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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ! v$ E6 t8 B8 G0 Z/ V% f! T: {
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"Mary... Mary...."
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: A( ~4 M2 X( P1 N"Is that you Fred?"
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! ~" R. }' B) ?0 u' S( E' M"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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/ ~/ L# T, @ z$ P2 e* F"What is it like?" + S2 O/ ^7 p' L. J
& H* B' ?2 T$ C& ["Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " * x$ f0 P& v2 P& J
}8 R. y6 E* V# g7 U* v2 ]2 L"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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