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Husband of the year4 X$ I6 B$ t5 C J- v( P' ^( P
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The honorable& C( {+ G0 r# q5 n* C( D
mention goes to:5 M7 C7 Y( M7 o- _- J. C
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0 W5 z5 M3 O6 v1 w8 JThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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% {* d7 o4 ~3 i/ C& O3 G/ G, D. P4 TThe United States of America
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/ i2 T! U5 s$ P9 @% `and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... 4 s) {" o9 m( i4 K, [8 |! A* x2 n( @
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. : @' S: u* t- \
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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2 J0 H1 O9 V1 L/ JThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
9 {) U0 _9 k, }) ~6 sholding her hand....
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, C4 d0 d4 d" c8 CWoman has Man in it; + o! t5 }# E; w9 V! Z* F
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 9 m+ K, P- y% s
Female has Male in it; 0 k$ B9 J5 y& Y) u. J% Q
She has He in it;
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, `" n8 f+ l3 S" j9 VOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: 3 l) m0 W8 q) n* e M
. w/ X* z" `( X6 ]1 bEver notice how all of women's problems start with! I! `, N: z' t( c
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# s3 f6 {+ W) c) L1 `MENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause 0 j' X6 X. s$ b) d, t+ [5 f
GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. % L2 J0 }9 N4 s' I
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You8 |& S$ c8 J% y- _# R0 _
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