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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ; I- }* ]* n: U
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1 o2 W j2 J$ C% d6 a"Is that you Fred?"
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( n6 ?, y" K7 o"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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( c, C# {# w% D7 E, T"What is it like?" 9 {' S- e% [3 C W
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . J) C0 d$ ~. w9 L( y9 j
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." * `# X2 g' _* S" O0 \5 o* s
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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