Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& R9 x; @1 b9 O" G- Z# @the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. A3 c2 x% a; \- E2 d7 D+ | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% M$ q: q. s( b/ R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 l" y) I# w( C: d# Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ \. Q* x. B: Q, o$ O* B will pay you $500.

; n: P& {' f' S' J; ]& r! L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- e; b' I. _+ R2 z. s& DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

, T2 C  [7 e% EThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& z0 P+ B: o1 apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 @2 T; S' U7 \! Klawyer.

* P; H. R& u  \5 W2 o/ bNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

0 m. e0 l, i" {# SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) Z8 @: [8 Z% |+ p3 h- {: T5 wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 R9 m; D8 W4 s" H2 t! u; |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; F" ~2 h1 @* g" B/ y4 J, Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 B0 h9 n9 W& p5 {! _5 u7 l' uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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: R9 u4 X8 s! \! o: C0 I2 s6 |, E- kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 x8 i7 B2 o4 N" C0 {$ \9 R& t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! j2 w3 `$ s& t0 @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. C& g  ]: D# {" V" s, m7 s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 ]% C- Z5 S5 _+ E: U! z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* A5 C! Z; u  G, T) x7 `* y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# k+ H$ h  F- C; {5 x. P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& Y9 Q+ q+ d  K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: W  g' l2 |7 @8 o5 X( o0 jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ s' n7 r) b' u4 R* f! Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 Y. m( v+ h  y, F2 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' `1 U, o& v# v. ^# }, v6 v* `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; U/ J/ p" ~  \+ ]$ b6 c' N7 T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* O% t  Q$ I) c  D真聪明，偶像啊

- _8 r4 h$ ^: e: z+ A1 P: F! }7 |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

) ?" A1 b2 q: a0 E* S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" y1 u2 y: Q2 W( w3 N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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- T" s% o' T  c) g- f+ i9 l别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ [& Q  Z) A5 {/ i* Q- `" H& v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* U( f, I: L0 y' i, y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# s3 G: G# s- k+ i多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

/ \! K2 p  i' F$ v) }5 Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 y5 {' d; F8 t; a- E, Z$ B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 z- [+ h2 o1 C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 W5 I4 i- h) f; f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢