God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 k2 g& W* d7 d; m, v8 b4 \looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
5 S: Z' D1 M8 Care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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" X4 c. G1 U$ fThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

. w1 M6 ?# ^7 g0 C/ E0 C6 vTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
; ]" V( c- g; N  HIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# s" Y. X# h. K2 y1 d: e6 X0 |cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
6 O' h6 l# ]4 m1 i- i( b) Ssilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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( m  l) B; o- o, e4 ]The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 [1 T- E2 \3 a, uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 `) v) G: i% swith you? Why did you do that?'
/ M! y7 {' o5 a- }. Y/ U$ MThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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3 x$ r$ [  Q' P8 a! _* z; ]Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
- E1 B& S* Q. A" g" gOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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6 \& ]6 C( R& Z6 U$ j( L" k下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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