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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
1 m: B& R0 S- o: r* B: l+ i. RShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
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The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 6 Z% D- G& \: R& c2 u
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 7 _; h7 b( v( E* K4 q* H+ r6 w& t
: | |; v( K! @ f% Z5 l+ q8 MThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 8 j1 ^3 B" p4 [( T+ }. k8 K3 c. c, h
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. / y @9 K9 E$ W- }
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 6 G: j8 ~7 Q, `: Z! A& u0 }
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2 j- F2 O9 X/ zFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ' l$ |2 \. w3 s0 W8 r# k5 C
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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6 Z: p8 T2 T5 I. f$ eThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' / X) y8 i3 l6 n+ t' J2 g: _
( P4 R) @1 ?! G. MSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ; V9 F. H# C$ Y
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. # [' S Z% t# z% @! p
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Male readers : Please scroll down. $ d, ?, ~5 _0 M: h/ i+ q
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; ]3 _# h$ k4 V/ L8 d$ ^8 j1 h1 FThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife $ G+ u3 `4 d5 p0 N' { ~& V
" L% r9 q0 P# Z7 T3 j. e* A4 BMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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% |+ a# x8 C- R9 `3 XLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 4 f( i0 y0 z$ |+ H7 J; v) R9 e4 k
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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