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MY NEXT LIFE; U9 e5 C& g$ S# }2 ?0 S
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I want to live my' G. Q/ s* C& S6 S
next life backwards!6 j p, G; J4 }- j2 I) e( w7 H% p2 I
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You start out dead and get that out of the. b4 x9 o- K/ C6 @, \, p9 U1 r
way right off the bat.: M; |$ P+ N ?" `: e" V3 y* |( {
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home# G4 u- S( X* T# x
feeling better every day.
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. s) ~# [5 a+ h% Q' Q5 DWhen you are kicked out of the home3 U4 U/ M5 K$ r5 D# O
for being too healthy, you spend4 a( [' ]! [, O+ p J1 q5 G1 Z
several years enjoying your
! n& h9 D# b5 z9 b. Tretirement and collecting benefit checks.% n8 U1 T- Z# I1 A% a
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When you start work,9 ^# D' q: U& t; L- {6 |: p
you get a gold watch on your first day.( r! x" m( |9 m1 c
2 _+ P% K: ]4 _0 C) ~5 {You work 40 years or
6 u7 W, ?9 r$ V/ ~( o9 Wso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) B! A9 w: ~9 E/ w" ?! Ryou're too young to+ T* k& K5 |3 k! B& I) O9 t
work. B& O( y4 f# O. e2 U9 ~6 W
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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1 D* F, B1 { OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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8 t% R; P4 T1 ~, z" Z" ?You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ q* I/ F6 A+ t I
responsibilities.3 l5 O/ E1 \" @+ W3 ?2 C
' A% n0 ^# d$ v( E( S3 n, |( A; wIn a few years, you become a baby and5 j* [9 R( ~7 a9 c, ~
everyone runs themselves ragged
! [: x/ ]+ m# L# E9 p% pkeeping you happy.
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You spend
6 n$ S4 O' N1 E- X3 P( cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on; s* d9 j! T- ~& j$ ^: g
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest, H( D0 n4 j$ Q5 g
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