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发表于 2009-3-8 16:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. , A4 E* e- C4 c/ T% w; @4 d
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 1 {$ \; d* N9 O  J) t0 ?9 T" O  ]
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' + ^4 R- }" j4 m; r1 g
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 0 b: y8 e( s7 L( i
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ) U; |3 e1 Q- c
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' & L  @' `# @8 E0 B. u- K$ Q! `

+ c$ w! m6 W1 O) a$ P. iFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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) d- ?/ L, f' D* V2 C& P- t, HThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. * i% j1 W. r. o2 x
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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# @# b2 u7 H. ]So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. $ j# C$ \0 u' a: U

* a  N0 A9 D( ]+ YThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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( ^" R$ [* }9 M& f# B2 `: O1 c' v, v3 UThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 8 Q1 c9 s, _  k- h

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3 U$ ]( R2 n& y1 U: D" c2 yThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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8 Y" V' n% x% ^4 rMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. & h& m7 L7 U/ ]% J& E
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife & Q8 ?( Q( M( {4 B& L
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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7 `; h2 W' u6 b( N. v& ]9 rLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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' T# d( V& \: \! b9 mPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
women are clever, no doubt.
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* }0 C0 A8 V( qVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.
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