10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
8 g7 O2 b/ y+ Z9 {* \; ]2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
% v# A% d8 @! j7 `# `3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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; G& H$ y7 W0 i/ I. b4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
+ k0 I! z7 c6 Q  u* g; l9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

& D: _7 c% v" C0 ?" U! O. @Grass could mena herb

, T6 G9 x4 ?" k0 P% A! D9 uare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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8 ~$ {2 _* ~. g1 k  E3 Xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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) ^; i7 u% n' P- `- b5 H6 G0 [* D/ Odid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

. b  |& P& F8 L$ treally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

& |  x( y5 u* U/ M2 ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

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3 t; N' \1 o6 P" d: v, F# D/ _i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

, S& P1 ]2 N+ kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

' V) H1 t' W: `"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


! T- g/ c7 K& r/ a7 p, W- Z7 d) `"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
9 r. V% Y: [  C" U"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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  Y+ \% v; f+ N, Ii get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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