Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ K. m  x, r' D. ~0 I) O4 e/ d3 Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
8 m/ b8 e2 z2 N: \/ M- T The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ w' T+ y5 ~  x: ?" Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 M+ U" u& G3 R5 w. D( yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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7 a" _1 w( \/ J1 @- k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

% h& j) i6 O8 g2 d% F4 KNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

8 k7 T1 f  `2 w. sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; f  d1 w3 o2 P8 J" e6 L4 Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ S5 J5 E7 W6 U& k$ ]+ E5 kback to sleep.
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: e5 w# m9 [9 v* l+ M, R$ tThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" f- R3 g8 ^6 f3 X0 g/ Wwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 Q$ a/ W9 V4 ?- e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 z, n, L7 O- v0 b$ V' k6 r' C) Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" \. |! S1 Z& u% }1 k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ g/ U0 u8 c0 M' f>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% I: A4 J) Z8 I5 A4 j! f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' }9 H5 ?& a( C" n+ [( j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 z1 x8 x# j, S6 X3 I- w+ R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& W+ V) L6 b8 l4 E' m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 l) o7 {$ z: x- I) H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. `2 N$ s( `# y! m+ ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 x" X; p: {  Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) K7 V7 O8 s' Tthe newfie would l ...

& u6 K2 |) {6 M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ X, v' t4 Q0 M$ o! M, s% A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# k* ~" c# \- H  n  G真聪明，偶像啊

4 o- y: C3 _3 P. \8 u8 Q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, B/ ?$ l3 _1 o; o/ p3 K* f% x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( U. {7 S8 V9 P1 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' Y0 ~  j9 r  `6 b& m4 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: a0 u/ R4 N5 o& W* c& `) H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

# l0 \6 n3 N$ V: R* ^) l5 p" y& s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% F* U, I4 }: w9 J$ a; k: j她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 @, F7 Y) X8 L1 i/ Z1 A4 q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ Y9 G$ \  T- Y8 o; ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢