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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' $ k2 b5 w$ V7 \0 W
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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+ ^! u" g! T, ^) x. |1 DWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' / D9 g7 J f2 y
8 R; r& N4 k6 l* _The woman said, 'That's okay.' . d! i# P0 a0 Q
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 3 W+ w3 d" h* o5 U" x3 X2 ~: z
@' Y) ~ q# y8 {( x0 {' M4 p; ]The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 6 B+ K3 ` O2 b4 ]
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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9 g0 d. r: `: g5 k2 c) wSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! ; }* B( S) N7 }( u3 h/ g
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. : y$ m, g5 p8 k, ^' t K3 Y$ N$ w. r
' H% A/ I/ ]; K4 GThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' $ E- F# g1 w5 g r
! s! I0 O% z- T3 P! O+ xThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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. x: W4 N. p' E: d8 y$ gSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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$ N0 }5 h; y1 fThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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, J. N/ @; Y; f/ g5 _Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 8 B; z. R/ i6 {7 c5 w1 X
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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# _' E/ C# f1 T/ nThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife " i0 y5 L3 V+ m. ?; T; L' G
! O: s: ^1 }: [) }: U+ CMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 0 _) r& T4 W/ W9 A4 d3 j
5 `3 d( m1 F% A% c% L5 i9 _* kPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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