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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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" K- i7 y$ m: |2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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# U" N8 N3 x9 q/ R% c3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.. p' y% G2 ?) k, J7 C+ A8 ]" ~& H
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* l3 _& L; j2 K2 P& c0 l5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.: \8 x6 y+ D8 `5 D
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* k, A! _1 e8 T
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.! ^ D5 q* w6 H) J. O: R' I
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ S' @: O7 x" g L2 w
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% R+ ^( n" A% U+ K8 _' x" n$ e g
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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* T: I- q {9 s$ _22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. F! M J3 `' k7 V; \
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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: L3 ` @5 M9 P& t: u. M: g24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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