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Tiger s Holiday Poem. Z% e- \# M7 u9 d& c. j, E$ c) M
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house5 `: |# b$ M0 {' z( z2 Q6 h% _$ a$ z
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
& Z) j" r `8 K/ M/ KShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,( v, E7 v( P1 @( w) r5 [: n
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
4 A8 h5 ?7 T$ H- X) t4 hHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
6 c. e- ~& d r/ KWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' ^+ Z X& V" Z2 c1 ?+ [He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
2 R; F/ H. c0 L% tWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
& h+ n$ b( R2 C/ JFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,$ C: L" c- A# F5 n8 F9 D1 t) J
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
m4 t5 s( z& V; m* }With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,7 A- s! a' n0 ~" a
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
2 ?! N1 P3 x4 C: x& i: Y- [- `7 }Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',% U' b" v+ i* L# F$ e2 Y
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
' h) B& k: W7 l: ]. {* j" \$ GAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
9 a/ t+ S+ y% r2 X$ @0 P) B+ q# Y( L"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
4 B+ a A9 A3 u) L( S5 w7 N( c) jShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
3 m- t: b7 E# F/ H, _Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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