Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

1 W" W9 f" |, Z4 E" ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
) Y- D" \4 p* }8 ^3 w; o9 ?A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

6 w: c1 f0 j, x- n4 _9 HQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# A; X" ~# U$ X. A- f" w' E8 o; KA: Your car.

5 [7 i- Y* X) Y* I5 [' E4 D& |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 X( ~! J( `. k) x  t# I. `: OA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' i1 z6 @: f& J6 }( \- LQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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6 V9 {- q! I. g- T! PQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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