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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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{' G# \+ E# p$ p. z p5 X6 _A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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* C) U/ T5 V& ~3 @3 M$ H" n( b Y5 qThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
9 n8 v9 P; {. w7 V5 `+ kanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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: L3 n8 c2 c9 S7 rThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.; c! t l3 w; Q* X9 V
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download) }9 O3 Q+ b( Q2 N, F% @$ D
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us1 O! J/ r4 r$ T
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
9 Q/ Q3 t" H1 x6 K( R: r! i% Vnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:( x# S q; C, X4 m6 [) O5 N
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8 M0 U/ A3 M. V7 P# \4 N1 ~2 d .... Scroll down !
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