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Tiger s Holiday Poem& [9 d2 P: s- ~5 k1 d' g
* ^5 I4 h8 l2 z6 q, CTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 q: }0 J6 Y' Q- r! V. R# E$ X
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
( O* I; e8 Q" l6 B0 Y+ F- t2 IShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,3 n2 ~ e# N, Y& T) |: a: _
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
: H+ h; n% C% P$ ~% [7 B& |He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.. i0 \( r( _& v
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
* Y' E4 J3 u9 J1 rHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
4 W m8 z# D# E" U' ?/ p7 zWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
3 ^0 B) s& P) WFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,/ m; f4 x6 q" V5 s8 S
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
8 @9 f& h0 f5 {- tWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,# V) O; u1 j9 k2 o0 H0 c1 {' d+ T
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.5 v. k! r8 |* @6 `/ d, x5 o8 e% n
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
% ^- [' |. h9 |$ cTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
8 B+ D& b5 a1 y5 ^And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
* ^3 s( _( x& L+ i) O$ d1 q: u"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."8 i) T& v0 o; j5 l
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
& p. b3 d2 P: f. I( M" E5 sHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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