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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A- O9 `* z, m# O2 D0 D
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,- I/ O' v0 Q* v# [) Z* }1 ]2 G2 K
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( |/ ]6 y8 f8 t# J, s; C> HONEY,7 U- ~4 L6 A( c
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
- O1 b5 g, Y$ l8 Q5 ~> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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/ S4 n6 n& w+ W* w+ C> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,: u) Y$ g2 t% n9 d. O) y% \
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
; W: p& A. D0 j: t+ w! t> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE+ t0 h% @* ^ J0 p' [
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?, S. K1 R0 |; w* R5 b) y( O/ u
> I DON'T THINK SO.1 n; x; S, D& A: M% ~
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> FINE,9 r- K7 F$ X/ S2 H# v: o* P/ r
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0 Q" L( q5 }2 |2 W5 R8 O, _> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
" z; m( A+ `" C4 H% k) r$ `> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?9 _" x' N( @& T9 D. s8 d. ^* j
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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" J" J* z4 q, U: \> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
* ]( C0 C2 w9 v" v> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
8 f) R% b# A5 j4 a$ T( B> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
5 ^( y/ G/ ~- N+ ?5 w$ z4 g> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
' ]4 F4 M' N2 G5 {; D$ F, p> I DON'T THINK SO
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6 O" u! i/ r9 `1 d0 f> FINE, SHE SAYS
6 m. m% S# ^7 _* P; u: i> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
( R" G- P1 o% z7 k8 ]4 G> TO THE FRONT DOOR?5 E* k# q8 `9 M! {$ c
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK+ k# s/ f: B0 f4 W( ]+ S+ `* i
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9 n) X2 K* m6 S5 A' Z> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
' A" W* F% U( g9 @- V8 R( S> WANT TO FIX STEPS
* e& g* H% ]2 ~6 y> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE; Z5 H! N* K m- K
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
- Y* a' U, ]. H0 Q% {> I DON'T THINK SO
6 P. ^. C* @% ]' J0 x; K> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
g" N! k0 n; }7 D' b# L+ A6 v> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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: a( T7 j* u! Y! E> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A5 n1 }4 N t1 z
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................- m+ y8 J$ w5 H. {$ Z. u' `
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, F' w/ T7 Q1 i- o Y5 F> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
8 R- u9 ?- t8 A* P3 M/ H> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES' x) n7 @! i* q. w. m
> TO GO HOME% h# `! Z8 C( }) T( m* Q
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5 d3 P0 H% U) M I$ P> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES' n* T5 r, {$ M x7 W
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. u6 H e; X+ H, H& U
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
7 ]' `8 r+ r7 l5 s0 h) Q( D> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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- Q1 @5 G4 U- d# p8 S1 h( F% ?> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES4 K% |* G6 L/ R6 _! w" o3 `
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
4 \ G3 J4 t7 w+ x- M> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT- k3 R; F/ D8 Z1 q) n: @ P* u
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.7 N7 k( D) S: {! j
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7 ]0 }8 w$ _1 B) Q9 K" d> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME, n, k3 W& Y: J! m/ J
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND# ~' V# |. A1 T1 E0 y
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
+ Z5 K) ?! S& E8 |> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.& ^! Z9 [# t2 }) H" B
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E# d g" j8 y> HE SAID,) u. f& y9 @( V' Z$ l7 Y4 ]
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,; I' C, Z& U0 m
> HELLOOOOO..* S. B4 c8 m7 ? O9 l3 C+ C7 a
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
8 `1 P* ~; S8 y9 B> ON MY FOREHEAD?
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