Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( [( M, R0 T% w! n5 T. o. K5 a will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 v& f0 Y$ C3 Q& k  F# `/ r& @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
4 m2 X4 x" n2 M5 Lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ b/ ~/ i" w# w4 u) U0 k8 yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 r; V" y0 D* D* A9 W7 LNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 ^5 I1 X. q) P( S7 s$ w8 M) Rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 l7 Z# Z+ Y" }+ z. k" K3 W; v$ c  uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 \/ U% f) J4 i- C+ @5 ?/ Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ L; \# l5 }2 w4 Q- Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 ]+ h' C. `. m& W- v* J+ whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 x0 G/ U# d6 Z3 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 U1 u2 |8 ~- ~) U9 A8 ~comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

% C5 n0 f3 T6 ~9 G8 i. r9 OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

0 ]0 Q" A' W/ d1 M+ ?" S% j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 y8 f& e$ n1 _# a0 I4 C" f* j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* e- k( b9 Z& W0 E/ n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 Z" W  i' W" R: \" N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ ^9 y3 B! u+ X) N7 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ T& a; e7 n: T# p% s1 V$ ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! l3 d/ a3 ?2 {: \" S+ o3 q: ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' r2 k7 @! V. @0 E; F  }  f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ @5 C  g! q  e) u( }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 U8 c: C5 J. l& y% i1 {7 D加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 }0 d' _: L& u" x真聪明，偶像啊

. i5 z3 ]9 p" k! d3 ^& R1 q! Q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 `* B* e: f9 F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 Q; w# b5 v- d- F& C$ L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

" a9 O3 a* H1 j( u- M) w) y2 l# n别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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  J) {; g3 s/ H4 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- }" L7 P0 O+ _- ~3 f% A真博学，偶像啊。

; I( d" ]+ u; e' V- ~0 f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& e  A/ \. K3 I' q# G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 g. ^! f, g" k! S9 P( m2 o她是大学教瘦？
6 c) n7 k3 I+ A2 I+ r& {# d7 r1 \大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& h, F$ v$ n- k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢