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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( Y/ h! ?6 o/ i4 d: gthe newfie would like to play a fun game. , u" E: R* E' s; _3 ?3 F
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* B! J: g- A. ]) X! e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 [! k7 n2 P6 ]6 S; G5 s* T7 b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I+ e) E  z. M2 L8 k/ W  r
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ N6 Y* j7 Z3 O  M9 F1 h
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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- b+ F7 k) X, I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 v: S: N4 J. ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. , b* c, _0 Y1 g# [9 T4 K* E
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 {* O8 v, h+ k0 q( ?. J6 ^" w3 E% ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the# @( l4 }6 Y( I# T
lawyer.
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( i2 P% W6 ^, ^; A3 v0 aNow, it's the newfie's turn.8 Y4 R! u0 ]- X9 _4 V! f+ U9 E$ s
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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5 }) g! t# Y( |; H% r  a$ qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 m& \# C3 w8 _7 M
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all, k4 q* h4 N9 b3 P- i# w8 X
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour, X' ]( X- n3 }, F) [" n
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 X$ u5 ?( y) ^& X. a4 uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* _2 b* R8 x. ^- M9 _* d/ awakes the newfie up and asks, $ ?- {' r% L" }7 s; L3 b) e5 ~1 P

* Z. Y8 T& _' X* w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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# Y4 a' z0 R' s) ]  H' aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $58 o7 R0 _& s* p1 f. K) r
and goes back to sleep., |$ f8 {, V% s& g
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!" T3 \/ R" F8 t. H
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 n, _( }6 T$ A+ [+ T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% w- S) C# F/ N- y7 g0 ]& k- g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, : }: L2 @( N& L& k0 o  Z% p. {) N
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: G" d5 o# y( E

% Y3 v! i& b8 W0 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 0 S2 U. G% a1 [
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! S$ M8 ~7 {$ d
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more # P8 B6 N( |+ E
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ; z9 b" S( }& f5 B) T. t1 [' ?) z/ K
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 M+ i( M! H! ~; `, x0 g* n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 2 C9 h( ^' y' y( M# k; V" j
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 8 Q- l/ \: a5 z7 S/ {5 ?: c$ a7 J
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ; u8 x1 J  z% z
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 _* h  e& ]+ l: O2 _- g  `. m- ^
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; M. ]/ Z* i" _0 A8 Y6 B1 R9 f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ v/ z/ w8 M) e% S% X4 Z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 r' S5 l8 P9 F& U. ]0 ~: d6 N+ W好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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# k& o1 h! Z6 o* p真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 2 Q( O- y3 d/ B  z3 G# O

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* a! u' l0 q4 ?2 z% j; a0 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# ^) }1 r  H. s" c8 J3 K  @
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& ^# s9 ~$ Q! r* g好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* J' M2 U+ u# `! g真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % m* F" O4 I/ I' n$ S

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全盘接受一下。

6 F; E4 ^8 m* k0 j+ Z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 o6 K3 q! U/ [, }, j- ^别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 8 G/ F$ ^8 {4 W; J" y- T" P

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: ?: G* e! P4 `9 h你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 N, n4 Y4 W5 A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 W/ E6 i1 n, z+ x' N5 V3 n
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真博学,偶像啊。

, _( E4 a: [! S* T( E1 E$ _: V+ [% v大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?, q: b" A* K6 j: w- t5 q
大学教胖还差不多 + q0 D. Q! h* z3 Q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , K1 d1 K- ^9 ^9 b- f0 B; m
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ r2 f' B2 N. E# j; b; K/ V
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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