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, z5 j. N- C- M7 G2 Z6 |" qDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ! K m4 b( L Y3 g/ k9 V
* e8 P0 F h, U1 o' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. ) t2 V+ Q0 B" F# ~
'It's not polite.' ' M+ d% G" A/ K, b5 K' E
7 O! ^1 t" K; B9 J9 B) ?3 a0 b'OK', the little girl says, 0 V, D# _* U: l" D' h: T
'How much do you weigh?' 5 q0 D% i9 u: H1 L7 N3 O/ ^" L. G
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'Now really,' the mother says, & N/ Q' {" w$ ~0 s- C' k* n
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' % c. F& s% D6 Y
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' % y+ `( ]- H& h6 a; S0 w7 A) F
2 _. ~2 S8 L; t' B" P# k8 a' ^'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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* p3 I3 Y( b* b( }7 i2 J' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 6 e, S& y0 d: p& T; l
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'Well,' says the friend,
+ h0 j: Z7 w0 j) b+ C" Q" m'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. - G- V+ } C) L3 F: W! ?( B1 n' u
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' d4 b: R; c7 F$ U5 R6 T/ f6 e
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
! U: ^! }& B4 G'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks,
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k6 S8 T4 {- g2 ~0 Y# F! g, t'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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+ k2 ^1 d5 W i3 Z% i, X* F: [The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
7 S. U- D: ~1 e$ {'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 6 K5 b6 f) }! `! k+ B
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 7 J5 [/ f0 m( v
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' * C; l* H5 n8 _& ]% ` }
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'" j/ e, h$ [- n$ g" H; M/ E) r, c( B+ |1 f
+ E$ q$ J& i# X# U' g/ HIf you see someone without a smile today2 f( r5 b4 B+ h8 F _6 Z
give them one of yours |
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