 鲜花( 30)  鸡蛋( 0)
|

楼主 |
发表于 2009-2-2 23:50
|
显示全部楼层
Canadian idiot7 K" S8 C7 e, x7 s& z
+ ] B1 Y8 X8 r( a6 X% o
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
0 f1 d9 o1 a1 V2 M% WDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut# G9 \ a/ M5 H! H9 Y) ?' s. q
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?% ~* I( X( M* m: z4 D4 X9 x7 D& M
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" W3 M/ O% D+ D* X
0 P! B3 m! W. W0 U+ V9 S3 @' {They all live on donuts and moose meat5 s; s, `5 ^0 ~# @
And they leave the house without packing heat
4 w' f+ {: Z6 J6 a7 eNever even bring their guns to the mall
* F: j/ I& u9 D9 n7 c6 F8 \And you know what else is too funny?
* K" a& [( b ^: ?Their stupid Monopoly money
+ Q6 t3 [; W9 a. z) KCan't take 'em seriously at all9 N! |# y8 v, p+ A- k# g
: j; ^6 v% `$ ~Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export+ X2 C4 A; x6 i( C c5 c" F3 k! S
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
- @9 I* V) v" f6 O; v! V6 ]7 b% XThey think their silly accent is so cute
) ^+ e+ O7 _6 ]' K2 J( qCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot: L- s. h! l! z- U' A4 t" v0 W6 W
4 q2 Z/ W5 V5 A6 x4 LSure, they've got their national healthcare# f3 D [& N3 F9 M0 w1 M$ c
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air1 \) ]2 @! H+ |9 j' n
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
: `! E" T- u, O3 ]% O* J9 H" t2 UEat their weight in Kraft macaroni2 b3 \7 b# n* M6 b5 S L
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
) u6 m0 u$ {1 H2 f' M. ^6 ^All over Saskatchewan" e( j1 F) w/ z+ A& l" k! C" c
! _+ O, p" v& v, w4 k& t5 A5 u: VDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
$ H: F$ S, z' \4 [6 E2 H0 P( Nwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
; w1 M- q! w2 P7 T0 g0 rSee the map, they're hovering right over us
. B# Q+ u4 @. d% L* S/ Y: rTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
4 v2 Q: c* C8 _, |# o* Y
* K, t0 ?% l4 \7 d6 U6 R+ lAlways hear the same kind of story
$ x3 s( A! _) a Y$ z G5 wBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"- s W) p1 m/ T" L# O( e
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?; g- N/ W3 c n0 G
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
% h6 I$ i g3 w+ USo quick, before they see it coming
. V7 _; @7 l+ i- H( i; BTime for a pre-emptive strike |
|