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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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6 I) G- F3 ~3 TAfter three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'9 _* i8 Z, r9 s1 h$ r( F) p
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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0 @# _: h; b1 T( h: ZAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian." j5 v1 Q7 ^- ^+ `: X S0 G# O
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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