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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot5 h" C A7 T) `' h
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut4 M! |' u6 S. g" M: t- b S d: m
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?0 I9 Q5 N! L; B: Y" M, z, P* I
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat+ k( D' C. j2 v- k
And they leave the house without packing heat
# K$ c0 F( T( `# s! h F* w! jNever even bring their guns to the mall, x, a0 w) k( X0 m
And you know what else is too funny?) ~0 `# `/ [2 L8 ?4 u& H
Their stupid Monopoly money
3 C' w( ]3 N+ T* Z. LCan't take 'em seriously at all! @$ H- N! m& u4 Q* H
) f2 X9 `6 K1 C$ Q& |Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export* j$ V5 ~! n& n6 K
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
2 I- i( j5 b1 U q, P s0 f1 ]They think their silly accent is so cute
& D/ \+ y4 m; e% a2 o% pCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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* m6 e+ j3 `0 L$ rSure, they've got their national healthcare6 f, G/ p( g9 _
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
# ? \( r) |$ I1 gThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
z7 o- r$ O7 w: LEat their weight in Kraft macaroni) a3 t' d' y) u
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
6 V- w& h. s e' `1 a# n2 uAll over Saskatchewan% \3 e; t: k' \2 s4 o# Z w
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot: J$ L$ u$ h) i, Z2 `
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius0 i$ z9 e! m V* s
See the map, they're hovering right over us6 U' C, ]1 e2 \" H
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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1 F- d6 g% l& T# v+ zAlways hear the same kind of story0 V, M" R. ]/ a3 ~3 O8 Y; _
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
! O( b4 I$ @. i& q2 @+ TTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
* Z) l7 J: a5 m$ w6 I9 A$ `It's gotta mean they're all up to something
: D7 {5 G9 ?4 i, ^" D7 z3 O+ VSo quick, before they see it coming
3 {1 \# f4 m, J. gTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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