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" d& U8 f2 t7 WDear Mr. President:
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) X. T0 t, B0 l8 V& g* zPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
* i% }1 \* i, X8 E% ZInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander, k6 t: ]4 T1 k, ^; h: m
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:4 _: z Y. h' U- Z
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -/ W4 E7 |; E, `4 }
Unemployment fixed.
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6 [! ]1 E. H% ]) Y" q2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
5 x' B- k6 e& Z* Q% lAuto Industry fixed.! @$ T. w" C* K7 ^! G
- V! b. A$ |, `( d# z3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-1 l' Q0 Y2 ~, ]0 a0 M+ ~% N' A
Housing Crisis fixed./ f3 z- ]7 o& j; U6 l+ f8 ]
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It can't get any easier than that!
+ }- }) S) H0 E+ }6 }$ rIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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