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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
2 e$ ]) k* k1 G1 W6 E3 K2 {' eA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 7 C* {4 {" ~3 A, ^1 R9 B3 ]- i
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: }0 o( o8 z( Q% r* v% TA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 E! Q" }! I1 v) o- m
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# H: C6 y& g# i# {% IA: Your car. 4 @! x8 j# b6 e, b4 p/ v. }! C' l
" F# I) G) z! |' J4 ?9 BQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 4 [6 _. h6 o2 |# v6 I# Y; q
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& v5 e$ L7 R% _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 w, ~. L% m( w* c3 e* m3 P8 u* w
" g& D P4 T' e' \' w; E' p" X' NQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? # Q+ d! m; V) y# V" B4 M
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 9 T+ q& D0 K& s4 g1 T
# |" F8 U3 t2 i5 }7 G& u: I" s) _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
0 [# u9 e8 H3 K0 oA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. + |! s E* n) |# V0 _% w; r
2 ]: \$ `$ e3 QQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? + \% K% j) }9 ^9 G( w
A: The color. 6 l3 k9 ^' L7 y8 n, Q
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
# r- x/ e9 Z& i& T( t, P) i. BA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) m/ L }0 C& m* o8 {# `$ OQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 R" g! q, _' E5 S4 w. G* v) W
A: Carry loaded weapons. # A* _+ W7 P. s
/ J9 i1 f) c3 q( a# k5 DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 9 \ {3 [2 Q# S! }- [. b$ u2 \
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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