The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
0 ~' z% F4 a5 ~0 I* k  g   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

4 j) G2 Z# F' C7 l  L0 t/ l- L    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
, l) B% w$ z. T+ s( T   I like long walks,
8 j5 g# G6 b4 U7 [' W    especially when they are taken
4 v+ F, \  |. R4 u. z    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
$ E6 `  m3 j- _    I have to walk early in the morning,
' P- j7 X2 Y/ t" o& a, `    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
/ |+ L; o5 x5 }' K5 ^6 y3 _   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
8 W4 _( [1 m2 k9 W0 O    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

9 e) d5 Q, e$ y* p6 ?, W    The advantage of exercising every day
7 X5 ^  ]: d3 ^5 |0 _( ~  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
! Y; y  U8 N8 n3 k) r7 D, K2 g    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
# \' H$ G  `) k8 Q& Y/ ~   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
( u: a, x, b- s! }- D/ X7 e) _   I know I got a lot of exercise
( a( c! x1 h9 f8 {& d    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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7 Q& j! G- I& a% ~+ A# |  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
9 d6 V7 a6 ]' w! N$ h    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND
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. h4 Z+ Y4 i$ C8 m8 \4 T; k    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.