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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"- f) E9 |6 Z* P+ D; w- j4 z
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, V" i; m9 @/ z8 ?0 s- xThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out- F% k0 Y( {( }. r3 A3 ]
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.* Z* x, b1 W H* N2 ~
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us/ M( u7 x; N& l; S& J, V2 g+ h. y- y
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
# u) ^2 n. t: v' J/ hnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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You'll love this ! $ n" h8 Z# [7 y2 G! N5 J0 ^ Q }
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'You have Male!' ! t4 M5 r' N- p }
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