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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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" l# z; N* E( V) ]6 x- g5 a4 l/ {3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.+ F" _4 c! j: r$ h+ q5 q
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4. Then analyze the situation:7 F0 N9 z$ r+ L4 g! [2 N
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# {( t  Z# m2 V* ha. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.0 [* l  M7 `% o8 ]. r5 j' e

1 i, u2 c; c' x3 B6 M. ~b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.: X: g7 N' T7 N' }( w, M" O# m7 v

: P# y. j' x5 H/ yc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.- F$ J7 }" {& e) p; v

; ?. \) \4 y) P7 s+ Wd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.5 e8 b. u) b9 |2 u, _% |  U
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.9 Q* e* t4 H8 q$ e6 u1 y! U0 e, K
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology./ c' U1 @9 J" w9 H
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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# |2 |2 s0 g6 }5 a" H" L: o- ?- Zi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.0 |% j) @3 j) e2 H
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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/ K9 ]& K! T1 y/ J6 ~7 _Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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