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Tiger s Holiday Poem! N n: S. l6 a
" P1 F5 a; R- j+ u/ BTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house+ t! q, ^$ N5 V
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
/ ` m9 w- L( @! h( _She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
$ T7 y0 Y+ q* R n# J* v$ R3 SCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.* t4 c' |. }8 r, ]$ u
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
3 }" {5 E2 m1 M+ q* I9 S; A/ JWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
- Q/ x) K% p) VHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
# o% |0 _5 O0 h4 ~9 u, `With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
& b) ^2 F6 U; P" ?; fFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,5 H0 u" N& J5 ~8 ]/ Q7 g0 D
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.2 J t) S D5 g; h6 W, a
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,' E; S5 ?( M8 w! U& e
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
; F2 }0 w" L" H+ e! s* p; B% D0 K `Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',8 x) x# V+ Q5 |6 p* T3 h
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .& y1 D0 a7 h- G% j
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
+ C7 b$ b) j7 H. ^2 N3 U6 A' C"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."( G" ^" @2 X- J: @1 O- V' l
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
6 \0 Y3 a9 L& }: _$ T/ o6 eHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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