God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 G) {3 R0 p# Sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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2 e  v( |4 j' y) U! q) u0 x2 wThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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% @  V! h" [/ F* B5 c; }( VTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 ~9 Z$ O% n- r4 N. R8 ^cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
/ v9 ]" ^- u: X7 m& I. Gprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& W' E6 q7 x  `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

% _6 o+ b! d4 N$ t+ _The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( h$ k2 @, C$ X& s3 q3 Fat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
1 i' \; {0 \/ I0 `6 LThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

. x' @* p4 s1 u  T2 N6 wCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
. a3 V5 F1 ~) k7 x4 A* k  vright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
$ K' u6 X% \& e( c" t5 i) j3 fOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
% q+ a! y# G" {# ?looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

) V. `  V1 c% ~* w下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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