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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... u3 ~% ]1 ], w+ I) H( z' g
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ e) \, p6 `- [7 k, O \3 m3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.( X# ^3 k" T6 s, u) s
& U0 O! s& h5 P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& P% f$ `5 h+ l- Z' j) G
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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- X8 S6 @# q' g" n; ~10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.; I6 G2 O* b/ B3 P( U7 z7 W9 i4 ?' b
* F& U+ e: G ~ e" r11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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$ G* t/ h8 { h5 M9 |12.) Super glue is forever.
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4 M2 c8 X) K" E# x13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 i9 C0 T" m/ C6 S0 ]- p& k
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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* C1 @) V0 {9 U# ?! {16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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' q' f' T0 Q* ^6 n" j; o" B17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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' z- w2 m% Q( F* D, J18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. }3 s% Y$ x& `0 G; o( v
1 }1 f8 B7 J6 ?& d: K19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.' g O/ l9 C) |$ s
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 ?2 Y, D( y% d7 J P# s6 F
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.4 [5 K; b" Y! n6 }4 d3 J
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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