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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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9 ^9 c0 M8 t" i% `$ A7 {9 |+ R"Mary... Mary...." $ d3 K; m7 q( {3 Y/ f8 d
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"Is that you Fred?"
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1 c% z* J' x( ]0 A6 F"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 1 \% p( u* a8 E2 Q
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"What is it like?" " N0 V p2 W" B4 \
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " " ?( B4 w I: d! ~
0 q! A$ T% g4 n1 l1 |. {% _( i"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( }% @/ Q9 O$ f# P/ P! A/ T
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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