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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 2 o% T+ u3 ^$ z6 `
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 1 u2 O' o/ U5 h
'It's not polite.' 3 \9 [: a/ c7 Z- }
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'OK', the little girl says, 1 _# k/ S/ V3 H& D5 I) e. C
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
4 ]% v' Z [6 H1 S'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' " R8 x8 n: T, U
. Z" o. C" F4 c$ q$ ?# ~Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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9 p' j* ~% e3 u5 f7 s' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 8 Z" E9 V. R3 c5 a
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'Well,' says the friend,
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It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
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2 `' C- L( e* D; I* Z0 [- R7 |The mother is surprised and asks, 1 U; X [0 u% b8 m& ]; @
'How did you find that out?
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8 [5 A. ?9 S$ b2 I# E2 r, j4 I'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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& N; m q! q S# t9 M0 u$ v. X4 W. {The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 1 C" J/ Q k0 [9 M
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 5 a, @7 K* j+ p9 M# S, o
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'; W+ \" E# e E0 x" }% L u% _5 s
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'Because you got an F in sex.'$ p& u) A8 N6 Y+ M2 {
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