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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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/ u; g# D* G- s$ m/ k"Mary... Mary...."
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6 y0 ]- t" B. L% W5 N"Is that you Fred?"
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) R( R" d! C% L% m"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 1 J& @: o# o( b- V& G% d
- i% K( U3 |& n5 n"What is it like?"
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8 E# ?3 @2 g: c' p/ J"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " : n$ w" {* e( b9 L/ {
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 8 M1 M7 M5 X' @5 I8 M5 [
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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