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9 ?; b* t/ }& a q+ y7 ?looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you& D' G1 j* C3 l% M& N
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' : m! y8 c; A% t* |! c( V7 l6 N
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- D% C, s0 Y' T8 ~; Z% N- m8 U
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here l0 ~2 I; e- C" P! f
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# t+ _6 E& Y, R7 w" @: RIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier5 H5 I3 Z% t% _+ R/ h' ^
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# W( W, Y: B2 V9 Y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The' T) E) h- p; O( H+ U5 q
professor was out cold.& E( \$ v. A/ T
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
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sat there looking on in silence. 6 U8 C3 [6 ? Q: W+ d
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
5 s2 J* T: N+ I( v* q" e' o5 [at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
3 U' @- N2 T: T( owith you? Why did you do that?'
% P0 x) g! s/ c Z0 U- n2 rThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - _* m' d6 w& t! X) B5 `. M5 _' E
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
4 Q* c3 s: }5 Tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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