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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
9 W$ V% p" P1 h8 f/ ]She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. " ]4 w% r5 I7 P# v
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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& G j3 x# Z3 Q3 [1 bFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. ] ~* N5 M# q1 f
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. & x# K6 a5 J2 v0 Y
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 6 k6 K$ g( Q# `# ^. _, b, N
5 j. t( c( k' K, X. n# VSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! , h" U% D% J2 @% b
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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/ ?6 ^0 e9 b* E! M& F" ^The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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4 E5 Z4 [9 p2 _The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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7 c6 I$ K% x8 pThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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2 I1 O% T$ ~% y0 M5 RMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. * U# j ]5 D# c* y# _; S: j" k
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( p+ q: o9 S/ ~& [+ B1 SThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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2 W% g: Z/ z1 f* Z; `Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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4 o; y7 ~, B0 QPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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