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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol& P$ o7 U+ p' N# l
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- [& a7 |5 I7 o: G; kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; Z$ C. U. {5 ~! g* o% e
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.. R4 \! Y7 p- c: ~
( X [, s1 o8 `5 y5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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# m4 B! z: a; I* \9 @7 c6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. |# |2 E/ w8 p1 ?7 y- L
6 P3 R2 T; v& |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 X4 j2 f6 s1 v0 C( |
$ i) Z! o4 _5 X! p4 q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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0 l) ^' ]6 @& K. M5 \10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are." I) s F' B1 U3 C! o3 l
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R; d* M8 a' l0 O12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!. o! i. P* t b3 k: z: }0 U
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!9 c( l! q- ~" a/ b. Q. W
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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