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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 h9 e7 O8 F& D4 y: C' C" F5 yI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
% K* ^* @) D7 @$ ?) P$ U! aThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 m0 s( ^% M; W3 tWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ |7 V' S- q; g, u: @) ^
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for' U6 V" l4 m8 ], Y. H+ E' g
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
# M8 N; H; Y, M0 E2 g8 ^words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.1 n* P4 ~6 O/ o& v+ t
There are some people that are not into all the words." S8 H0 R3 s Y' b' i+ F* R \( }
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
! d0 y+ K' j' D. y% P- t4 ?There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7. G) \. P" V G" a
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
/ M q: n$ n( K5 m8 h7 a. I8 l6 ~6 x399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
# J5 m/ [& @5 U& H$ ^, Kto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 S1 d( Y/ v3 }Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% Q+ \" ?& e; v9 y0 h. h; \5 U$ U
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# [8 T# S0 F: n5 R! }# ?and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 c# l- c$ [; N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
( n3 o; O* h. g8 e! m4 q; TThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
3 q: t; ]9 d4 Z' n q- Mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.2 V- I8 A; i6 P7 b4 h; E% r
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 u, `5 ]+ x8 @4 VWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ a2 c+ T6 F# V3 Zsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,8 d. [2 _4 g3 o: X$ T
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
6 U3 O0 {% T0 x9 B8 p& x) ]snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist1 a& t- g! v* V- f
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
+ K+ t! c7 Z2 o1 z$ x4 _- `Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just1 Y- L/ O! @9 x$ P: N2 K3 t
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
7 c" I- D8 F+ _. W: w8 t! C3 G& snot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* s( _ B J. _9 z
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* _* A; W( V5 E3 R
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
q6 Q' d1 y/ p+ G! g. u5 Jsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# @0 |3 ^7 w. ^. \7 |, y
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
* B/ a% X1 f8 y5 z8 Rthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
B$ G. X& P' c7 _2 yI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend! M) r; X5 Z1 S+ P6 k0 e
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! u# R, ~( w/ I u/ f5 K8 z
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
) Z% p0 A" C" s2 d" q* P, g! o. `8 JIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the' f1 a+ S- U1 v
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
. e& Z" e7 A9 N) w( z0 ~' Qtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
# C% `- u) N3 R/ c# A3 I' y$ M# RPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
8 T' A/ V( p+ M! U0 f0 \6 Lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' v* w3 i q0 J3 A$ F. [
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such! W/ u+ Z/ o$ r7 x% @/ ?
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."0 Y8 I9 L( P8 M# O) [. A3 D1 n
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& s2 i% e0 Y9 W9 |% Eaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think- I0 M! c+ w# h( ~; f( [" o# F1 O1 V
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very2 I& Z L2 O- }9 Z. v; R
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to2 q. Y9 M; m# b% ?
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,2 T" n+ l! V( r/ F8 f5 U, }8 u( K4 L, [
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% u4 @$ }# |$ D1 Mthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
, F$ P. G$ V" Ka great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
% I+ r* Z) a8 J+ C! ` bI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( \" c6 {7 o# u- X$ y0 Z" F0 J1 Y2 ^
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
' r2 g; p& r$ SSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
P+ |# r4 h6 R5 G3 U3 u# [So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.+ n+ `+ r/ Z c; m) a& t
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
9 W, s1 C% X. d, Qcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even0 F+ L# X e- I3 j, S5 S
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
0 C5 W/ I' C9 Z9 `" r; ?2 ~0 Kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
- ?2 }! Z1 N. ^& B4 e6 {7 h1 D9 S, h3 i7 _But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
5 E. w8 M" c# k3 ^ a+ v, B+ `, w4 MRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock0 \( C+ A0 }7 t! H8 M" P& y# ?5 Q r+ A
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, I6 p; s' w+ L2 W2 G
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for- U) S( h0 d0 O2 c
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't5 I2 i' O7 E4 `* b. x9 Y3 s+ D
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding# `9 |5 @: O8 a
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' i0 U! C9 d6 d5 O, y2 y, `goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
) g2 S, o% ^9 p) K" ecan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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