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Canadian idiot2 _* k5 Y( U) k) G4 C# s6 d1 V
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
: r( I1 N+ Q& ^7 y" n+ `- ODon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
2 Z* r1 e; I, J- p1 K( ?, YAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?! B3 \+ V I2 O+ x
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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3 i3 t* j4 c2 j" s' o: g7 P5 ~They all live on donuts and moose meat; P/ T" `; @8 t T* V. N: H$ s% G" T, t
And they leave the house without packing heat
0 L; f' U1 v; y" @: r8 c4 _& v- c+ RNever even bring their guns to the mall: P3 w' V" u. g
And you know what else is too funny?
- W% |1 e* T8 c9 b7 n0 JTheir stupid Monopoly money( M6 d* N* z$ A8 ~8 t, l+ D" _$ C
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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' L6 R7 u" a6 \$ z% h* @6 xWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export& _7 t1 y# _+ L1 {/ \1 O0 p
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
' r- h/ V q5 J' k# xThey think their silly accent is so cute, \1 f+ W- V( D+ F$ q5 ]9 H
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare; Y$ [$ _. w; G# Q! i& Q8 b
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
l( g5 z4 ?/ a8 }' dThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion4 s3 p) x2 _ P5 _* u
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
# k6 y$ h3 W. }8 K7 E7 IAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
/ o* ?9 D8 x! |All over Saskatchewan+ a8 z, f% t% @$ b
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
8 r2 X4 U9 t! J. Q$ V' B+ f) }0 qwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
, P0 F$ u! }0 C( `0 s- R" Q. Z. GSee the map, they're hovering right over us
# l& m2 ^* o2 [Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
# B0 E8 i- b8 w8 lBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"+ w! q$ \+ c1 ]* [- j& _( W
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
0 U. [6 @" Z- VIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
3 f6 i+ _) h2 d) ?1 @+ n4 i: Z5 @( rSo quick, before they see it coming
: U, S) `. R( b/ r! R5 m, g4 F3 NTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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