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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
3 v/ ^; s' G$ S, Wnext life backwards!
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; \/ J# O  E) ~5 ]( SYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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) T: t# t  U1 XWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your# g. W' F% w+ t5 N: S
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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: J2 C- s$ {/ j7 v/ L* }5 OWhen you start work,6 Z1 f" N8 C* E) p+ E
you get a gold watch on your first day.+ F+ _) w2 F7 L# ^) c& {  f

5 }2 i$ |; B: }6 v4 V% Q; i1 }You work 40 years or9 ~: Q2 r& M( V& h
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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6 I, q) c1 V4 ]0 [1 Z% SSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ R2 ^8 k6 ~7 j- `
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 a- R( |4 `0 U) R( g% c2 [
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no4 N$ q5 o$ k) w' P  h3 @4 _
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* a# [: U2 m3 c6 O
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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