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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
索马里海盗新船长走马上任
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
1 z* U3 |. h% w# t0 F2 P) j 好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
' \" u0 ?/ y. jTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
. @# y& u2 ]! h; R! aShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,8 W' x& I& D: V% G1 X" j$ `0 m" r
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry." ], d( q( ?* z/ }6 A- V+ N
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
: p+ l8 d: y4 V" R, p. j" e/ oWoman after woman stepped up and confessed./ \8 ?7 @- [; q) d- u# H3 j) f
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,# B8 R+ t" G$ ]8 N& ]* u
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
* v% ]# ^; N8 z$ LFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
9 o9 J7 |7 r: d5 eTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
% T% ~7 ^* F; c% q- vWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
7 r. b' u) o# TWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
- a  W- [, [' ~Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',0 D  P! N& J$ M# D" v
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
7 E1 U) e5 o; D( e: w* E8 cAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
, \( a9 H' C  a- i! W2 R5 S7 z! t"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
5 E$ R6 H( f2 D9 L/ w7 \* dShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,* p1 s# ^  {! F* {; R6 P. ^) I
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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