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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. |. ~! ]+ _+ C* M
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 0 G( T% l& f' ^) l
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
4 t1 j7 v: Y; ~/ XThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ' W; d# y/ J5 m- ~6 z" Z4 J& M
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ( T1 R- t9 ?" c4 Z
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' w8 Q% ^4 ^) n1 t2 _. {3 F
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. M$ c$ z4 p3 s+ D v5 ~7 \
4 D+ f' K( C( d/ B- Q4 wThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 6 N1 z e9 l) ?2 T- h
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 8 z5 {. y7 ~0 {' o/ Q9 |( ^
+ C1 J4 ?. @5 H: J! }; CFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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& t& e2 B. S/ k: X& J: [The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' % E, n2 |$ c+ u
* S! a) k b. o$ _4 LThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' " j& F( p C! w9 s8 k1 C; S
* B- _' d8 i0 l& S# R) S0 p0 JSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! , Z9 C" z) ~, }$ ~' c9 j
' U n' X. H* W$ JThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' . `4 U' e" v! I8 f, b% ?
3 f; d) i$ D6 c- G, qMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 7 s: o# w. G* f
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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0 S1 e( l q% |* C) H* TMale readers : Please scroll down.
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: r7 C! q" q( h6 B0 HThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. # \; w% ^! z' y f: R1 d# y/ ^: j
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: }; W1 A+ k6 M- |1 }2 \; W9 kLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show * W/ G. x8 ~& R5 D
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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