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( \ H# \; p3 M( ?* n" N, U" c: qDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.7 G" G! T" T8 M( T8 Q3 C, X6 t
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
% M: q6 I: R) D' Pthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following, j- s- L3 [3 u' n) {0 Z6 E; m
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: ]: k" W; J1 } GYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:' a- _4 h4 v0 ]* Q8 {
6 r$ Z( Y6 I) T# J, d8 DThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.8 t( R3 A0 [3 U* J' N9 c1 o8 h3 X
0 F* h* r6 h! O) |$ {* lPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the- x( ^" l" \7 L
following stipulations:
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2 i/ Z, K/ ]2 ^# X9 s+ \* ]1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
! A' V3 o6 p N# NUnemployment fixed.- [1 \; g; q% G0 `5 f5 w! A
, a$ s& C; p/ H. _. |0 T2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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7 ?( p: J9 A8 x8 x7 e: b3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-8 W. p' n/ e: e$ P. h
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!7 m" w K" J' p: L. u# `
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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