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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.) a( z& V# E- _+ o8 X: G5 I' X/ H
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. l/ w# j ?* H. F& nThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
8 [* ~& d. N, P- t' ulittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.6 C# t1 D6 W( [' j5 \7 f9 k
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.0 W5 Q* T7 N/ ]4 o) _( K }
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: ?- Z1 p/ [% {: }The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
# K$ N# J& e+ e% q$ t; G. K3 PThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.! {$ m8 j( n! w. f
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
0 v- X3 k( `. LThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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9 n# {# S% h$ o- f; sThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'. l" o& D& r5 O. m5 L. a( O
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2 E+ }7 V" y' @- H'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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# O0 M) l; W+ m- \9 b7 D# n'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ) f, ?3 I ?7 g
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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