Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

% V' {7 T0 s/ q) u. aA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

7 [3 o" W  I9 h- ^3 s. F: ['Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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! C9 N5 t: g1 \7 H/ J'Now really,' the mother says,  
& S& E+ L3 [7 W4 ^( x7 R% X'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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, R1 |0 B1 ]6 y* R" T' G7 uUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

- v8 P$ t+ H1 K1 \'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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7 N2 q7 m7 p% D+ [+ Z0 Z( d, H- a'Well,' says the friend,
! q+ \; K. G' U- G% ?/ d'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
+ K; |# O1 r3 G. T'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

0 h! D0 H3 o8 t3 O) RThe mother is surprised and  asks,
; Y! a' G! M/ g8 X2 y& _- {'How did you find that out?

* j* l9 _  _- x5 c'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

- L# T" b/ D. I& A, Z' y# v' y'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

8 d8 z+ o3 I- C+ G, \'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller