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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?7 \) B4 {* _0 G: ^ g
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.6 h9 R! u7 B2 o! P4 A7 }
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.+ h+ s, ^; Y. I8 I c4 q7 U
0 R* F* ]8 _6 t1 xWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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2 k- ], t. T/ @9 |6 G+ l4 d$ p) ^Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”; m) X( M, d7 z' \
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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4 l1 C: A5 z a# h5 kThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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