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; Z$ V% K1 g) \, p1 GThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out V& U, x! ~0 e+ n
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us6 C9 T9 o1 w2 c9 U$ l! ^' K
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,/ x: D2 @$ i2 Y9 h" _( c
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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You'll love this !
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