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写给美国总统：
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9 f- `# B" `, a/ h1 FDear Mr. President:
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, A0 I; X" j& z3 q" DPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
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the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following H0 Q2 n9 r# K9 ?% c! O7 ^+ i
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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9 o6 w" f5 A9 tThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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' N: ]# S# q, y9 SPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the6 v! B# m9 P6 t9 @+ }
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -9 \+ `- L u7 k. }! [" q3 \* o5 t; s
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-' z. g; C; t' Y$ }6 s1 @( s
Auto Industry fixed.% g' Y9 d9 S. R' E' v2 {
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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It can't get any easier than that!) f2 @7 b2 ]+ Z
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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