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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.' e/ M7 y* ^, d) \6 g3 V6 H" f) @5 R
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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( K( t8 b- y A- a3 Cand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the5 L0 H( C2 G) y' N0 j
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
% i1 B3 z; h9 _" ` F2 @0 zAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and0 z& m9 J/ g. d* G6 ]5 W/ t3 Y
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.; z J+ _1 n; B7 R8 _0 X
8 b) A5 ?. ^, G* O4 bHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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, ?+ R( R# q. T7 z3 Q1 KAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.9 v7 `. M; `- q: O3 t
9 m3 p) g( F2 p8 a0 f6 X2 Y8 H! q'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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