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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot7 T: P) G9 M+ X+ n2 ?
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
, L( E# i8 g4 O% O' ^And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
. E o+ b' Y5 _; ~: DI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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* z8 l) x# t/ X6 e- H9 U9 R7 v+ \They all live on donuts and moose meat2 Q/ _, ?1 R0 L3 }! i
And they leave the house without packing heat1 W. R' I6 L) K
Never even bring their guns to the mall
& h( @& E- F+ \- }! E$ TAnd you know what else is too funny?3 T5 ], y/ u8 z6 t! _& h1 v3 s
Their stupid Monopoly money* y/ r' Y& v& b4 H
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
6 M Z& T* p! Y! E/ \. WThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
1 ?4 e: C% N# S6 FThey think their silly accent is so cute
% o& P! o6 ?# {8 L. @$ lCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
& N% i( |/ ~: q7 C: M c3 V- SCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
# F* D) t1 l4 AThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion6 o# {0 Z/ p0 ~0 t
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot. d8 n8 }6 C( F) |* w' T
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius/ O8 W7 L/ T0 W- Z
See the map, they're hovering right over us
; H; |- z. {, F$ [+ j" ?Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous; k, Y \2 v$ ~& a, U/ y
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Always hear the same kind of story% H& M" r9 j, W/ T: ~) v
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
: q! t) k' l% U" }Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
/ y! ^* d" [" @. A& K% P; XIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
# ?* g, w# A1 p* u/ D- RSo quick, before they see it coming4 r, Q( \* K/ u: O8 j8 {
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