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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , [- z* _' O9 q$ O' ]# B: C% s
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
% r) j9 N1 Z, pA: What for? He can't see my license plate. & ]/ J) G8 ?  t! x

+ g' L% `) s! t% _  [5 ~Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
8 H0 G, j$ N5 Z  R; I7 v5 @A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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( ?  k( |' r: ?. a$ uQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 I' w  t, ]0 Q. yA: Your car. , O* p; ^/ L5 ^  K

5 j: B9 H, c6 c. d- R5 Q0 P% @9 DQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 h, {! u  q: b0 _5 FA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% K5 p5 {' z$ x* dA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# D6 I6 L8 C( i# z# GQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 m, Z% S; g7 L! c# ?% MA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 8 F7 l3 y0 f) `: H* b! j4 ]
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 4 Z. _0 J; T6 k
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, c+ D- r( J+ O$ UQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ! V$ ~1 m/ ]1 J& W& A) j8 b6 K
A: The color. $ [# ~" `% N% r# V7 c* X( l

7 M' s4 m. f' K3 B( }Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 m# _5 s# Q  t4 H1 E6 SA: Heavy psychedelics. 6 W* e5 c9 w2 H2 C
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
2 r( q! \/ j- b4 i7 h! c# v& e  t% z! QA: Carry loaded weapons.
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3 Z" J' z! \' N- b* q6 jQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, n5 G7 z. k$ w: L$ X3 i9 bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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