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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 2 v2 z1 [5 O' l! s. I9 t
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
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& |( L- b& B: n/ AIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -2 |* Z8 g% ~2 H2 `; B& O
gets up and has his breakfast.  9 o1 \+ t6 O6 X% g/ m9 ~" |1 O3 S2 C
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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6 U/ y3 {# n! a6 _9 u& P0 BShe replies -  No.  / X" F  Z1 _( B+ A  u! v8 E

& r5 t( K$ ^' A8 L7 V$ eJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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+ K4 K  ~/ @# J8 j7 z7 I* eHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.6 d; W8 }: ]8 Q
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -, j# a3 H$ D. G: M" W6 p
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
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9 U# I& ~4 n( J( D/ I" T- C' a( o8 u7 aJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  6 W8 ?9 e: O- n6 \" f
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..9 h# a  K) p( Z, Z. |$ Y- i
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
9 F) |. r0 e4 t5 I& a* jAre Paul and Mary up yet ?" b2 K) F) a; G. b# F3 {: }" X* Y
His mom says -  No.    4 G# C! \! z" D' a6 h8 n$ B
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
. U  T4 J; ^6 T4 V% @- D8 l; tHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think" K& s+ f- h1 G# x5 m
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
2# flyincat
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; r! V# D$ |5 m$ @& Gyou tried?
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