Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: X7 c$ U8 n2 N" g" J( ]* ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 _- i7 Y4 U4 C- Z5 @0 Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ [6 v2 X3 O6 b' f0 O: ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! u* z( s8 j/ bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: r! {3 [5 p$ F8 J& m% ayou pay me only $5.
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8 @, @9 ?  f& T9 Q' L; V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# d( Z8 u% m' R' z% }the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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$ F6 z5 c6 V- A# o+ N0 r  dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: [! H3 M( Q* ]2 P- l$ vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 Y5 F9 l- k" k. o1 ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ W" |8 a1 n5 A6 V8 ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ U+ R) @5 ?& N/ E9 W3 Zback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ O; T, C5 w$ S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ [  y4 v7 O) X. o& ], X3 M5 z( pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, {: \) L; Y4 iand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ t& @0 H5 i1 K5 M+ e3 b7 ALawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ p6 [& m+ ^8 f6 n* \" e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 K& m2 {8 U5 s: Y8 Q0 M+ d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 X+ w$ d( m8 @  x! L5 H& c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 `6 U6 G8 i5 L) y/ _0 v5 u9 R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! D! d, q6 @% r6 _( q( p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! b- T2 S- L4 d  J' y' f* c7 J! @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  C: A2 X: P! M8 {' ~>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& o0 V1 ?! |5 n  E$ v( K. |+ H/ fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( k9 g- h- U: a4 @! Xthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 A$ d; X0 i% m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  ^$ c, C1 r2 ~  Y: b6 e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 [8 T. c' G2 _% l, Z5 u真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

; o( j# J' q% t9 c3 f. m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ T" F, L$ M5 [- L/ d/ y( c- r* W全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 Q# G2 {0 i% v+ |& J9 Y+ ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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" H7 G' }6 c& f$ D# d( y别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 p5 Q6 ~3 A; S  t3 I3 l( S- V你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. U. c3 |* b. @0 C* ^1 L7 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- e1 o8 d. I/ H* A: h多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ p1 p9 E$ m' B+ ^' x5 F% ^' j真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% J  U" l+ T% v% B6 X0 o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢