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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 1 ^1 ]' N% W( W( `9 x; e. g
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"Mary... Mary...." ' l0 ]7 | s- \" @9 R
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"Is that you Fred?" : F/ u) s& w) i7 O Y7 [
; P. D# ]" j/ v"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ; k7 y9 X) H0 B8 {& e
& N5 ~0 B' X/ ], P1 e2 i! s"What is it like?" 6 z( w: N0 ?7 L4 m6 L. s
) L2 w: n. n! W2 D"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . J) X/ J2 K& g t
6 z% t7 t- H, Q3 U$ {( d"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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