Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 P8 R: e8 _% T: cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" Q* ?* }& e3 D2 z; u/ S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 P) ?# |2 `3 v1 F+ [% B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ M$ z  B  ~6 |; k, W1 }  G; R. {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& a8 ?! l1 s0 {2 H3 Dyou pay me only $5.
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, ~* Z( O" N  b& O! Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. j3 E1 W% u# n6 Z9 B" X' D6 S, W0 w will pay you $500.

4 m! ]+ k2 C$ F7 B& e& o  y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  ]5 U% ^, Z: Z1 |8 d: z1 n* L) i! dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- `- [- k: c& wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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, t3 V% r: e% w$ a8 jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) n5 E3 {+ F- V1 e: e  k" I+ g+ Qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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, z4 n+ O4 l, ~( H6 |5 K" NNow, it's the newfie's turn.

! x: e3 I5 `' ~) sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& U# F8 y/ c6 H' T5 a2 ^three legs, and comes down with four?'

' t4 H) ^9 e& V. AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' ?8 ?* ^% ], G% K9 A7 ~- U6 Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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1 n" w% |5 F/ O9 d# h5 T7 n, \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ L* C) V, a, R, rwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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2 O0 z" A, y. ^3 QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
' h, u, x- }/ D6 z9 B9 B9 t( Uand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  h9 r* w$ Q5 D6 n& J( m) `. c/ N. S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, y$ x/ x$ T9 r" l) m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% P" t/ h# M* t! g+ U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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7 p2 [6 {4 g+ W" A- s  ]+ v! b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( P" K2 N. Y) Z& `9 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 W7 n& H! H) s0 q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: a3 k; }; o( n* s( {! e6 U  E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ U6 B- V# S6 t) {% @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! j  U8 ^6 R4 G( {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 q0 A! Q2 q3 I( `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) N/ q9 h8 z8 F' wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  l) o; w  \, h; S' G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; N, H; f% i# `. C, w0 j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 A  u( [# s" O- v5 F+ D) O; i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- l5 W- I# O3 r7 x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 \2 h& j) Z7 G' n, {' @6 {1 S4 A. ?( ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 k1 e" |! r9 U真聪明，偶像啊

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1 x3 E+ C  B3 t# b" y. k全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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5 C8 h* n- w$ Q" t; m( D全盘接受一下。

# {4 X9 T9 ]( @/ m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 [& Z  E4 r% Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 l' |# I% k$ Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 \( _* C3 c2 I8 w$ }$ S3 r真博学，偶像啊。

0 l. Q: e& c1 N3 m, E* N2 X& M2 d大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& O6 l' t/ w6 h2 `! B' Y/ Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) t! t5 L+ R1 i( w她是大学教瘦？
! }7 M# }& {( W% ?3 M; X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* x0 T( g: F& ~9 _2 R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 }" D' @; L/ a7 h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) e5 n& C' k& ]( f# v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢