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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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) o* k5 o+ ~7 P* SI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
7 v/ l; g) g) w) o" J& c' @I want to tell you something about words that I think is important." T. C' f% t7 `2 @- }; r! N
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.3 n" l. B/ ?) o2 ?" x1 S1 Z
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.. T$ N( m: f' \$ Q; _# e; ~
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
: d R3 _6 f( z8 gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same, d3 c( D& B8 A" {
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., o) B- S& P# M6 N6 r3 c
There are some people that are not into all the words.
( s, ?4 q9 h! q2 G& _There are some that would have you not use certain words.( H: r6 o) a' R* E: w% J# B
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 78 t- B; Q. [1 q) b% N
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
s9 d% {* @3 k9 o7 k- ]399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 \7 l3 r ?% } L9 mto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,. A. [6 Z/ i! u0 _* I, h# Y7 _( ]
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 Q; |* n& p- f; Y8 @"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,: W- [8 [5 m. a# L. L
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 A/ I5 _" B3 h: q"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 e* m8 d9 i5 J) ]. |0 K
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
. O' M+ j2 F6 `) K2 B9 Y, J) Bcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ W5 D6 Y1 q) t/ r& {
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 N" c* H# P, t( b
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% ]* s: M! S# l7 [
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 o7 a$ ~4 `$ t+ t. V
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 @4 q z4 l# r& x! ysnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 e; L' x! F$ \8 a. f8 S Y* asnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
) U6 t" ~# @! c# xPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
% G& k ~3 e4 iOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 q( P- G& P0 ?/ D" I
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,) g9 x; C H* H. ^/ A7 k
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
; j8 C* @. g5 z- R# R; `4 G1 Y8 a, ycompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why R8 P$ ~( M6 S- |: U0 x
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
) Q b, p6 J& uMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
& U# E1 B& q( uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
! Q# G- c0 c4 h; g% {# JI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
S2 i: c! J( Q& A* Fwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at, _- N5 R$ G2 U4 }% g. v5 b
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 ~/ Z$ W6 J0 a+ `3 ~It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ `0 V- Q. w/ P7 J+ U+ H4 Z% d$ N% \other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 W. I' I' e9 O S0 j$ I
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that W1 r' p* t: r6 |3 Y( g8 D3 x
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were* E' W% C& g8 s# j) s6 c3 a9 y6 {
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
* h, ?# Z$ s- H& M0 C; odon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such& B. f. \. V) D5 W8 C9 g9 J
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 e* Z7 c) q8 L) V0 ]! C; O- O( T
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: U1 Y! I+ S l0 I( T9 R. w3 uaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think! H) f, ]0 I3 T, J) d
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very, H$ s9 O% S4 K. H' m
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
% Y5 k8 i% I0 ]& N& _9 xhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,% W/ X0 g2 w6 i% q0 i5 i% H
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love. D" p) u9 V( K4 h+ U# k
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
% r1 t1 C2 U; i0 R% w$ [5 \a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 Q0 x- A. D k
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
7 ^5 B) j5 ~2 _9 A) x5 c6 gthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,( U+ A' A* P# A2 g" w! C! ?
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."1 L0 O- w" k' @1 E: K4 I, w0 m
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
4 }: w' ]' g0 }/ BI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any6 ~; x8 b3 N& s4 I/ B* r5 X2 @
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even4 Q% X; @; K7 n. {8 R) Q
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 n: ^% d/ r' r% ]) {and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 ]( i+ K5 x7 A( `
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.7 @& ~9 a7 Y( V9 b' v
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock7 O: T) L0 a, u
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" z2 O4 d& x. G; Y, N" l5 X( ithe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
) l, g5 A, h8 Z) TKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ E7 Q# c1 `: A
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 n, \! N& }9 [! S2 l1 l. B; H* uthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that" B5 E/ S+ s% H! n, \7 U5 W
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You' q$ |" b& x" W
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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