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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., {; d7 A) Z3 N6 e
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) Q+ Y( W7 ?" @1 m0 `
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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2 h% C7 V1 ^- w" E0 A# v6 P' N/ F% R# t5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% t' J7 j8 m, @, j8 w8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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' x6 n+ m" ~4 B& I& @10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.8 V) e$ r7 a2 d: Q1 H' i* M+ q
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.8 g8 p% [, u: \0 D9 `" |( F
( @4 z( i4 _# ^* U" F9 `0 I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 o) t# R1 T8 x! v2 h3 q
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.. x6 P9 A; N2 K$ }: D/ e' Y% t
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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' ?) P" a+ N) L19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.) I7 U" p8 u) C9 X5 ?. k
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' O" j+ ]: E3 l2 M
5 I) M8 u' W) [7 F. e21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.% q* ]! ]0 @. q, Q$ U7 y/ \
7 X/ |, e! }; F# ~$ z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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