Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
& i- R! x* s0 HHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
8 b4 @% v" T2 e) B9 zPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

8 s1 J6 ]" v5 G. EThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
; Q. w2 \5 W7 D/ ]6 V+ STIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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+ `. }8 @1 {* W; KHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
0 T" e; K" B- c) q! R9 U' yEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
4 N5 i, P9 [( y8 w雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

' p  H& c& _4 XYou are welcome.