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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." # ~7 h7 w+ q; X/ N( g* Y7 T0 S
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"Is that you Fred?" * W& b1 ?2 K' l, J. @
q5 X1 V# e7 W"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" A" }; t* H1 m1 {% M$ d
( Z* a/ u4 I. C% ^: J"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ~2 Y- F) Y- ~# S8 g
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 4 }+ y5 P q9 s& w
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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