1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. $ t( M5 `* F# N( c7 D+ d9 L+ ]
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. ! ^* E2 i& f) D! e% S
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.! A! Q& ~5 t" |8 |; B
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.: P7 ~$ O/ k1 x- s) N4 ]4 Q
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. + } u: N5 L# x; X+ V g4 R, h6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ! b) T* s; t, x' f5 v2 `+ g
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 7 Q6 n& x$ a# @& Q1 {
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 6 M- x+ [6 Z, r, Q" Y9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. 0 z* i' s" D; i6 `) m" h( b! h5 R1 ^
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 " g( B* i, t* t6 U; r 6 k7 n& ]- |( o( u" [8 M N1 I. I, R e3 {' Rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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did not get the first one, where is the pun + {& z0 ~' N$ Y6 }' A, @ : i! ?, N, @0 J \! M2 t[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 9 R! w! f y* o5 v6 z; j; l% X* y# G
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, . j2 M* p; R3 |' G* z2 E# q* Y* k1 P9 D X: p; e, I) h# m
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 - j) A, r5 v( w9 q9 B. c# m
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 3 Z' d# p8 X6 n0 s: ?* O6 ^4 e+ N0 a' o+ A' u
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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9 v1 f( u9 N; d( I9 ]i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 8 b: w; k9 u- j j0 \6 d7 S
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, " r* T3 J) I: h3 c8 a 7 _2 E6 H2 Q7 F4 Y1 C+ M/ Udid not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ( u6 T- }' a& B% A/ i5 C9 Z, M"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 9 T1 r( P/ _! d; |1 \- p& q $ Y" m9 R0 w- {- o9 T:P
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 ! c' o1 ^6 p# Z4 H5 a
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 4 W& y; o, Y0 F. b: t; h"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. . |; K# a) M4 ?" v: y2 U : @% `# Y v8 s, j:P
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 ) Z8 ]4 U7 V- x L1 ^; u2 M5 c' P! M8 W8 |' W
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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2 P: O! T- i) Q2 F/ D5 a9 ?( p }" x ! r, u7 G, _" ]+ {: q! T Fen, it hit me now