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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.- u% N* c, y" e: {
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4 z" x! e2 k+ D% l' C1 B) TThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a' f! ~! P0 Z0 L$ _" A& E% A5 v; p0 o5 J
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.. b* T9 |: Y R; D
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.7 }0 a8 D- \* E0 e( G
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( O9 G; P* g/ J, {/ gThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
( n/ P- W, m/ r, JThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.! K* j" C4 E0 f5 g) V2 Z
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.4 Y, ~5 M1 q. C
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
7 T9 d* N5 I2 L7 q$ S5 VWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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