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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
. L" b/ b; X+ W; a* e. G1 [' N) h1 B6 B$ eDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut6 S% w( `* y. c0 s6 i8 G+ V. K( y$ Y# }/ z
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
' P# j) @- y, d% S9 @# A% @; fI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
8 o# a+ p5 D2 z9 ^: _And they leave the house without packing heat
% |0 H$ L$ h0 C' Q0 ]) T0 G; q/ xNever even bring their guns to the mall
: \# w# ?& s; i; g2 Q3 _; U. qAnd you know what else is too funny?7 B- L" H3 \) n6 t0 m u0 @
Their stupid Monopoly money
9 P4 ^1 ^! C0 L3 m8 v( L6 \Can't take 'em seriously at all( r+ ~; ~5 E' Q& s6 O v
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export4 I6 `) O+ w/ O y
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
; N7 O8 L9 n- BThey think their silly accent is so cute. F5 x$ G& J8 S. ^% y: u
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot/ V. }) F; |' K# p- o' j8 C
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
4 e* }" P& \: ICheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air# N2 |5 S8 H/ Y, e
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
2 A3 @0 w6 e1 F/ TEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
+ c( k8 h) f2 o" sAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni! `" n# v* n8 V5 b# l( h! e/ v
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
" K8 E; s; [$ H0 i2 I# [( J' Jwont figure out the temperature in Celsius* `! c$ I+ V) n( A
See the map, they're hovering right over us
$ G p9 I) R; x+ E& C V* N' o6 o) tTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous4 K" H5 _" r) w, s1 N. u6 t
' O- z$ Z9 D( kAlways hear the same kind of story
3 V0 V1 q, l& r4 {4 CBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"9 m9 K6 e1 v( I
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
; M: l, @% _* s) `. [5 xIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
9 }5 G7 l9 @) |So quick, before they see it coming
5 E& l$ a6 T8 a: t% z4 P$ U rTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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