10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
; u7 ]0 y% Z9 g6 D: ]; ~2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
! M. J% s* w& s2 n- k9 L& T% E3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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% u# o( y  {- r+ j4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
* F. i9 R2 ^; {+ [6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
  Z3 g/ N0 g) g& P" G7 H; S) _9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
$ h, K# |* u! S2 p8 K2 Athis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

4 T& T7 L+ H( \" s: x( Ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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: O& E' _. z; C, Kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

7 Q7 L# t7 H+ E% E+ o"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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+ F( q% Y/ X& H- V( E3 o) |"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
- m4 B/ h) I: y) ^- Y, d"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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1 k- Z, O8 o4 n& I" x7 c$ F* o  ji get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

1 G* D/ \+ ?; G( Len, it hit me now

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