Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
$ {! ~3 I  M  X8 IHere are some examples:   

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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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1 I0 ], P2 R' D, Q% k2 EThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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/ m& C1 M& h; d3 \HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 O  x, E, q( d9 DEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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+ q6 m) P4 F2 _/ \% B; p3 f; ATHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

* p+ j$ l7 u  [$ `2 i, {: HYou are welcome.