1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 8 m$ ?- d7 y5 p' }2 ~9 d8 e
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. # ]" b' Z: \# f3 Q5 g9 G3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. - v. C! ]& Q5 ~* C3 g( x: x8 {duncan - Victoria, BC % _& N E& L3 l X! m# Q7 ^. B! V
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. / ^ S4 P; L% Y/ T7 E: Y% gDave H - Hayward CA ! t4 V$ V. j1 o+ K
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. , Q' g _ o( F ?3 I: i }, r: n6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ; W% B6 i: w5 B& ~' ]2 k
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. - X; v) N* }* A& G. K4 z0 U: ]8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. * P9 p- F) o) J9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. / J1 j0 u6 B9 b4 ~( Y10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 " {+ V5 K K7 n ], d H$ g* ?# ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 7 O( P/ P1 R" \$ v* g8 T
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
$ s* C7 n4 F2 M' W; S! X % o1 `# y/ i! o9 J' t. }really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 l9 {2 t. u/ W: L% q0 ] q" L 1 G4 i" _- c1 t$ a4 a- O$ b! C* Qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, . t( ~) C6 u3 B$ D6 } : a/ t- u# |3 p" H4 L4 F$ Odid not get the first one, where is the pun
+ S) B' H& o8 @ 5 x: g6 x/ K# n) ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 6 o8 F7 w1 X/ j2 k: ?8 ^6 } x
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, k$ \2 H( Y4 {6 d6 D2 [did not get the first one, where is the pun
, j9 x, [2 ^& j5 J) M, O S7 L+ h% i/ l, f3 e"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. * ^$ j+ J, n+ E/ N0 @% x
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 2 K9 v" n# e" m0 R/ Z; C3 `3 T+ h9 t' s+ F
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 7 R G2 g$ }) c"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. . G: R: Z8 [/ o
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
