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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. j1 u' O- c+ x' C
! [; O9 ]! h) B9 l9 G0 oAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- [& v, R3 q& ^8 Z9 F, O1 u0 c b' ['Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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! _8 d7 _5 Y3 D' J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 1 x* ?% j; G' Y: c+ k k0 F9 O
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 p" }- \& k3 j7 X'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 i" l) h' ~' m4 k$ Z
'For reading a book,' she replies
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9 N- m3 p7 `: L, L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ' I# M- @' h# @; V) a0 o
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 n: k- }! a5 ]. l'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' x( h6 z s# m: C, Z; d
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. : _: |0 a% k% o. s8 a3 k
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
" `0 Y' [ s. N! V: [6 O- h'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 6 m: [% O- e1 ^
( h2 [! J( V( |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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