Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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3 N7 v8 N3 U$ Q  |3 s; @( [Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" C! P4 N2 L9 e) ?/ f2 YA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) L. e7 G% E! E- g" H! \A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! V8 N- H9 c7 C' }* sA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
/ x( d; l+ e: T6 F8 o2 J1 mA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

' G( Y4 m, y, Q( |- WQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
2 l& Z% _  Z: R# H1 uA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

6 S0 u' |; o" j6 }: B$ vQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

$ u% N3 p& e' h. hQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; v5 i/ ]; w) I1 l; T& F4 RA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, e& d8 v2 \4 V0 W  Z8 U% OA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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