Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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1 N$ \( u: s6 \: W: BI was a very happy man.
4 `% e8 B9 V' X, |* i" G, m9 oMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
2 g( w* O3 [2 O' b1 t# PThere was only one little thing bothering me...
- u8 |6 T8 T- \+ m! _  K# l4 CIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
- Y- M1 \! ?2 t; iOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
' [7 ?+ e9 F7 @  fShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
3 Y/ E7 ?/ ?* H. GWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
3 ^0 i  J, O; hI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
: `8 W7 [6 x5 p9 I, ?6 mI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
& J4 y3 i: S& B/ {3 ?7 R/ t4 ~3 g, YWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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