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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.# c% u, ?4 P- H c
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。( }6 S$ D* c) A$ w6 c
1 j1 x6 ?2 A2 _% z1 w One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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% Z- o2 h, S9 _& r/ G; {1 c1 o6 H! i 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.7 k" d; y: p) ^- \0 L
, L! _2 }" ^2 u, o5 b 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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- R1 @, J7 s' Q5 e% n. @ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.7 t/ a: ?; ~, e
# L, N4 ~4 a A2 h 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 c8 e2 F. S* E
' g7 x, A8 a( m- z1 W. G Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. g. r n- w2 Q
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.3 W A$ f, U0 ^% n, s4 k
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.. P6 a6 v& `0 v+ D
- a9 J) ^3 J4 F& m 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。, }- Z- x3 J9 `# t- y
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.6 c3 a! v1 Z6 A0 F- X8 V+ A' D
; Z! K7 c( m( ?' [! R 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& Y% q; B/ @2 w! v( z, e: L% w
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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G+ j- w& M% v1 t; g! x# p6 B+ i Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.: h3 a& ]! }8 V' s' M" Y: p8 L* Y
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。6 r- G& o3 l9 }
3 |, E/ d+ T4 K5 d “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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2 v. ]5 ~' }0 S4 g “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。6 [) y( y2 s1 S' L" M
) z: n. K9 B* O1 Q( V There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.% h6 }" b! H+ p) O" n# o# c
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 S+ J( H1 I9 l. O
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?, L" J5 M) G3 [' x7 Y
6 {% l/ s) G9 C I* l- a 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。9 `$ H* }5 D; }
& v- h y+ V4 `+ x “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.9 z. k$ x/ M: E6 B: p/ B- c# K
& [! `" t S" U, t+ K/ N& n9 D 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!" K& w( R( C- e
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!4 J/ D. I# M& {* e/ B0 |5 N& g! Y
# e) u0 [: o) P- a3 z$ ?/ G! i A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.: Y+ z/ h; n. Y5 F6 ?6 e
% n4 f+ g* _+ [5 y. D1 t 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。3 s* @# S* M& v9 k- D$ b
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.# t. n% o b, ^: \: W ^4 w
6 q9 O0 I1 V+ @9 \. y# X The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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