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写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:& I4 X/ }, l+ z
# _/ k* M8 P& Y9 K0 nPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.+ M& D) i' `, ]. c
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
' \5 o9 X# n- `$ F3 k1 Vthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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; b3 J: P& X* N; @+ P( aPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the8 V# y$ v$ S" T8 e
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
+ k5 v3 K# Q* ?/ f6 x9 ^$ mUnemployment fixed.
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0 {' ^( q) o/ u$ _, V2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
8 t) O" I' j& G2 r7 E* }Auto Industry fixed.7 r% o# f3 F, ^, k2 z( v
$ B) v8 w; C, |. A3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
% m& F+ q, L) X3 r4 `) AHousing Crisis fixed.4 G% v" A5 R$ w, x, k; x
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It can't get any easier than that!
1 g, T o. M7 s8 r* ?9 |: MIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, y6 @! _, ~: N" A7 q; b
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