Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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2 s" F- g) }; E1 cAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% s' }8 v; Y7 b9 T/ T'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

. ^, t3 E- W, Q0 K" v3 X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# v6 h8 l7 ?, P# R* d8 [4 U8 @- B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
0 D% W8 ]. \" ^- n'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 G' h. z4 c; O4 R1 z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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- z7 z# l3 h  w+ N& W0 J9 X* L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
. Q- t% R0 g. o) E 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. a: h8 f+ J7 E% O) Z8 x'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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. L) O# @" T7 x$ S[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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