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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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8 }  s$ |/ f/ [, x2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.% Z1 N+ s1 r5 X$ k- a
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours./ E) x% F5 C& m* y& b/ ?  p! I
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4. Then analyze the situation:% P, N& _* Y: R: t) H$ v

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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9 d1 m2 k9 p$ e; M( @b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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3 r: J* [: M/ G" Z- k- U9 [  hd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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1 J8 z; s! S( x8 {: e6 h+ g; Ne. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.8 v" E. T2 a) V. }5 x
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.. j1 c8 G2 T. p. |: i
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.) F; C0 D+ m0 ?
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  C" Z* r0 U0 j& i- G$ _1 e
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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8 _* H( u; N8 \! t% c) `l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ., U2 q6 ]0 o: H) t/ C; n( k
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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