Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
3 A# c2 M7 o! P! c0 N  z# ]Here are some examples:   

; W* G; a' P1 x( P* K% l" TFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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% ~! ~0 T0 `. E0 p7 m, l* x- B( bTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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1 U3 f- G  ^; U' [HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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4 E! v2 h* K+ FFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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8 r2 u) z! z2 v5 ~TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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3 e6 Q2 d. G" `/ i$ d6 N1 PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
; B) V' Y- {9 j7 `/ I1 zHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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- t) n% I7 L# C0 uTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
; h2 \; U0 y! o% y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

, W9 v3 @6 s- I5 F+ i7 B+ _/ QYou are welcome.