Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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( A- ?5 r& z9 F2 s" x3 RI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
6 ?, |" f  C2 [: Z  XThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
2 N9 S& b4 W- ]She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
; u: n2 b. g1 `+ v6 X9 tIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
  x; v7 P/ d. A. G+ qOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
8 h; i2 A! M7 m$ R" A1 ~She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
! r" c0 n  d# J" JI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
* ^5 u3 j  i8 F* L' pLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
6 H; C1 J$ A* h  ~0 c: e% sWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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