 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 % p( A0 L$ T& N/ m
9 w8 t p6 f& F) ]" y
Driver's License - too cute not to forward: A7 H7 x! B4 m. U* q- _5 k
, z0 A+ S9 n& {8 {5 _A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ) d- }! U$ e, k @1 L7 b, J
2 w) j( s2 J9 W) w5 r" g' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 7 a! z5 ^) ?6 ^- ?
! Q9 U) ^5 E! b0 Y+ I) q" s'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 0 r5 Z1 F3 W1 L- N8 D: E
'It's not polite.' $ q: N' ~8 v, _/ q
1 ?1 l* `6 r/ g4 h$ c( S
'OK', the little girl says,
# f( k2 x1 p4 W7 {'How much do you weigh?'
/ k# f- u; a0 ^7 D; J
+ U" z% Z1 Q/ c9 m3 x. u( I7 v'Now really,' the mother says,
$ n2 C; k9 J% q: U5 C'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
3 Q3 M7 g M/ g, J4 ], ?% k4 A$ s7 L. B$ E, D' k
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
, N7 e) @3 |% c% r' n1 ~9 q) S* ]2 D5 S
'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
" y: m0 s* M0 L; ^1 X; ^# ?& C8 A' E, D% I, ^( N" {
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
+ T( b; U, W6 W9 m1 ?3 O4 r2 D4 S: |& ^( n
2 Q- x. ^) X$ P# O' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ' {2 _1 D& B/ g5 R: ?/ A1 j
$ Y9 O( \9 ~/ g6 C( f$ O9 [4 l
'Well,' says the friend, + M2 x3 x6 N1 u1 _# Q
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. ! a2 I; w) b: H! F+ _) B
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
6 _$ |5 t) C/ v! g8 B
6 K( T9 C' I* o/ E* hLater that night the little girl says to her mother, 7 x( B) P# B9 V) e* s
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
0 d: u+ Z9 w- C7 E: n2 X, W! Z: K+ |/ q5 [: {7 s
The mother is surprised and asks, ' c2 @4 \& z. I* H
'How did you find that out?
; D, r7 T* k6 S: g1 R2 }( h3 ~
7 Y# _4 y7 y, m6 o) ]'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
1 y. k* `$ Y% n* L2 \0 r0 }0 Q$ `- @; K7 s: G
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
* L O- v5 n/ Z: N8 I0 V'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
3 k$ r& Q8 ^0 D$ R) V5 j4 n6 M- g0 r+ _! G+ K# U5 ~0 y5 U
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, / F$ F. L3 K" B; {4 U" c* [
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
: F1 t' L; R( b; z v
( G) d% u0 G; m6 q7 R8 G, A' i5 D'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
* U7 t& b6 S; W! P+ \& [
$ F" J( _" @% v'Because you got an F in sex.'
, X7 Q% ~+ |+ x9 b# M8 _4 B2 i5 Z
If you see someone without a smile today
6 Z! A2 b; ?1 Xgive them one of yours |
-
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2010-3-3 12:10
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
