Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! L: b3 Z- ~/ O, g, wQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, K! K: V1 h, C! SA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
( S1 D0 p7 k% ]. s" C1 k# `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
; b/ m5 M' o, TA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

$ R# L. f# F7 `; N+ B1 M3 {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, s6 I+ k. E5 D6 AA: The color.
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; A# h& x8 g) `3 ?9 }Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( Z% x; e/ g4 D. s3 ^2 }& YA: Heavy psychedelics.

% R1 W4 m' _/ oQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* \0 l6 Y" e! ZA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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