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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 6 t i* z7 I1 R) [
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
( a& d2 ]) |8 d 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
6 s9 W! v* o. y- i) H7 |' E 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
* M2 b$ ?) V1 H9 C5 c 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
: B: a4 R$ P3 i- D, o2 C6 R* y. N 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . ! r# d- {# ^3 a# \& _
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
+ R' ]* p: K3 D, D8 `! t ?6 p9 S me: chemistry. . . / |2 F; O+ q0 r( {+ f2 n
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
0 @+ h' _; I2 [7 I: |4 P, ~: t 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
- D4 f1 w" Z) I9 b 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
; L5 U1 e7 K, ]* g+ \ 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) % U9 q/ U( n: c: G+ M4 X* o
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. , t" f' v8 i+ k N6 k; e8 S
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
5 o! c# R, Q( [6 E then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
: X" R5 K, h! {4 \ this time, a players on the answer in the. 7 q d# q& Z2 U+ }* W- t4 C
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 5 g. t4 p* O1 _" R# k( E
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
) `7 G$ V6 o5 M1 m0 D0 m6 n 13, when the school
3 a3 K5 N' E% Y) I. d0 t* \0 L6 y0 B N day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
5 s0 l* ~% n2 P V" |7 |; d I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
) g8 i+ N; y K you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 8 A$ r* `2 P6 \, z" W
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? ") M& q0 O* y0 d" r
15, one bedroom
7 N% ^, E2 ?* u1 [8 v" ~- d- I% J students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
# I( s( W- ]# ` `8 | results say it is: "He has passed away ..." # K0 a" W: f$ y0 a8 h" x, ^! C
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" I& H6 B$ ?% l! t9 o
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
5 Y9 O, ?9 m+ ~) c 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." ' |3 }; @. j) u4 Z" i2 w
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
. b: h2 S4 z3 b) f8 z! x5 K' P 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
3 `: P1 L' {# P+ {+ P. A; i" Z4 L 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
9 m, {6 S8 L0 r+ C! E1 \ 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
; D' O' E' [7 d9 \- V: C5 Y 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
' T2 z' Q, o$ T% m4 m( d' b, f 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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