MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

# H0 w" U) I0 P- L6 x* aI want to live my
next life backwards!

0 W3 }; w( G1 |9 U. H( D# _/ e; I  f' TYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
  M! \5 P" b; R, p8 Q+ C# yfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
9 B1 x7 J4 R$ ~) X$ s" Jfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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' u8 F/ x. P5 i$ pWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

* L4 |/ G/ W  sYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
' y/ N, q- m9 g+ n( iyou're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
1 M+ `: d1 A' p% @) a$ m+ Cand party.

$ H4 {2 I& g" m3 OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

" u8 ]6 j8 N( y4 i4 A% CYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
; f& v7 V8 U' Z3 G& A1 J9 _3 presponsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
' i" o" Z, e% Beveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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% |' ?3 h+ H5 G+ yYou spend
$ `- y; T( E$ c; A" ~your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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' N1 R7 A( T7 j# N2 cUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

9 s/ q! u1 t' k, ^, }# V, gI rest
" l5 C' H8 W8 ]% Qmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!