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This is not a new one but in English this time.$ O* |# l* m9 @6 \5 Q' c  m 
 
# h( {0 J* _0 U2 G& UI was a very happy man.$ P6 r- x5 h, e& \. _ 
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married. 
  u  V" S8 M9 {8 l2 u2 x1 V! yThere was only one little thing bothering me... 
9 B7 z& o  Y5 {6 M4 n! d% L1 \8 D) UIt was her beautiful younger sister. 
, m! _' U0 g5 ~. K/ KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. 
. }) O2 ?: h7 N* ^She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. 
- Y1 n' k1 j+ ~7 [9 E1 MIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 G, {- i8 {/ @, H0 d1 N 
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. 
, V+ M, [- v& R# Q! jShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.6 k: I9 j1 E2 r3 I 
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. 
# L& T8 k) Y2 s& F4 p/ VWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.$ X- Z9 n/ Q% M2 } 
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'  n4 k7 S, |3 }, ~. Y7 p 
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.1 Y( c3 `$ t, O; v; |- P 
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. 
% c0 W- O; Q; r/ }I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.! z; E; }! U$ V3 R' Z8 F. F5 G2 M6 X7 E 
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! 
9 @% N) i" t. T# e' ]With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. 
: b  @( X7 U. B: ]5 vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:& O" A! u# y5 _1 D$ J; | 
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