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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." + y# u1 h7 R: f4 `5 h, W. m8 k, c, Z% t
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"Is that you Fred?" 9 U8 T* n. q+ k: Z$ \+ |; ~3 z
5 \' x0 v6 n# i"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." $ M- e2 j4 T1 o1 s' j
; B4 ^+ v& N' Q% K# V Z# B# z"What is it like?" 1 _2 {( C3 S; s6 ]& g7 O
7 ]* Z# `2 X- K: E9 N"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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