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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 w' _' T8 ^- X( p* t) N  hQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ d, ?7 [) A+ p; s( o4 E* E' JA: What for? He can't see my license plate. * R% c1 O& R2 B& K4 u: r$ K

) E4 F: r/ F* m6 cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; ~( ~2 k9 N, \" h7 n1 w& {1 A. s
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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8 A" x8 P* E& ~7 z! U* fQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? + v$ b; Z- R+ N6 I
A: Your car.
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. K0 b- U' G! o: Z' c. F, }& W- YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 0 r% G" v5 N( h+ z5 [3 X( {* R
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 4 \$ P. |" X# L' _7 g9 E# _
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + J3 [5 l) j0 h) `. p
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 8 e7 z8 d: R  D% Q0 L
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 0 x( g% y* N4 M! k0 e

/ f' k$ C5 d/ W7 k1 CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- E$ A% n7 [0 |  k- w( f. VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ i, m; V5 O1 G" w, p" l5 UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 Z% f% J* m; m3 q7 PA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? # Z8 T9 R; c' ?! N
A: Heavy psychedelics. & t. K, P" m5 ?# P* M3 K! {7 _( c
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 9 K5 J% F  t  {/ o; q
A: Carry loaded weapons. ) N4 h6 R) U8 Y6 t

6 s* p, D+ F5 e* G! |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?   P* \" \: D+ ?! c
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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