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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house9 O* x4 G& }% M1 u) E
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
/ U7 E) D3 L. p& mShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,+ M, }0 c7 I7 n4 h8 G
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.: D* J4 r% F: p7 n" {8 {7 i7 v$ z
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
* v7 z8 h$ l+ f! r' `Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.) B3 }1 @( L5 X% I$ h+ w: t1 b! i
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,- s7 J4 W- f6 r% i
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.9 G' _7 E$ \8 u# e8 H
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
; Q6 H5 ? n; R3 R* \Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
/ E* ]6 F( O- a- [/ |9 R( ]With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,1 x; S: m! {" k) C, _
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
4 V9 e4 i& ? i4 U& w7 i) |Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
' n t4 [& X' F8 z$ ?! F( k& qTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
$ ^5 ]) c4 a$ M& bAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,, k7 F% \0 C1 F
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."& V. Y; X, _4 N" V' @! Y
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
1 A, H3 a2 U" V1 U0 r v/ UHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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