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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, Y! M3 }1 z+ a2 J: M; U
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; ]; b4 m8 H; u6 u4 H- ~Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' H# v$ e9 R+ |
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.) ?4 n! J _ o( R. n9 m. X9 c
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.! @ g& Z; I! T( B# K$ U
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& T6 F- P5 j/ I0 r9 [/ x
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6 k& Q/ P1 p$ I, ~' B6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area+ p J7 R; w# @: @; Y# d( O& ~) Z
9 v7 o" r0 s5 g) r) `/ t7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.- ^* @, G- z+ X8 [
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 S. }2 Z2 ?- s, Q+ C, s
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'; a- V; u" u9 y6 z+ M3 |9 t
9 `8 r) p8 t( s- {* A9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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" B6 H7 j7 a; C f11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) ~6 F6 {3 p- n; T. u7 v) \
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; z( o) j: G: W' N8 c
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!' ~% Q1 m$ N9 {* O4 u
& t' O/ `/ u" W14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)- n# U* l# I6 D4 E8 `
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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