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C/ W; { s Y3 ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( b/ N+ O$ g7 Q- Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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; E9 r8 I1 {' U. fThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.$ }4 r# N3 W0 k# g
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) u* \! ^6 H% YI am, God. I'm still waiting.' $ Z8 q$ I: f- I2 w7 C
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
$ }2 D- t7 e. ^# ~) yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and. V# P# _6 s9 h
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 S" j3 O# ]4 f! W9 x' }professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,* r( e0 j& [5 p# p
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- S a6 M& v8 z) L* \sat there looking on in silence. & y: F# ]% m4 Y4 x/ A Y
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 [, G# E# v* r5 l/ u4 k0 A0 vat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ ?9 B- ?& ]) {- [with you? Why did you do that?'
% }' g- s. T- M$ CThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ! t' s* U$ ~% T* T) D
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your5 A; S$ Z' h u" Z
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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