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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'   O2 C" ?0 ?9 Z2 J7 v9 w  q
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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- q7 M# G. H0 c'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
, `: p- [. g: i'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   - W9 v' d9 q; c. x) Y1 o' ^' Q* S
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' * O) K- y8 c5 B0 D  `# a  Q
'For reading a book,' she replies
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3 R7 u# n  q' }0 X* I" w'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 3 m* D  ?4 l# ?' k" b2 Z7 _
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
' A- R  M  a& @" w$ H; B9 ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : s8 r, V' a: X- E$ c1 R- y
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
, f/ ?4 D; o" ]2 i 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ' V2 D1 p* T4 i2 |$ \- k1 P( W9 |
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ' v" [5 d3 s' y# U" t5 _

/ J: h0 D: Y+ O# f- N  r'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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/ @' z' k" g2 [9 L[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. + G/ Q+ h8 r/ B- V( J  w

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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# u6 y1 Q" t6 B6 j/ L[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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