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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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7 _/ B _( E5 O2 D7 u2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." s% J! {$ u7 V' T% a1 M- G
. h1 o9 t" S- Y u! Q3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; |& h2 _, z/ k7 f1 ?3 d8 J I0 G
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. x1 J4 ?- { y7 k0 m
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area/ L2 W; W- q6 V. P) j4 N
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., ~! d; i+ e) ]1 ^8 B
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.5 z& L1 o( ]5 g) R
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( S8 }7 U3 H# l5 P1 e( g" t12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!: B3 O9 Z4 u! | |- U9 g
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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