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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." : N K [ c/ T7 @; J
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George was brokenhearted. 7 s+ d! r3 p* Y4 F. w$ L' U
( p" P0 }, _1 S# vAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 5 R! Q: \6 n+ n2 T' e1 v, P
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 6 m0 S8 F, ?4 Q7 f( d; _1 A
+ h9 r' U; l$ \* L' X1 k1 A+ tGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. " y% ~5 j. l1 s$ N2 D/ |4 ] H& b
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." " H' i3 B/ w/ y% a' s! R# G) A
# a- ^: V7 x# A$ u"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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