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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 M$ T3 E5 A, m1 Z! G
/ H+ s* i5 i# q N, x/ h J$ H! ADriver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' # p9 F9 ?4 I$ l' l& P
& f; u, s4 e7 k& z4 g$ F% f'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
" l" C4 U9 u L9 j Y'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
9 C; r/ W! ^0 h9 B'How much do you weigh?'
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0 \' c% M- J% N6 D9 M( q3 n'Now really,' the mother says, , w# {3 P$ @! q c" s( Q E
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' ; U2 n+ ^( [- i
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 3 i2 M2 C g4 k) ]* l1 e
# p7 c" Y% N' I5 A9 X'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' , O' Q6 \ p4 G
, U# {( w/ h7 ?& F; G8 m6 q0 }The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ; {4 d l1 X/ P5 i6 z& b. K
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'Well,' says the friend, 0 R) z* t! r) d! }9 }
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. . I9 M- B: G7 L y7 D( t
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' # R) H" u) g1 b' z; R' A
4 C" h& O I& p; W9 {Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 2 c0 @+ @% D T" s a7 _
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 7 d" X7 @" O3 J. J6 R/ |0 Q9 J6 C
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The mother is surprised and asks,
0 {) M0 x$ @) |7 @'How did you find that out?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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# e, M$ J1 J. N& C; SThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. 8 i) m* e! b: N. g4 j
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' " b) w" l# ?2 G* h; Z" A
2 J' R! L$ P( m' H. _% u2 }, n'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, ) D. R, ]6 }6 I( d9 m: ]6 m
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 6 |: K* w9 V2 B! T4 M& m
8 ^9 q2 `" [, S8 i'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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6 d( x4 a( {& V/ ^ H6 a4 D4 R, F'Because you got an F in sex.'5 p ^& E) T1 T. d- X; p7 U' x
( Y5 [$ }2 M% z+ i2 QIf you see someone without a smile today2 w/ a# ^) D6 A q6 I0 I
give them one of yours |
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