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Husband of the year5 W; E. T) M: W& ~0 R/ O
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) \6 r! ?% E! _ S9 PThe honorable! _/ ^& T% Z; `: I
mention goes to:% R9 M& v& K9 \7 G$ R! l7 Z
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by... W/ S+ ~4 V2 D$ A% Q6 i; P
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The United States of America 4 D6 ^/ Z$ }- H, t( l7 _/ Z" I

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and then...
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) M. i: C Q, nbut 3rd Place must go to...* f, G/ y. Q, V1 F2 }
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% z4 S. c( M( T! l7 W4 i. N; DGreece 0 K" a5 F. I* S b0 @8 u# V( c8 G2 N+ D
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. n+ t+ l) X1 j1 X) G8 t7 Wit was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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G* v; w9 I/ o* Kbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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# ]6 ]. ~- p0 I. `. CThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
) I" o- A K N0 y/ sholding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it; 1 N% A* X' F: I$ i/ b
Mrs. has Mr. in it; # c, A* S/ k7 O+ @- |8 R: J
Female has Male in it;
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; `( |( ]( ?# `) x% q5 k* d NMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ; ~) L; [, _# P- a
. [$ k+ L7 \7 { D+ y0 L' gI never looked at it this way before:
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2 _3 H/ N. c5 T/ FEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. " o" x1 J7 u6 h- H* a9 I
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You- F& [! \/ ]9 i# h# A4 o2 `( ]
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