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MY NEXT LIFE+ H( _" O& e1 U7 H8 r7 ]
" ^) O6 p, b; Y+ E+ p- Z& yI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or( d; X7 [- ^. r1 K9 o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon S, C c6 o, \* s% K4 {6 e
you're too young to
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$ }* D8 B. u, ~So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,/ d, f. K4 U }; F6 ^
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid$ [- c5 c/ m6 Y- A; ^
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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& @$ j% l7 F7 W- \, T! mIn a few years, you become a baby and
0 F! ~. W0 O% O O" teveryone runs themselves ragged4 K$ s6 V+ N* n4 w2 q) q
keeping you happy.
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C8 q: X' A2 u( L: wYou spend
$ o, y7 h. x; D m, Q pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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& z, `8 {, J- a' t) }3 g+ e- Zcon ditions: central heating, room service on- S" [6 n6 ^7 b( j
tap.
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( Q# m7 l, d h g# P0 B7 O9 Q" }4 Y+ e5 KUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; O) [% L7 M, K$ d! s! ^
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I rest
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