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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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% E+ J9 [6 v: o, jI love words. I thank you for hearing my words. N3 @* Y6 H' V- |- m
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.1 M4 i$ Z9 |2 d, E9 d
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 @6 V: P- f4 y. K3 y, C1 _0 w
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid., K2 [+ _. }$ S% l8 Y! k2 c4 r
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for0 D( ?/ ]# }3 ?% b# E: ~* a
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
! `! ?- A D% t& X9 p. n% Ewords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.* \6 n% s0 i) t( s* o [; ~6 `
There are some people that are not into all the words.
8 u* o* ^! y/ k' S; H! vThere are some that would have you not use certain words.$ G! d$ X: O9 u& G
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7: l! ^8 t7 F q4 K q5 Y! M0 Q
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" g' N$ Z' }& ^, r! |% ?1 {399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
4 D3 O A! a3 {7 Cto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
1 j) B* y6 C/ [) l. g- mBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?$ l7 }$ J9 `3 U2 {) U" v
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. J/ T# x6 W1 C9 Hand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
0 m8 @2 V' O% t. t) P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" Q; x2 x7 G& h+ rThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ w# t- J" N$ }9 w
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.6 O* H6 L+ F* u0 V! u' C
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 k3 i2 L' e: t4 |- t5 ?, IWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
' H2 @' d& p/ M8 T% @sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,8 z8 s. N8 ?2 O7 v1 S: ^# u
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
( t' H l9 Q2 Z8 J5 t/ p) Rsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist8 D+ x$ `0 V5 |7 A! K& `) T
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
+ T8 q& j/ }& v- LPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 f/ S: v' |* G7 ~# t% V0 ?
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 u1 a2 }6 A8 s1 [. Rnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,4 ]& _$ Z6 g2 I# h' G5 ^
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
3 A0 y* k2 ~& n* T0 Rcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
: X- A, d5 K9 L: d7 K; I9 N- ]some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and3 a* |' {% E0 D5 A" j
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
( k4 i$ A2 P3 T0 v7 U {there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling." M3 z) A% z; u) s- m
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
9 y4 u' N4 N8 Ywith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at2 W$ t0 a- f! h e
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."8 i3 Z% W) F3 I+ k! q2 [; J
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
8 n M- m+ a! e2 b6 ~other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go/ \% S* G2 v- C
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that( z$ w# }8 j+ z. S# F
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were2 G3 F0 q1 F; Q
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
. p. Z# ]: P5 E4 V3 L, \ J# ydon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such' {5 }$ z5 |4 s; y+ E3 N' d9 {
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& f+ h5 W- F* Q, F) R% }1 I+ o1 h
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more% P$ q9 q$ [& ?8 S
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think2 l! G, s) ^# d% k
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very# h: {5 X2 D2 Z% \0 H# I& j+ {7 q; {
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* e5 l8 ]* Q; ~/ W
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,* ~* x! {7 h! Q" {, R% R! W
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% S5 T. d& \: ?0 q, v; |) l" K$ Nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 M& h/ _& N1 B n
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
5 C5 z+ k2 c$ LI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ n5 _4 X) N9 E8 Gthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
7 ^! o% L. Z0 }% Q8 pSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."* h5 b3 t8 R, l; [5 O: M
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 ?' y! h6 i* ~& `) tI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ T6 { v' K3 _8 t& Z, tcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even6 g! `6 v' Z; q5 l$ E! k" z
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. I6 g. K" t+ s$ i. x$ X U! a
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
# k! S% s0 V) x1 i ABut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
! M! ?" P4 N0 E: e# hRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock6 o- X3 L' `* r& f
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in" f' h( l/ Z4 E
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( G% ]2 D9 M2 @Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ ~5 r9 p) c9 a( v! y( }' Q J b6 msay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
N2 X7 }: M9 l2 Y9 d/ \them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that5 }" \9 {4 q' l0 O9 D/ R) J
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You, e9 K9 q' s8 o9 D: _5 ^8 p4 F
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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