Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

4 U: p9 C1 I8 A8 @1 r2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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; l1 U+ u1 j  P* ?. R( B% L/ A/ i- o4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

  u/ {1 B9 V& [6 a" b* V, w- }5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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5 J+ W9 P# E' w+ ]! c6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 C7 u- K+ X( ^1 B% a% @$ U) l12.) Super glue is forever.
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$ G0 j( \' k5 g: k$ G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

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4 w2 m- h( I) m, R+ L6 m/ b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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& ~# j, f3 Y& s; A& [0 o16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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% C: Z2 K# z2 v$ C: g5 e5 k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

. ~8 t- v& T; `" t2 {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 ]3 b, m+ |7 Y4 c  K20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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0 G, h! m/ F$ a% ?24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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