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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
D r: E7 Q x) \; E" y3 ADon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut8 u9 s9 S) O! |
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?+ P* |" t8 v9 m. m4 n8 m% k
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed, ^+ o" n- l, Z% X1 C
9 ]7 g( W: ~, i9 E$ k1 D9 U! ?They all live on donuts and moose meat
2 r. T4 F% {3 DAnd they leave the house without packing heat+ M0 ~" _! X+ g& w! N
Never even bring their guns to the mall5 {" \$ g% H) ]) i! s$ a! G
And you know what else is too funny?2 A% U5 I5 |; c( x
Their stupid Monopoly money
! Q) y; g& h* cCan't take 'em seriously at all! M3 Q7 b( v# i% }9 |- R- H6 f
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
0 Z* n; V9 F9 e3 I' w$ E( `6 T# sThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
6 `! J( E4 i& JThey think their silly accent is so cute3 q+ I& I$ T# N
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot1 x) {1 t+ h# F( f/ F9 H' {
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare$ x! E1 c6 [4 }! B3 ~
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air2 h* R* c$ T3 B7 J
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion% r5 B/ l7 A: ]8 p
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
+ B9 g8 v, ?' ^& JAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni$ z5 Y) R, T& d" `
All over Saskatchewan
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% P) _, D- f4 A: ]. y; T3 R bDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot+ i+ E+ `" e* ]' ~
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius" m1 M ^# k4 ?/ ]; z
See the map, they're hovering right over us
- ~$ q) w, Y7 I v, [- o, YTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story3 \. T. h$ g6 H
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
' A2 ]5 t1 ^/ s, |! O9 a5 O- Q5 VTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
4 H# G* D. a4 A. P3 `It's gotta mean they're all up to something
( l5 Q/ Y' K# ~7 u u& F# gSo quick, before they see it coming
; [% c% b$ [4 s( d. w: `Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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