Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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: v/ e" y( j' C  Y> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
, U" N* z) m9 u2 i> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
+ G! _, y' ~% C8 F> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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. M" p9 r. F+ y  E> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE,
>
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
  r9 n* `8 ]: Q> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
3 C5 b; F* l3 s9 \6 T, k> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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+ D1 P; E6 H# {; A# C. H$ G0 W> FINE, SHE SAYS
5 m, Y' F* y- \4 b2 Y> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
; z5 r5 f, w* Z! D; ]) V> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
1 ^! D6 ^9 W( @+ b4 |$ i  z> WANT TO FIX STEPS
+ W/ m2 J# P! y0 j( o" L> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
/ {4 K- ^* i9 ~4 u# X> I DON'T THINK SO
9 G5 Y& q: K( ?) v+ _> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
3 S! @, b+ @& t$ @4 S4 c> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
3 ]2 ~3 R- b6 H$ S" e: ?. H> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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+ u& F+ |( S7 O$ ^  o& ]# ]> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
& q8 [/ M# O9 ~7 A* I> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
: E6 I5 \: P' U6 q) M> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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+ @4 n% l+ ~# T  N> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
1 C) I+ z4 H' g> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
% ~7 F+ E* A7 _9 M> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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8 l) G6 q8 I0 |. k" m+ s3 }> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
4 s0 M6 l( a9 n8 ^' |7 [> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.