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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.! u( c$ J6 l3 r. N) E
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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2 F. i: ^/ K$ N% x5 N$ F One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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, g/ j0 H$ V% z' e Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.- w9 H. T: I; B5 S9 f9 R
7 H; ?( l+ u, g( @* W1 p& R 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.& O* U/ W( N/ G8 }4 C! J4 I
; g5 \0 q& h9 [9 W+ Y# m 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。4 K! {4 [6 e! c( K( h) C ^6 L
8 f$ K& F& _* T3 Z Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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B: R2 u1 @$ p 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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2 H# H. b/ |4 }- X/ b5 y/ | Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life." ]5 ?$ N8 G7 J1 u$ ^7 x
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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% b3 u( B+ U+ c! U The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.* G3 M) p: m, @: @ h3 c
2 s( X `. a* a1 W9 } K 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# o+ M4 D* W) |2 ^7 [
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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# g) C0 g( \, G' { Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.: O2 w$ a: q# P
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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4 U' K3 l. w6 w! }: G7 L( ~ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.) |* y8 f% X& f" I, k0 q5 O( E
/ Y6 t; A [8 w" `$ C' F7 w 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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# ]) _( x# F! ]$ G “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.: n% g9 }- Z, C/ c& k/ k0 ^
; F# a3 l* }2 F+ R8 i% j “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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, l% h! ?5 V& S" _ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.* X' O* K& j0 P
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。+ ]8 A. j/ o6 g t
5 L# i% B! O0 `. ?! I- ? “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 q8 A- k! ^3 e( g& w
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。1 {( e# M8 I' _
2 a1 H/ m% u. P! ]7 T God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.) x2 _5 b, g- h
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!1 T" v1 g6 i7 s" v/ a
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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2 {$ _/ I' q5 U+ y! S; ], t A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。( p) z8 u& E+ t8 F: v) J! z
3 z5 I+ D, h; h, J The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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0 _) o2 B7 ]" F# j; ^ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.9 S4 ~2 O7 F3 ^: w2 X' d# D8 e
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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