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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot. D2 N: c% N Z8 R& p; ]) r2 h
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
# T$ v& g Y& t& N0 k) }. bAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
1 z9 \% m9 h, lI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
6 U- u' `2 C, T" ?& O0 N; IAnd they leave the house without packing heat+ l; p5 l+ @$ |$ ^& c6 I7 \+ r7 g
Never even bring their guns to the mall
$ H4 ~2 S4 x/ v r6 VAnd you know what else is too funny?5 ]! J h7 z, n/ X5 Z, T
Their stupid Monopoly money
, v6 K+ W& B2 x) Q. |Can't take 'em seriously at all
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/ {; Z# y/ N8 w& i4 n# qWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export0 T1 w9 o# }3 u+ H" U
They treat curling just like it's a real sport: l& }' ?6 {: y5 z' B9 K' v/ [
They think their silly accent is so cute
+ k+ D, E/ v' @% _) yCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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1 ~$ i& l$ j; L1 [2 U/ S* v+ oSure, they've got their national healthcare0 D" q+ r2 q+ B5 v$ L( I. K, M
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air# f _* T/ l( E( g
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
2 T3 n' Z+ W& T3 H4 E7 z' oEat their weight in Kraft macaroni7 |& a0 g- C5 a3 I( x- F; N
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
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: m9 k7 R; k2 K- S3 O3 E& KDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot, m! E+ n3 Z& T' j9 k
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
. `) g+ \, x+ k& ISee the map, they're hovering right over us; p K# R# A; g/ n8 y& U e6 ?( y
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous E+ Z- @& C/ L$ }, S) a
9 B# W5 H9 Q0 y2 p1 Q3 iAlways hear the same kind of story8 z0 S# J, m: o v/ U, }3 C
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
& o% n3 n8 Q+ \ F* ^" e% j7 y& mTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?4 v3 E: s1 U4 w! e9 [* J
It's gotta mean they're all up to something3 F4 e8 i/ l; b9 @9 |/ v3 q+ D" Y
So quick, before they see it coming; w! x4 e( e! o- @; W( P
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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