Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 w' _' T8 ^- X( p* t) N  hQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
/ d, ?7 [) A+ p; s( o4 E* E' JA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

) E4 F: r/ F* m6 cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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8 A" x8 P* E& ~7 z! U* fQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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. K0 b- U' G! o: Z' c. F, }& W- YQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

/ f' k$ C5 d/ W7 k1 CQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- E$ A% n7 [0 |  k- w( f. VA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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+ i, m; V5 O1 G" w, p" l5 UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 Z% f% J* m; m3 q7 PA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

6 s* p, D+ F5 e* G! |Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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