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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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9 f- `# B" `, a/ h1 FDear Mr. President:
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, A0 I; X" j& z3 q" DPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
# }+ }+ y4 Q4 ~0 OInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander1 G! t3 G0 d' w
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following  H0 Q2 n9 r# K9 ?% c! O7 ^+ i
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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9 o6 w" f5 A9 tThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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' N: ]# S# q, y9 SPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the6 v! B# m9 P6 t9 @+ }
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -9 \+ `- L  u7 k. }! [" q3 \* o5 t; s
Unemployment fixed.- `; O3 x  a- K$ Y
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-' z. g; C; t' Y$ }6 s1 @( s
Auto Industry fixed.% g' Y9 d9 S. R' E' v2 {
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
. m5 P+ S& f! }* W/ i% l1 wHousing Crisis fixed.  a: |( q, Y7 g* X( J: a
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If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
: g- h, ~4 k; H* o/ i给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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