Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
- A: W6 E) D' Q3 X  B2 Q  q3 EMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
% G7 `( D0 R4 U* u5 j. H, P/ ]There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
+ E: K% @) n9 i' v2 d# q6 _One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
3 N- S- \# k- p, z$ AShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
% H. w6 T' c% E" h' \& U6 c: W4 U$ a" yShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
' w% N) V4 X2 c8 CShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 m3 y* N& v- n6 A4 R( cI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
! x7 ]" L- H7 xWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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