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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
6 u1 @# M' i- x8 ~; N& d" k! W5 \原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
+ A" X8 q C4 h; ?: Q; _, U" `% E2 h Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.) S3 o! s! {+ F2 K0 P4 }
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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{4 b5 k* f# y# n5 [ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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' r% H7 T6 q8 y# G0 r7 C/ i M Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.; M' ~/ r+ E2 D% Z0 U
- Z" V' j1 v( `% r% [2 K1 P) f/ L 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。( i9 {' ~% J. [" G
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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# w5 j. P' Q8 S- k 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。* K* p5 s( i% d* n" d6 {+ a
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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7 b+ p4 h7 @5 Q3 H* l. y 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。6 @/ [# `% r& O; }, P' l( P
/ P/ c( l7 _( {% d q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.* q" `) b7 ]" j# q
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 l4 u2 b$ C- i" }
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.+ C& G$ B; f9 B1 w# I# s
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. `! D# G6 F% W/ Y" A+ H4 a" m) `
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.6 C: k- Z0 Z7 s0 {
9 w# F1 L/ s5 d& u: S 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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# n; s: g, e) R Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.: J$ ^# E- B% K: z% ^3 z
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。- q3 [# z* x3 o$ P
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.! G5 F: X( x7 u% T$ G" R) s( p
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。1 Y/ q! m# Y9 E
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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2 _* C& v! x+ G3 @- U, g 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 V( B9 i! ]/ `* z8 v4 {: U, q# N
9 Z b. a! O( X+ r “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?% G: u8 q) A, O( c
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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/ y/ w4 b8 ], r7 w5 s/ {1 I7 e “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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; I9 l: x# y6 I 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.% X r% g$ W3 m
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。( M' L- p: W5 n+ D
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!& T7 t0 ]) F" B9 K
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.+ v" f- m/ a- H; L0 t9 I/ u- N
) v4 R, t, y# V0 {! v- P 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。. C( h6 i1 ^+ H3 {- h5 ]/ i
! d+ p% v1 r. ~2 k6 v The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.% R6 J1 K1 A; t0 W" E( y: s
9 g D) ?( }' r; l' o 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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