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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！2 ?3 d M/ P1 L' s" w; q
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Where did I go wrong?
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# \; s0 L! I7 f; t0 _A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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3 N# @5 i9 x0 U) o1 _; W# B3 b/ cOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.9 |/ G: K5 {2 x+ G$ T
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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. D1 d0 P) `$ K2 R9 YFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. * R1 z0 v2 H( v; b {1 D
' _ g+ e. d9 M1 [Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!: G. N( a4 _( ?- ~- ?$ Z% p3 H7 n
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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