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Canadian idiot% x! R, D+ Y* [7 \& a2 X6 }) c
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
% R, B, `! m8 ~# d; CDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut9 x" F; _6 g. h1 W" i: R, X; r1 ?
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
! Y% b$ G3 A8 j# f6 K- O7 |+ qI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed8 d1 F$ P+ R* v. ?
( R' |! W" c+ b8 x3 EThey all live on donuts and moose meat* D: F9 e. Z) `
And they leave the house without packing heat% e2 D6 X' K# |5 `2 c, x
Never even bring their guns to the mall
, x, q/ f9 s$ NAnd you know what else is too funny?& ]& u; J8 Q1 z+ |' \2 y t5 h) x5 X6 f
Their stupid Monopoly money3 n. c2 b$ ^; L% j' W7 n# D
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
1 x5 d0 J, Q B7 Z0 i- }, @$ YThey treat curling just like it's a real sport0 @8 @3 K4 L$ h5 H* s
They think their silly accent is so cute9 }* I1 B S: o5 ?1 J+ E, U
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot* M0 l4 g' c1 o9 p
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
, i$ l1 _5 E4 n4 w# ?. b. gCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air# `6 ?- e7 y, k# f6 n6 o# ^
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion2 F8 X5 p# P+ n+ g$ H0 I
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni+ n9 O0 N; o* r8 s% k( g* x/ W
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
$ D, Q1 f2 b% O- k6 n* `All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
: p, A6 m" F/ D7 t& G% D+ K7 \wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
8 ?0 m6 |- u% u- ?See the map, they're hovering right over us9 d4 p, ^0 t1 R
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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" w, |( T8 h. {# \, t/ d1 ~Always hear the same kind of story0 p/ i0 d( L. [6 f" n/ L$ n
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!". U5 Z8 e! V: g& \; T% C, g
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?' X9 K( g3 Z L& B
It's gotta mean they're all up to something+ t2 A! \ D N" a2 S, p4 Z4 H5 K, r
So quick, before they see it coming
7 ]7 \$ c& X' i6 m0 L2 ~/ P% l. lTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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