MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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/ ?1 m2 r2 O, ]8 i) sI want to live my
next life backwards!

' V4 S5 |8 q, t+ |! nYou start out dead and get that out of the
: g$ b  {6 h. J: |1 t( z2 Lway right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
- V/ W. L5 o9 {0 i, v7 wseveral years enjoying your
% k4 b* F. t! c, X9 @retirement and collecting benefit checks.

6 o/ `( w" L0 F  ^& ^When you start work,
" ]4 D, I* z. x) a0 Qyou get a gold watch on your first day.

& J5 t. j1 b* p. fYou work 40 years or
4 t8 t9 o  v' \5 g7 ^/ R: fso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
" [9 e* X. l9 t9 _you're too young to
work.
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  |. a- r, H7 q, A4 B( s7 vSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
( I! f) T; x, |( qand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
- O/ }7 u: B0 h3 X+ q. a0 Eagain.
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+ j+ z6 u4 L8 u8 m6 x5 R- A* L( qYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

! T1 G* c2 S  F" XYou spend
) M+ D0 s! S  V8 x8 Nyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
& _3 G, t, M+ h& fcon ditions: central heating, room service on
" C: ?* ~' g4 C' A( Z! {tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!