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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 0 f% A; ?! P' M+ U( u' e7 N
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house$ h, Y, V8 N+ _2 `5 N
For their first night together.  
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% V7 ~2 A! S: U* M! q* o. W8 ZIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -' ]6 u8 [# H8 T) G  H( T2 c  S4 l
gets up and has his breakfast.  * o# J/ x9 |0 a  _. w$ _$ n1 C6 _+ H
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  . ?, X1 I( U- l) L/ i, x
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She replies -  No.  $ ~& p+ E; W1 r( b+ l! s

" H9 L% ]; |' U* J* X# qJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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8 ?  S- f, L% f% o5 P$ z( }His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.% U; g4 u/ f. {1 S. t/ S& R+ }
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
$ r7 A/ `% j- [0 F7 \) f8 f# XAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
0 c5 [( U9 e" I0 l0 K& ~* PShe replies - No.0 F' r! `0 n+ R( k2 w; }$ y* D  `
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
6 O8 u& {: s' T; C, n( S* c) IHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
3 p! w6 A1 I) fAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -2 [, D- S/ C6 N. h! Q) C5 t
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
4 k4 ]$ R0 f9 a- FHis mom says -  No.    + q% O6 s" x: D; k, J+ k
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  ( W3 u' g9 e% M) F8 v
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think! B$ B5 [$ |. Z$ q: Q6 M
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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