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4 T G6 J# m( |5 E+ BDear Mr. President:4 ]( ?' d7 P( r- l5 s# r1 ^9 X' ^# h
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 ^1 M, r7 x. D) n" ?/ U3 C
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, a b) o$ h g$ S. A$ ?4 C
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.- o' E+ |% ]2 Q; i' w
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 e" Y' E0 `$ b* [+ C. X# `
following stipulations:2 r, x7 B+ H$ I1 @; M
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
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: k! U) N8 _% k* H: C) t% U2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-) r0 V- J7 S9 m F- u8 Z) a
Auto Industry fixed.
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& r1 n+ M: ]* q- @' u. l' T3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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3 b1 X$ ?, |) K4 U3 Z0 [8 gIt can't get any easier than that!% S7 L" c, X8 Y- c% |" v
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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