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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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9 ^: e4 ]* n, ~- m" v1 s5 D"Mary... Mary...." / \2 b3 l. f+ f! S& i& ]; _+ N
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0 |; Y; f% E9 f W5 c( e9 t' a2 Y"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." + [$ N& M) }8 ]( p" V+ e+ i6 x
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"What is it like?"
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# Q' h, r4 Z0 l# t+ q# Y( ["Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ) [ C' G0 Y; J9 X% c' g" Z3 \8 e
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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