Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
/ P4 p; D- [" ~; e. T'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
8 d% g  G$ P2 m& K4 J- g' u'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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( Q- X) u) L/ ~' jUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

& A; f8 s. v; P( _; R' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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& p0 }: @9 m. o" D- f  H, a'Well,' says the friend,
9 p6 s6 v+ u# ]3 b'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
5 J) }  ?9 P9 [/ c- gIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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" r& a, H, b4 j. N! a3 xThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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9 ~2 o9 e& V: l. S/ y; J'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
. _% ]# |& L2 e% v'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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+ g( g0 {% I/ j0 t8 y'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

* ~' D- p1 N& s) |6 r/ q$ n' _'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller