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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY," v* E- K1 {" Q7 l4 D
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
9 t" v7 b1 _) W* i/ G> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.& [2 x$ ]/ t3 U: [/ J, t. e" Y
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& @1 O- P3 [ n> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
% O+ H) s) S0 n6 e$ ^, m> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
7 a) X5 H' I( X# r# }0 {> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
$ a* s6 Q/ m% C! r }) A> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?, G9 k2 _+ T7 J2 N- r$ K4 ]
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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, x! Y8 C" K1 A2 ^9 D" Z) q; X> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,2 e% ]$ h" H* A. k9 ~
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?" M" v) x) v; R& W0 L" @
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
, K, @. x8 ^: f5 J& \> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ f! X+ S& ?* K: L s3 w4 ^> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS1 G) m/ D/ o) i1 d/ q
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS k6 J9 `; T3 l( r* }3 u+ b
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?- O) |$ C1 R' y, _
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK& g" h d7 b, f2 M$ [* }# c/ z
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T6 U7 e* F& C1 R
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
5 T5 Z6 z3 _0 V> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE) _$ G9 ]7 j- h+ ^- q a W) s" h2 h
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?5 B, Q4 ?0 S# }6 h! H4 N8 `$ }' L
> I DON'T THINK SO
* Q5 {. F' k* q6 c7 g3 k+ P0 i> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.2 f K* Y9 k! B5 ]# ?9 f5 Q$ g
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!$ X1 `' m& R$ P0 r
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5 ~" ]# S' y3 x4 M2 K> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A' E; `- Z0 z1 A+ v$ P+ U+ F
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW0 v8 _# l& C8 ?7 ~! I" n* p
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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! b- Y9 q7 ^( ?# z> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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1 E8 _2 o; e+ \5 @ L. n> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
( y% x0 Y2 S" j0 W, i4 z5 B" Z> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING9 k9 P. `; c8 I/ q7 H
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES% O% z' X- c, ?6 S4 }
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. w( k6 \$ k3 y& d
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
/ z& p) y8 S: I> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT+ o" R& u# _4 |: l1 S5 o" C X
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
8 x1 [! r2 d. I& R/ q B> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER8 q1 A# i) f+ w) ^! Q& S" c
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
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> HELLOOOOO..
* y2 z+ A- F2 ~1 T0 A/ @> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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