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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.% G' A. `6 `# q; \4 _
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander1 M/ A/ u; K I( @0 M8 O
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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7 n D& Z0 o9 B6 w8 c \0 `You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:. e- k& b/ {" I7 y% a) \* g8 M$ M
5 p ]; J5 r2 a" S9 I4 t$ P& b+ eThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force." ?/ p$ L* a/ m' A' S
) d7 L. }! f) J* E6 y9 sPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the( @5 p, u& Y [: ]+ b$ l
following stipulations:$ ]: ~9 a6 u1 i( l) b# A) T$ R
G6 A& Y: q2 U1 e1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - p5 F E2 C! F v+ `% R
Unemployment fixed.* R. D$ P& X( n: E2 q# S
6 Z/ ~4 h+ Q, S6 s7 o$ F- j' r! Z2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-+ y' @! d% h! i, l
Auto Industry fixed.: s a' v/ m# Z
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
/ ?& s5 p( O3 tHousing Crisis fixed.: s% i5 J- a1 x& w! S- g' X# E
4 C, [5 ]3 _2 l$ y8 E8 [$ nIt can't get any easier than that!9 p- R: @ {5 `6 ]- Z0 T
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their! N' B% L/ Y! n8 ^% K
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