
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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