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MY NEXT LIFE
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1 a2 d# d! r) f# h9 H5 HI want to live my0 ]6 ]% w0 D. \0 j; r! J: h
next life backwards!1 {' s C w) u# y
" y4 Y9 B) M& }3 k4 L+ c9 yYou start out dead and get that out of the# L1 U: \% E* P8 t9 m
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
6 e, t/ x) p1 \2 V% Gfeeling better every day. N, k# k( Q# G+ s$ [
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When you are kicked out of the home% S3 ^8 G6 v. f7 t7 B! b7 U2 U" r
for being too healthy, you spend6 F. ~) D8 K( b# k9 n8 k6 J
several years enjoying your7 }5 t& P, o4 ^5 \
retirement and collecting benefit checks.$ d0 y4 S7 \- N6 I
' V( T$ ~( Z( n* j7 S3 mWhen you start work,0 B) E. a5 ~6 h V
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or( n4 J7 Q# u' A5 o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon ], E4 }' Z( P
you're too young to6 S) g5 x$ n5 @; p8 d
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," e* a# Q; ~" q* g' g8 q
and party.! H+ L5 x( {) D' D0 E
4 F: H+ r9 g: b( b, p' Q8 T5 tAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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E0 l ?; C/ c0 ?: ?0 X5 V6 OYou go to elementary school, play, and have no- \8 n7 I0 z; B
responsibilities.0 x. q8 \ _. o3 l& g! F
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ L7 a4 \5 B, s4 Q8 z* U& Feveryone runs themselves ragged
, ^* m! L$ |" K/ gkeeping you happy.: A1 J5 c, n8 A
1 R1 J- p. R: H4 ]2 |7 Q eYou spend
$ w2 Y3 x& Q- c! }1 }$ |your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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9 X: L. r# p. w: v: cUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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