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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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. j1 c, `5 y" p) f8 T) W/ lI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. & L/ |# _- \% X Z
- b! S% n( J8 ^3 K* y+ Q7 QWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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5 i1 e: ~# B$ A* G) \ The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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5 Q( A. R# d$ }* B4 {/ `/ ZAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. . [* D+ J k, X& ]# ~1 v7 Y0 G% ]
+ }' Z6 a8 b# [: F0 t* xNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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$ C; ?% j, I& G& X7 A; f) dSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 1 \* [/ A# a" }$ q1 b
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. , U U! l, ~; Y8 B
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. . h6 O& N6 X5 q* a
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. + e; K8 \$ R( Z/ X: u
He gives up and goes back to bed. / b, g2 H: A( f, t. F* b- X! [# A
: m% j. V5 u! Z2 r0 H; x! u1 @The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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X3 c4 O# b a5 A- F9 AThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 5 D& Y2 k5 W! F' H0 T
% W3 \3 T7 a) p5 _. I( y2 @5 ?The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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