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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." # @9 d% a" p, v 
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George was brokenhearted. 9 i) u* v& O. D  [ 
 
: o+ K+ }+ k" D; s5 T. u# e1 UAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.  
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 2 t7 T7 @+ z6 Y2 C& h1 {) E 
 
/ Y4 }5 I8 R+ k. [# Z/ BGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ; `, f  U) F( Z/ H% u 
 
. u( w+ l! S  ~* d"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." / H  h# k3 k& S: z0 c$ O* a! `* f 
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |   
 
 
 
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