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: {& s8 z7 a" S1 lA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.% b8 u0 M- Y2 x" _7 h9 T, L
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
$ ] K' J6 l0 ]1 A' llittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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/ O6 ^: j5 ?( N) U7 V% tThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.0 e. k; h d# p, ~
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.* I% Q9 B% x u' z* A
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
9 i" Q7 t) z+ r1 u- EThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 9 S. I3 j( A( j0 e) ~$ u; D! p; \$ e
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'. A: {* C4 X3 |+ h! J$ Z/ x# n* {
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