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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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/ I o0 e" C6 e" z7 ]. ? c"Mary... Mary...." . l: }; y/ s% |" R, j1 b. j
8 i8 _2 K; I3 U" x7 f; b& |"Is that you Fred?" # W0 _. P0 \9 ~8 J6 M/ P# i
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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! Z. A5 V4 P! m5 Y"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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