Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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. @! n! i7 F# J: CQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 ?0 x/ ?9 I7 h* H; `1 `: `A: Your car.
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. l  h% w% p3 w; G; BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 d( z2 _, e9 M" C$ g7 j2 f5 IA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

6 q. [0 z6 j* a  h* g0 u( TQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
* j/ f) {% g1 {' R3 HA: The color.

" X; u- ^' X/ z# Z; `* w: tQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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