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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"8 C2 }2 X) r' k2 Z7 F5 l% F$ ^

& d5 V7 N& N1 x6 h8 p9 B" d"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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6 \* I- C- N6 F"Well done. Who was that?"" d# y# Q8 g' N; d' k' l' i

7 J" B2 H1 [1 v0 c+ }"My granny."
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  U# q# R3 o4 |$ [& H"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."" g6 w8 k( V) [1 L
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”   \/ M6 k) Y+ {( l* J% }) p
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 9 Z9 \# v& X* C, O" I5 P- E! I7 S

: E, l( D: {+ c* K2 U& r2 ?- u' N“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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