Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

) v$ D( Z$ {& J$ N8 y8 k+ PFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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! o- C  u! c0 Q# X* A& GThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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8 n4 Q2 G* H7 }This time the blonde laughed even harder.

" N$ s# t, U* B8 b9 R" W4 _7 QLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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" {. k- z' H% B' SThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

  @& i6 n( _' I9 G0 eTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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9 f/ E' ^; S9 j4 y7 p0 _I Want to Buy That
5 N# b8 e. z' c5 T- N7 \# eA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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2 Z) `) }; ]! e% MThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

8 E% |7 X% ^/ R- A0 `! v1 zTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

3 T* z4 x+ w  l5 Q4 JThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

6 q/ O5 K8 Q% N- W2 `* sAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

" C( |: \/ H  O6 TBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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. V  W+ [+ I) w+ N" nShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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' t8 f% k- f. b2 i; l* hThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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0 A4 `' E% ~) c9 d! s, @9 e" n# C! q" x; e/ ][ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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