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4 t' h( B0 G" Q2 E. rDear Mr. President:, |+ R* Z& T+ C/ j7 P
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
; {2 G x! k; c u+ ^: w, @( N) WInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
5 F1 D) y& A: L2 E- u$ F5 n/ ithe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following7 _8 e: L/ B2 [0 y
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.! g" i4 N# Y) Y$ j2 i: u3 `, V. z& ~
! m; o) K# g; m4 YPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
( O+ _7 V% Y. sfollowing stipulations:
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+ M8 z- d4 R$ t' }! A( {0 N1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - S# t' b) N, v( Z
Unemployment fixed.; V- n: N7 L Z$ o! y& d
/ O2 H" b! a( u+ }+ F# P: b( u! G2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
% s3 ?6 V, W6 {0 L: R( n- JAuto Industry fixed.# b& w: @# {) p! ?$ c
- e: H3 \. B! E( e0 l/ B/ L( V8 W1 A3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
0 K3 ?7 T* F' O8 a; _Housing Crisis fixed.0 Y6 _0 l4 J8 ?: T
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It can't get any easier than that!
6 ?- \4 U% ]2 E" [1 DIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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