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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 y+ V/ q% f$ ^1 F& Y$ P- k( m
/ T4 f# b3 l. v8 s: k, _. n3 @+ rI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.8 d+ t8 U4 U5 }# W) x# b
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
5 F; f1 z. f* _+ ` |- p" FThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 Y$ }4 g( N& ^% B, i4 iWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
8 D; L$ D- y' d5 l8 y2 v: i9 u- ?then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
( A2 P% R y: P2 T) Fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
' ?0 O5 k0 m3 J1 k$ Dwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.8 k: y6 c4 k1 {: y
There are some people that are not into all the words.0 B1 _% h4 h O z( z. o5 P
There are some that would have you not use certain words.0 y D d! X" v8 b: { N/ `
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 75 w9 X5 b/ F% g3 h. `
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
8 Z6 N% f z0 R0 r$ W, m4 o399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous7 T3 p) Y1 l) p0 T9 ^( x1 ^+ s
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( f. Q7 ]+ ~9 P; d# M& H, m
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) l1 }) K) ?# m ^8 ^. s3 C
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,4 }& @. [, b) c, ?9 ]; Z
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 |. b' T, g c7 t; q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 J# Z& N5 d/ v8 k5 x& r8 f# HThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,; p, V0 E& u. p6 ~' f. \
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.! q3 q# |- E$ b0 }3 t& F, X9 }
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 _1 e7 m, x* y; L7 s: b( nWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly+ ^. F g5 P# I, \$ _+ G7 f1 X8 M, P4 X
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, L* p2 m6 r* {" a2 t
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a' k) `( C! Y4 J8 I$ c2 p. G
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist: R' G+ z8 z7 S2 f( L
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,& G$ u0 G; W, h# `
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
+ t- {5 G* U# X- q$ uOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does0 ?: r1 @# Y9 u Z/ J" H
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. C5 r7 H- x1 R7 s* L" @
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not1 Q; o0 M8 d7 ^
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why% ^! f. t, B* k( n
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and& p; ?& g$ H& a; H+ c3 v
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on8 o( }8 \ `& X; @
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
1 S! W3 l! r% A" `* Y, d: JI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 f7 O) F9 F$ v( H, Rwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 X! s/ Z! V) j$ i0 O
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."/ G; f( p% q& [2 H" H4 j6 z& G* j" |
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
) o8 S' W* V1 o3 E0 _7 H0 [other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go2 s) j+ p2 J0 ~: t: M
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
* z3 R- D' z4 \8 \8 ^Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
z" m1 D* q% v! Ucertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% I/ j" q. V3 ^9 x! m
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, P8 L4 D! o6 p7 \/ vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", a* Z2 S j1 U9 ^/ O0 F) H7 y) Y0 u) S3 X. P
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
$ D: e6 U0 i/ s; f `accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
3 T X1 [' f2 Y. L3 dit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
' |. i9 G0 I* fimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% `% A% B$ \' N+ |
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,; D6 T- j, D0 _0 b3 k: S9 V9 C
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love/ H* G% Y" P( Y0 L- e; @
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ ]2 u0 }5 h) |8 n3 `4 ha great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" _0 [4 @5 e0 y$ }+ f( M
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
4 N! `5 L9 z6 c1 r' qthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,7 [' U7 W. y( ~" @; v
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."& S8 l$ u% h& r S' k
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 m5 A$ w2 _: [* Q* J: y0 u$ W, EI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
" G1 y& Q2 z( z4 zcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' Q, e. Y1 U( _1 Z1 Gclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 d0 p; \- ?% o/ ]: S6 x, K/ h6 s# }and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out." S# L4 L' m* `" }, b |
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
: P) }( o9 a- ~6 A K# M$ ARemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock: I7 d3 B ?2 ?7 ~5 h0 h
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
; ~! [ i+ z1 ]the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" n+ d+ u1 H: }- DKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't, [" l) h. w/ F6 ~. p: i
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
8 M. S1 B5 B+ m9 K8 B. }- [+ ~them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
8 }0 ]: `; }# h* Egoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
# V9 i$ k4 z/ o4 v* ~! g! ycan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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