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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 1 ]# a5 {9 ]1 W9 L* i( x$ J2 c
# k' W H# H( ~& L! }( o. i- G' J"Mary... Mary...."
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) f" V2 d0 u# ]# y( u"Is that you Fred?" . b2 n, I. J% H, E# r+ i' K P
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 7 u# i" l1 b# u, T2 Q! l
8 ~% q7 A3 R( Z7 _& m. a"What is it like?" # a' d) i) ]& Q# K- _- C
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " % |2 m, h- u( A8 l8 X0 h B
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 3 b: D4 a, b+ J+ v7 F
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