Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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9 P* n1 n- N+ Z! e9 e" M0 HQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 c$ z$ T% ]  @A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ e( |) U3 u- x" S) q4 CA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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# b1 r: [9 v9 y. `* I9 B1 f, E9 r  E( P7 }Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! s0 v9 P2 }2 h( g1 D. C8 j% X' GA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
) C. i& m( ]0 h- Y7 aA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
, x. W3 `3 C" i" S, F0 a! XA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
8 Y4 [/ s' I- Y) O/ nA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) E: X* A! a: P! y9 }+ iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

# L, P- m4 ?; D& rQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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