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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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% E) m- j3 [4 O4 A4 ~8 l" F1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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- w+ K8 Q) \' H5 X& i3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.- i/ h4 q" r% {7 Q- ]! D
, n/ d6 s N2 Z/ J% D, a4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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0 X) t* p4 q2 Z: p! i; j4 g5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( C& K) F+ B: B
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.$ o) G* U. S8 M) v9 b0 U, M
7 H) G% A. l ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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8 t- C0 t4 t1 F$ }( @7 O/ H, e0 |9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( H# Q& H. p8 u# H6 e& g0 k5 m
9 j% v) T; E, p9 ?7 U6 Q12.) Super glue is forever.
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8 t+ F- [0 G# a7 B2 G13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.# R) C4 M4 D/ s/ b
) l# K# \/ m/ @' F14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O." p9 }5 {( W% t4 X" t/ E' H
' w- Q, U4 a+ x4 n( n b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 j% P7 @% N/ w! j. w
; h2 V0 m! u, A" A3 D% k. V! B17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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) E' s* l1 R& U: p. y$ G18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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s- c+ u" z& w( s+ `& Z19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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^$ Q5 z$ \2 P# y20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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& Y& g# ]- x6 c9 `8 P22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 S: v4 J7 C5 l
) F2 b/ r3 W! F0 G23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. G* e- V8 b- n$ I) `
# d% I6 p4 T n& Z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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' A/ k) g/ |9 P25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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