Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 m7 u5 l$ n+ B6 G+ T. x8 Nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; O3 P' i7 _7 a' E6 t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 g1 S5 E4 Y9 V, i' Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. ?3 M6 w, t( U4 h' P0 ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: J+ ]. x. R+ O) [+ T# x5 Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& r6 c5 S, E3 L% ?% N, Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  B# }- J. U' ]( E6 L8 \6 c# N, ~7 }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& _( E0 h& i+ B* N; ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 D! ?# P& c5 l% M% Fback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

" ?+ E% d4 k- l1 x) j! K2 |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ c( v2 F1 T  x4 |# O# P. iand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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8 f+ B5 ^8 ]- n, h4 r5 N+ }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) X* E) N3 E5 V, e6 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ h  V; X* R3 \+ T) S- j2 k, E5 J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( L6 Q( c0 X/ ^' W$ x* G" _# R' I2 [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% r7 l! p& B& l>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# \8 C1 f0 U8 i- n  n6 F8 M, I, m( Q: B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 J. T, }! C  _) i) k8 i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) T+ b2 x+ H7 t& y; e) x' W6 [3 ^>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 o" t; A" b+ [, W+ ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ P; @& r) j0 O- X& {/ @5 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; e2 R/ f2 d' Z/ d8 ?* h0 p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  l8 m5 A  W% W( k" o1 V2 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" [6 n  o! b/ }5 N9 A. m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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& }3 h  A4 e1 x( {4 b8 a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ U- I) p# V1 F0 T全盘接受一下。

% H  P( t' U, F4 _& E* V5 `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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: n0 d9 a  J$ D2 Y* x( E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ A" u; _* @# Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ m! T: z- \4 a7 a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! g7 Z- p% b. w) `2 x# _- u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( i2 }) X& p6 x: Q7 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
$ _; U0 l# i; B8 Q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  o- c1 _4 o5 h$ W, D! {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* m: a0 |/ E4 H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( i6 K9 v" q" J3 D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢