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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
& a* [/ \ U" h K G/ M3 s! QI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.% G/ X5 t5 H9 e; x0 i: ?
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.0 K9 f Q3 ]" L8 ]2 s2 p
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. t d+ X6 [; p
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
" r0 Y9 z5 W: B) X$ H% w" Hthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same, o9 w' V0 ]: ^1 L/ q' G
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.' ^8 Y1 z Y" n
There are some people that are not into all the words.# ?7 D/ M2 O/ O P% G6 r& x# D: f' V
There are some that would have you not use certain words.2 ` ?) \. B+ n- L# L- x1 J
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
: H2 ]/ b9 u5 `5 i& A4 _" iof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 j; a/ ?! |- I( j: E
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous1 E+ @! g! V: F0 I! M. e p- C/ l* n
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,0 a: c2 i; o) E1 R
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?/ m9 @% C' C0 H; Y. l8 X- E
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,0 `/ e& {$ }+ l- S0 I
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
$ G g" Y, X7 c"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! q# B: f' T; ?( j1 p5 V3 ]: d! bThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
1 s) X$ Y, s ] E/ fcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
Q9 }! w- ]. y8 [! l) f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 F$ s( z: v; Z5 ~8 c! D5 w& \
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
0 @, [1 f- T0 {1 b/ B6 |* isounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,) V# c! C& x7 l! @% y8 }9 N5 u- F% O
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
* O' Z2 H8 q$ Z- Esnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist* v+ j9 [9 i8 G+ [# w! H- I6 S
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" S* g9 E! k4 sPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just3 @0 l9 ]% }1 @- {
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ L: l- T& P* C7 c1 C- _
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 d t2 N" ~ K$ ?5 u( ybut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ z2 A: E7 }4 E: Y3 H
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why/ _) k) h' ?* z, H8 a d( v
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
5 {* b* O. f" [& q, a; U* q& KMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
$ f. J$ F3 ^. Z8 Zthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 U, d2 a& w7 oI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
1 e3 p4 ^# _5 D3 r/ awith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
|8 u% Q/ {/ O a& Ryou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
7 d; y# k- \# D9 |It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the7 {- W' _, p# T- j
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
$ F4 s# t2 e/ D x0 itogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
, Z1 [! L" `# O' i$ C3 FPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were5 C2 n/ ^$ p! U; t0 f5 G
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) s* N$ V( a3 Ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
. s! ~) w; n s- l7 g4 Ostupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", ~- i5 J2 W; @
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 ~6 w7 ]- X3 w
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think% `4 _7 O/ w& ]+ l9 | @. s- j
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very, R1 H2 G: @$ _5 |% d
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' H. c: N& S+ P5 ?9 d6 g) _# {$ b: ehurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
1 l$ y/ F( T" r# b% x5 J) p"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love; c" |. k, x( u& f+ }8 [/ Y
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ M0 w7 X. d9 f9 c! K3 h0 @7 l6 E! o
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
: S* u: I- c7 oI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( O; z; U6 T/ f% @; b! |
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,$ J: m6 m0 l# G% e8 m8 v
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 ?1 j8 m1 W a9 Y8 b- _" xSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.& A! t) G# g' ^0 b% R$ g6 ~
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
$ k5 H* t8 N" m: ]# c7 C* X/ U& tcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 e" }" y2 x. c. u& mclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
. h, J' o8 V, `! p+ Eand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.) z. W. M) C, n0 ~
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.$ r1 s6 N; A- o' C# [
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- K$ g9 |. T% a$ e/ ~6 ?7 j! tCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in( B, n" n& P X' \# D* i8 d% Y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for6 C( Z n" @( f. w' |) Z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
: e% ^( J& U; H4 l# Isay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; M9 z# ] H3 r* Y- F1 _
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
" h' q8 W$ I& Bgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You7 n' y; p$ X$ w9 t
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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