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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; V1 M# z d0 B6 s$ \
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( e' m; {# i7 e# s4 b7 U
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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; _7 }4 k6 R: s h4 A+ xIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier$ F) |- Q0 Y8 A( k
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
- S- Y' r" w9 k) E7 Acold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ M9 g. L8 m) x, r; }8 h W
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,/ X) f% ^9 D a6 L) e& o& D2 `6 r3 i
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and) N$ p N0 ^" G+ l2 c! I7 M
sat there looking on in silence. 1 m+ q8 k' w6 r5 w0 T1 ?
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 y1 O/ T& J' q: H& r7 A% j
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter" X2 n$ }& g% _2 |. a% Q
with you? Why did you do that?'5 d3 y$ q/ v6 p! Y
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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/ ^. E6 l) X0 z, l( V# nCanadian soldiers who are protecting your0 x2 k: j! r5 v& i& i+ j
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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