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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:" |' f$ z! A! _- F8 J; \; T' I( S' o
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.* y4 X. u' J( }5 n% ~
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) N3 P. a% y- R$ v! M0 Y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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( x7 V% I; w) I7 v/ r3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 _1 F0 c: R' N& N
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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* D) o* |8 n( j" a, m2 l6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! O; a5 V$ n9 {- k# r
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.) `% b/ z+ e- Y- s* M
) X1 P- T" o" r% l6 s+ M8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose./ _* G1 x2 [% {( n
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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6 J& o D5 l# F) f, d5 z11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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0 j# L- n2 c, m7 O12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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0 F# Y8 W. B) ^8 _9 R3 \! f14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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