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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot/ s/ I" i! n! \1 _ n, w
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut! J# }1 I7 e3 m' e
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 y5 p' p: s; ]- [) q: r( s
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed# l. t8 b& M: p3 {7 o) R3 a/ |
5 {; n; @0 e) _3 A+ X! J: R D$ o; }They all live on donuts and moose meat
' t0 X$ ^0 Q: c$ [And they leave the house without packing heat! @/ u) P- E7 [1 \9 D% ~
Never even bring their guns to the mall0 X9 G) m, P! U9 E1 A$ D9 g# w
And you know what else is too funny?0 R+ J9 e; m4 R; i: M9 U+ j
Their stupid Monopoly money
, c" s5 ~5 I; P, ^) A zCan't take 'em seriously at all% a) U5 `+ ?2 J
/ L& b) a9 v' F) d UWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
/ I: d& W1 U) h! Y. I8 b% qThey treat curling just like it's a real sport0 W) N6 }, |2 v3 @/ h6 c1 p2 D. |: Q2 X
They think their silly accent is so cute
. @, H: z5 E2 v' CCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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' G* N& L) t5 NSure, they've got their national healthcare
( a5 b1 J8 l1 Z7 p% X* wCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
% `1 M* V9 q- T+ c7 \1 q: XThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion7 Y3 C7 {# L1 v) D _7 ^. U
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni6 ]# k# t! v/ q, V3 K x: p* v
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni8 s- `3 j$ e( O O% k- ~
All over Saskatchewan/ E {1 A5 k+ z5 U
$ V- b/ C8 }& J9 d7 \3 BDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot6 L' @' N8 G: k, m
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
* a% D& k5 P: h6 @+ V9 OSee the map, they're hovering right over us
% ?* D$ ?" a: c) k: JTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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4 {5 p$ j1 H2 d, I2 G0 ]Always hear the same kind of story
: O" H e5 r n, Z" F0 G7 n; kBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
2 T" o/ ^9 ?. MTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?" W _* G% X* ?; z& S4 |
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
/ k4 L5 f. T+ Z" RSo quick, before they see it coming' v* |( R* s3 K1 y$ K3 ~2 u7 W+ b$ P
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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