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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& j+ | _$ [8 |3 c) TThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.% @/ S, O% E/ R2 B7 V
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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8 R+ R) V$ m5 j# `6 q4 a; O! Z5 |4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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# C) z2 v6 R5 }' d1 r$ N) z5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% h R" o9 l) J0 R+ s4 T; v
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+ Y2 c% g' S: A, K: g x0 F, o6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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2 z7 O3 C5 A5 y8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& m W3 Z, m5 n. M1 @$ T: C
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'6 e/ @7 N* a' `4 u6 a+ q+ Z7 {
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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: H1 [4 Q. R2 K! N" s) O: g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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& z& L( o: m6 ^5 d9 `3 A' p# C# \12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. T2 q6 |6 ] j+ ^' l
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!+ ~( P4 S' U! U$ o+ k0 L& j
( C7 M0 H- b4 r. ?And; last, but not least!)
- |6 i$ N1 C0 |( m15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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