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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a# V f6 K8 \- p# M
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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* [3 c1 m r( j0 L! L) w; ^The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
9 S/ y. A1 G* _The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.; e5 g) v# o6 e& {% M2 j# E
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" N! p: O7 k% [% w, c8 _: V The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
$ P" W% b' o4 x# }9 qThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'; r, U. O( l" }# R2 D5 ]& f
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies." M6 }8 C0 `( V0 `8 P a% y8 _7 S2 s$ |
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D4 a# o. d3 m'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 1 c) u3 M; M7 S) D, j3 H' [$ z
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