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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
# x% B: Q$ f/ L' Q+ ]Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them., H& e) ~7 T0 t( @1 i7 [- _
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.# G7 \. h- t& |: G' Q5 f
* r8 r) [0 W! o: {; @ o+ A6 }They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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1 r+ g/ t" Q% E: nHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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. Z( {0 k7 K$ b5 A7 XSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.., S! |; l: F1 I; `
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.$ |4 P/ g; \! u! F# G
! [5 f0 O; ~/ x3 e3 G3 _HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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