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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." ( R* N4 `" G; n$ [ J2 ]
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"Is that you Fred?" 0 \1 J# `& D0 N9 M" p* M
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." & ?: p& x/ b y* s# q( O a
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." / n6 O$ g! u( B" u. v
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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