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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." t2 B0 _! k" x: ~8 e; [
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George was brokenhearted.
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& D" Q/ V' \& ^6 u$ WAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. ; c5 x ?; x; V7 x) o
' E$ S. }) z9 K* Y& x: r"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." % c3 o" O8 @; _" `$ x# T
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. & d6 ~+ Q0 {' |; d1 i
' n6 _) ^) m) |- U"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." . s6 }; V: z$ S( D2 p, ]
" U0 N, S* J* m% c* `"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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