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Canadian idiot
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% Y/ Y, t" g( ~ Z( E8 CDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
3 o" ^6 j3 j; P. A2 V- [- ~Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut7 @0 D6 ^+ \1 e2 q( J. c/ |
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?5 a( c. n5 ]5 u2 l; W
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
* J( B1 O; Y% u, x! FAnd they leave the house without packing heat
$ Y2 G: N# @* r4 R0 {Never even bring their guns to the mall
! m5 d7 n- p+ j, U% o6 ?: ?And you know what else is too funny?/ N3 y, t3 Z0 L4 e+ O
Their stupid Monopoly money
b* h. @ `: X# H3 G2 Z+ {1 ~Can't take 'em seriously at all! }: b% J) p- B8 {* w$ }, u
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
. k: z9 S, u8 F/ |4 _/ e2 f$ {! IThey treat curling just like it's a real sport7 E0 v. k/ ?! a* c4 h1 |
They think their silly accent is so cute
: q, F$ ?! {- ` j' M) n6 eCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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' X, @; I* J- {8 ]/ l- I1 fSure, they've got their national healthcare
; V) }+ s: C( E$ @7 X( K" KCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air9 G9 U1 S; M3 S1 e- Y3 u
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion7 ?' k# k* ^$ P# `* `4 e$ [. P
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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All over Saskatchewan
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' e! \5 X; {$ k/ ?5 sDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 ?/ E- Y; y/ M3 U
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
M. K/ ]; P! r" @& m. e& t6 \: GSee the map, they're hovering right over us
7 d8 G4 L8 m: s! Y$ C& [ dTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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; F8 h, b6 L3 p, k! YAlways hear the same kind of story
) Z. U/ i# C. t' j! O5 l8 d% IBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
7 T+ e0 `* K1 z, _( O( B- X2 zTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
9 C) ]2 o1 j9 qIt's gotta mean they're all up to something4 Z. k% G" s5 v1 F0 h: X8 q9 W
So quick, before they see it coming
# Y* M# z0 @- W, dTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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