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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 : j) R* [7 |; y' ]' b
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
; v8 G( i" Z1 ]( U F! U; m Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.) Y+ d1 b b3 b* C9 N6 w, u# D; g
+ S' V, C' v0 F 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。6 G* o& G: C. D
& c* K( x p6 y4 A! e One should love animals. They are so tasty.0 M5 X9 t3 [% l
a5 U0 x# J+ e% C$ N6 q 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.3 J, u8 C5 `& |1 O t4 u
* M# Q+ T6 H" w& z& W3 ?0 } J 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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3 Q3 ]0 u. `" c1 B9 N Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.2 A* d: }3 P' ^5 j; N
5 }8 o" K5 E2 K3 R" c 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; k1 @ K! r! }5 C5 K
) Z6 g" W2 B ^. r Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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# U M+ H$ i5 d3 \ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。' r, v! L1 m; A0 m# G
/ q7 P" Q- @1 x' I( R; w1 W' o The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.9 n4 J8 v* ]3 w5 S0 s, _1 w
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, b( r* Q) H N2 T+ F( A. U
) m! g/ {/ }6 m0 E l) o/ k Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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( l( ~' z( D" J8 s Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.* M9 f6 n7 a6 e1 P( _6 h
n2 b i' f p3 A 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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[$ E5 z2 \ I; r; ] Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children." B" y8 J8 |* H
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。( O9 U- E& ^$ Y2 o; f
7 U3 G! Y" v: T, c3 A2 C! W* b) w “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.* E* e' P( C, U9 B L/ [* M
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# Z, c' G1 r5 N( l F5 L1 A( w
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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( g1 C. ]3 @+ S6 U 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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6 l1 I. ^: l& Z% i% S God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.* H4 Z& p; B8 T9 G" Y$ D, K
# G0 [& ~5 Z8 g5 n4 D$ V 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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" r) [, m, U+ F8 R% y" O. K) @ When two’s company, three’s the result!& H# m& p- l, D5 C y2 f
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* w1 q4 ?" _, f' t# n7 A
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.) j3 L8 ~& L9 K6 r9 A* F! Z+ r
) l7 Q! }; n' N$ R/ \" U0 D. C) w 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。! d6 N) [6 X. N# G" O( q/ T
5 n8 b T, j0 |% ~& D$ ^6 G The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.* g" n' x7 I& O Y6 j: J
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.6 I; n2 a7 @% t: w
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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