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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 4 b: }/ B3 z$ t# O
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. & z9 F4 n0 r8 W E6 L) K* Q
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 8 k$ d2 [& x ?& D6 Z1 x: ?
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ' G8 \: O6 m4 l! S/ ~; |: C
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. D6 q4 h! K$ P8 ~2 C- y
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 3 |7 \ p0 ?5 R; e9 l3 M8 Q" U
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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2 [, g* J R; r! S( R m2 aNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 7 }# a, c9 z" }8 Y4 @
He gives up and goes back to bed. # y) Z) [6 H8 _$ C1 X
& Y( C) r" g) u/ m' [) G7 ^- L2 t1 MThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' Q3 r( H& ^4 ~4 L2 T9 W! d6 H
2 s! |6 K# x/ vThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ! z! N" N- `2 s! I- P: M1 H
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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