10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
# |( F+ a  B. R+ B3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
* }) o$ \! G2 F+ ^/ o  `- `  E! {4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
2 v. h2 _6 {# p* c" x1 Z5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
. j9 G$ N! b+ n, m7 N# B0 e& ~# D7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
. r3 V* Y1 G; k: ]7 ]' m8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
8 `! Z0 e( _9 `: @9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
6 O$ [) S2 ~/ ]2 |6 F% y! i# B  M. g10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

3 Q3 E+ b8 E' h7 S3 zGrass could mena herb

6 k* a" p3 y6 X# F/ vare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


4 f9 ~0 u  h5 q" [# Tare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

0 T) e1 u7 f% J7 vgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

! Q% {1 H9 l+ M9 ~did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

2 z% F) e. P' A! `1 Y& L8 Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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0 m4 M8 ?7 ~4 W% w! q1 Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

  w" Y$ [5 m, L0 L/ c: g5 e% f"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) W5 l2 ^8 {, ?* ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
* x9 r3 n8 K; U! O& c: ]' @  }"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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2 z  P9 _9 c0 c- m! j' P; si get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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