Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 F' g# }- v2 U( cHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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/ h) j( m" B6 n( Y3 A7 {1 zTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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. i5 a$ i: X# _, T+ N3 _HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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( U6 E7 U1 P' ZSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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9 @- E' n, U8 ~& q+ n4 {8 XFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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$ A5 Q! ~8 V9 V' f$ v9 mTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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) o0 x9 F! v8 a2 E6 fHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
3 q% @, ?$ w; X3 hTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.