MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
3 _. R. p# t" e9 T. |
. s) ~# [5 a+ h% Q' Q5 DWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
! n& h9 D# b5 z9 b. Tretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

2 _+ P% K: ]4 _0 C) ~5 {You work 40 years or
6 u7 W, ?9 r$ V/ ~( o9 Wso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) B! A9 w: ~9 E/ w" ?! Ryou're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
4 o$ L4 `6 G: |4 i7 Aand party.

1 D* F, B1 {  OAs you get even younger, you become a kid
% l! p$ K3 B2 x/ {! ?5 ?/ J, ]' sagain.

8 t% R; P4 T1 ~, z" Z" ?You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

' A% n0 ^# d$ v( E( S3 n, |( A; wIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
! [: x/ ]+ m# L# E9 p% pkeeping you happy.
% X1 s/ y( e. a
You spend
6 n$ S4 O' N1 E- X3 P( cyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
" Z6 t9 l$ S2 U" _' [2 J' A9 Zspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!