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Canadian idiot
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7 e; G! |: \/ FDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 R8 E4 |9 _% BDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
$ a Q; L# I/ _/ q! K1 s9 z: p _And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
- d$ o9 y0 |. ~9 G+ KI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat# w( k7 v" G; X( `2 U7 m
And they leave the house without packing heat
- s9 n7 ~2 @% F, E6 ^Never even bring their guns to the mall) Q2 I/ M0 W) o) n) h
And you know what else is too funny?
/ x1 k$ @. F: ~; ZTheir stupid Monopoly money
" J) k: Q8 c1 ^ CCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
' n* U- \% D @7 tThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
, C& r2 X, Q3 v' H0 p% s2 L1 O/ zThey think their silly accent is so cute) z8 \* ~0 r( i, ^! z
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot: I# q. W) x0 y- }$ d2 z. Y
' c; n5 S- C& _6 J( G9 eSure, they've got their national healthcare
, B4 |- ?2 k0 W \& ?Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
: @( \/ g6 @0 R. j1 X5 T m) yThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
% l! ?9 [" F6 z/ qEat their weight in Kraft macaroni1 E, E0 B3 L8 u; p/ u- o5 @% `; J
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
. Y" |& S/ e5 S: @' k2 fAll over Saskatchewan! w# m. H$ R, |8 v9 S8 p
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
% w- Z7 k+ A3 j( A6 `' b% fwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
( u& T7 [6 s/ J% P/ ~+ |See the map, they're hovering right over us
1 L- C5 f+ z r4 j7 dTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous! E1 @; u( r7 ^4 Q$ p; y
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Always hear the same kind of story
- x: C, p7 m8 m7 D- ^) X- YBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"* E# S0 b- Q6 J+ j7 ~+ D
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
$ y( Y0 M; H! X2 \5 fIt's gotta mean they're all up to something2 j5 D) W# G5 ` K8 V, C
So quick, before they see it coming
7 I2 Z5 u* ^/ b- @, UTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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