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  A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' % Q$ W5 h0 T1 B 
 
; U/ y' I; o! z; S1 D( rDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:  
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.  
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; V2 k: s) G1 N" Z( @" k9 G% XYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. # i# V* R: e' }$ D8 s5 Q 
 
) W3 H; [2 c- X+ T& T5 ?& ^8 QWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.  
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6 W( F" G8 _0 D, |+ ]; K The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.  
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2 X+ W" L* A9 o/ o% f  W  xAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.  
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'  
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/ d3 ?. F9 ^& R* U, K8 HSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. " c  ]3 c6 o) s3 i8 ]" K, i7 k 
 
1 P( ]1 i" S) z9 }$ S; f; fLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 4 v7 u* U$ R, e& d' {5 y 
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.  
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 4 @- |0 i, I, N) u3 s3 g3 } 
 
: Y9 m$ }$ `7 W& h; K5 \* D) jNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.  
) e$ S: i0 P; {4 W- _He gives up and goes back to bed.  
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' # P) L( E1 K0 ?7 s  |/ b$ J' I 
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'  
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |   
 
 
 
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