Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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' J  }. o7 x' \! |8 |7 iFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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( B3 t7 P" o- I  ?* c* }The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

% V" R  W% w+ O) @$ J. TThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

0 U* j, h6 a' G. A8 NThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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9 S. A$ `, r2 a8 M- w, nSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

* w7 Y4 D1 o: ^/ JMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.

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$ U6 }3 W6 E' y0 g" L0 z. ~2 o4 ^+ \Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

8 z7 F8 o5 K- A8 B. K: ^PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.