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" y* L9 M7 l$ u! V$ aA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. R1 r+ f9 S# ~' H4 }
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
/ c$ g$ r3 B4 d& l% w2 hlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.0 X5 n. d" r# `7 }, y5 i
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
y" s9 N; M* |% @; X5 kThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
$ y( B6 Y! C v' zThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.) B7 ]* B; R# P0 I1 \: K
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' M8 Z( H4 n! M'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
7 D2 x% Y* k- x5 V( BWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'9 G( w, v$ M+ L9 I; {: I
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