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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ( z' S. p! y: u6 f! }
E5 N1 ~. `5 ]* S/ X"Mary... Mary...." 6 t! ~4 Z. F: S* R/ F: z( V; }( R4 U& W
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"Is that you Fred?"
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5 }. k! S& P/ o: J t"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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0 F& _8 p6 b0 _1 {/ t9 `"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 9 y/ b2 q6 k) A( Z! z' x
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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