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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and( Y U" x3 J; w& x0 r
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 `( w I @. n0 G1 A, D# P, u- m' D
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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5 Y$ C v4 @) H. R2 R$ @4 RIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- a0 J# l: [; q+ w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 w* h8 w; D) w2 {$ | b5 mcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The: H9 @( J# I" q
professor was out cold.5 _. U6 a9 g7 p4 _
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
; e1 I+ w1 T$ S7 J5 Qsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 f3 m: @, v" t; ~' g1 s a& N9 W
sat there looking on in silence.
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4 `6 o: f) J$ q- f( A3 p% _* oThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
0 A& m- t- n; C9 kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter. h' ]! C1 S. X2 O
with you? Why did you do that?'
n& f% |1 t) q( s5 i( u; AThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 3 t3 N' Y, M5 {4 K1 k* D
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your: ]' j" f( _: k5 f4 a+ Y
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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