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& y: k/ g/ w. m4 r$ K5 U n* u; }A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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. S$ J) Z0 c* |5 vThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
6 `1 b! ]8 i8 g# \7 E$ I) \% Elittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
+ S, U" C- T2 M/ AThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.2 `+ ?( v5 S- S# ]
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y8 b5 L e" c+ h The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.7 g9 V( {; p; M0 u) X8 z8 i; N
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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4 h/ e4 C" @5 v$ q) h; `8 YThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'5 q+ N3 x8 u8 O
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$ l# g; e: H/ H" t( v'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.1 D4 B$ W& ]$ d: ]9 |
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4 j! Y5 C8 C$ }6 N8 c'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
5 c' c, k& B7 NWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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