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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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" z3 }4 Y$ j) D0 H: g' G/ N4 \ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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" k# z1 l. _8 e 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' C0 B/ D- r" A7 e2 r% q
! C( N8 C; a q) r Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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& @% U( a6 l( O2 k$ U" @4 k 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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" M& H; k& L6 Q: l/ P Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.) v- ^' \( h9 w8 k7 }# a, A# G
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ `; t3 @( }, [1 |, [; b9 z
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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( u" }# z% G" O0 t0 t 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。, ?, h/ d4 d# Z, ~! u) O4 l
/ k; q1 s" o# S% T$ ` R/ U& W Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.$ H1 c! y) y4 f% w
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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5 W1 \* f1 ~; {, Q; X The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.5 G! i2 I/ s! v
8 x* M! N+ c m2 `. F ?1 E 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.# R+ b% M7 @0 z
7 _+ I: o# ~, P9 I# Y 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。3 L0 K) a4 l" [+ x& Z1 v
7 J1 R) R/ n7 n* e9 v Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.7 d x: w) \. h9 c4 v& D
6 |! y4 V+ r/ Z, ^# T. V- S+ W 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; |9 z/ |0 @$ z9 M
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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3 S4 z: D# ?$ g8 ?2 _ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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- G+ A5 z1 V1 a" Y% y- C( s Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.$ P: M% J2 [5 ?9 P' Y' g
F5 } m( z& a: w 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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, e: F4 |; E7 D& P$ v# n “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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6 V' ~: Q1 U- f' M There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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/ e6 e/ h7 y# e" e+ T 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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* Y# e- Q8 e( N- r “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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# G' F2 I d) D" e" q+ } 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!6 J# C4 {: S' Z% t( a& f- x
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ m* F6 |; M1 }# O1 m) w
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。/ w* o4 Y) u7 g( ?" l
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When two’s company, three’s the result!' q* |$ x, N6 F- u) u
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! M/ f, _) n% i* B9 d! O, Y
; ^0 c" C# v/ _1 m A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。" p, h2 J( S' Q: O- I+ G; b
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.. O% z9 h* x- ?& m
! @$ { }1 v M7 L5 { 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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