The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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$ l$ S6 f8 a0 {    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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; V5 G3 L# y: N+ g5 q  S   I like long walks,
. k! c# Y5 o/ Y    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
# X' k6 u+ I3 R1 [- E4 j/ H# |    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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. r* `* g, z$ l    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
7 X7 Z! i2 N( R$ B5 |& ^7 n& ^   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
+ t6 w& g2 x' H3 U1 s# \, w% a0 H    Haven't lost a pound.
. v' r4 v: F4 i6 Q    Apparently you have to go there.
  
: B. P3 d. e! |& T   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
; J3 c5 s6 y4 P    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
3 S' K5 Z+ r$ t3 |& P    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
4 B0 k  u6 U" P; _8 H) E# E, G6 u    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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: f& F7 |* t! p8 `, r/ |, G' \( C+ `# h   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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1 p( K+ F1 |2 }& K) b   I know I got a lot of exercise
: ?% h7 p7 F+ r( S3 b2 z' A    the last few years,......
  p( M. K$ x" o$ z5 D    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
" n: |" B: S" o/ U6 B    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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, I9 D# X$ D0 I    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
) T6 i7 M9 J8 {5 V: D/ r   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.