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6 [: j9 ^( x4 e$ A4 @A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out& e+ ^: A) y" d9 }. B5 G" c; d
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.2 Z( C0 M, L0 G' P
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& c4 o, y! X0 B0 z s' z( xThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.; B2 f+ R6 c. q3 [: w& U
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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7 a6 P9 g! \# r- J+ _; YAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us5 b7 T* H3 ~- \& q6 r9 x
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,$ ~4 [) f y% n- X
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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