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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my' y$ p. T- k, P) D: H) n: l) N. i6 P
next life backwards!, i( Z% k/ J9 ?+ `4 x8 I( X
/ O& f# Y0 R" d- }You start out dead and get that out of the3 n1 F8 }% Z0 I$ g7 K/ z: X! h9 ?/ D
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home& i1 J2 R7 [/ n5 b. s& M
for being too healthy, you spend; b" \! O# {+ V
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,2 j% N1 n" O" P( \' N7 S9 `
you get a gold watch on your first day.9 ?- O( S# @7 d4 D0 X" a& u
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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9 Q" K6 Z1 A1 r2 O% u' J! u* Y3 yAs you get even younger, you become a kid9 j6 f/ m- m( \& K
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no4 p5 l# w& k" w' V8 g" B: K: a4 [; B
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on" r/ K5 f) c1 L7 ]% ~( |3 C
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4 b& G+ { H! N' AUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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