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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 h1 _; l6 }1 Q3 G$ Y6 C& z* sI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( |: V6 u9 e# a+ I2 s; F' Q5 S
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.. p9 ^% I3 W0 A' ] D/ G3 Z: X. `9 r3 N
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( y N, k! W$ r
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid." X8 v+ m4 \- N5 C! p# h N
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for3 s' {) I7 _6 m2 z$ w. H& A
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
5 ~2 W ]% ~2 Xwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them./ R& @3 P0 C. V ^( l- m
There are some people that are not into all the words.
2 A6 N% F+ a5 ]There are some that would have you not use certain words.0 }+ R! i% {8 |3 j+ w6 U
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
: A, z+ ?" ^3 z* d2 y& k3 J$ sof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 } B, F: L1 Q0 J; A
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 N* h) o9 C7 W5 m6 S
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! e9 P ?8 _: n: q2 q9 v$ k+ L0 }Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- N1 r- V0 j7 Z( @2 R
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,/ ]% j0 O$ t5 U$ F) g* c" U2 z
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?/ N/ \" l0 ?. L A- ^% s
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 o, a, X) R+ y/ _
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
9 v( O# d/ J% \9 H2 D2 u% [; Q( E* I' kcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. W9 V8 k. S' }
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"8 m$ |0 F/ [: _. f; m) n6 m; D
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly3 l" \! z# M4 o- A" b; ~
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,3 Y+ _2 t2 V5 S2 ?% Z& \& {
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a6 ]. y$ w& ^: f# c2 [
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist! z3 U; |: m' {9 U% i
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 Q ~8 x' e, ~: p- ^. dPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just4 Y) m6 z6 c5 d5 I0 q) ]
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 R- O1 L/ \. v$ |not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,- K: l* q& C% O* ?
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% {, B9 d6 k( u/ W+ z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
; m0 G/ C3 P% c. [1 K6 p. ^some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and! Z( u9 C0 m9 K
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on+ p F z+ F6 N( p
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.* {1 h! {2 w# R0 f1 y8 M7 M( D7 @: }
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ v7 V/ t; D0 d' ~0 M
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at4 H+ f* O# G0 n& T+ {
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
7 i( X$ N. m: f) FIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
4 `4 D' e6 D# E* h4 I$ Dother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
! v: f# z& }8 q2 u/ X1 ?together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that7 p9 Y* S0 |0 x- U7 J
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
1 |! z2 \+ E& E {' I& R7 T- @: ocertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I" ^; D+ l1 P; f0 l
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such4 f9 `% j4 e9 K
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." h3 i4 u) o( Y; i
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
1 i N* T! }( G8 M' X- Naccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think& | H9 h5 [, ~! ^6 \3 ^% F/ n
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very# U/ y0 a& o- Q
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* z8 T4 l( c) L- V) p
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
# b! v" [8 w7 K"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
1 P& u5 k! v6 I9 o0 h# L& t7 t) _" zthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
1 `. |$ }7 ]1 la great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
& Y L7 Q6 [& V. M4 H( dI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for! D7 l; R0 r' q
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
, W0 k5 C& I; {% WSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."$ _9 S; r* R3 e2 k9 d1 M
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
/ q" z h5 t2 j) r9 eI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" E& D b5 |/ B1 _# |( k C; x
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 y' s! f2 ^; n; h; F; E/ Fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( W% C$ ?2 B [" Y! Band Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
( G1 p( X6 m( z/ R. F# v) |But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.* c$ X S+ X- [0 n3 S- s7 o4 @$ T' `
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
5 ]; T: X0 k1 X6 N9 U0 i qCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
e8 y4 G5 ~; H! T# w, O) l' @1 ]the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
) @+ v# y0 k6 GKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
1 i( B0 c a! U- G7 D) P5 J0 Dsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* X+ l/ R3 K' P0 b! E% Jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that8 S& I! W6 [# M
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% d* F0 y3 Q+ c" T2 e( mcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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