Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
: d# {& r* i. ^( f  VThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

. r( r8 W) |6 ]# L/ rThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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9 g4 V3 S* L- o+ T: \The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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  @+ ^  O0 ~8 {7 c; i& Z. _, uThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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9 U$ h2 O) S. E( R% ]So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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( e- P. C8 C8 YFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

% O4 Z. p) O" A, i' `$ {The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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4 A4 m/ E  y% ~; c4 d$ E* V: V: ASo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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4 l( w: ^0 J% m) w8 u5 X, zThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

- V. a# g+ b& Z6 VMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.

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$ \8 U" M; J  Y; d! ?. ?# `Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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- O0 P8 R* _$ O: ?( o0 Y; h. |; H7 yPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

( B2 w9 F  U$ TVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.