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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.( `- d e& o) k' z5 j6 }9 r
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the( K$ z' j- P+ b
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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8 |- ~$ _4 G7 `2 c2 B7 a3 m* ]( pLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
# J% X g3 r) m' ?! u! q$ gAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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1 U' ?, {, {. f6 \5 i7 }& e( R; {6 v1 n'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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, x$ P$ C7 _3 }'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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