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+ l) S9 L2 ]: @: B$ e- p 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
4 R) |9 @! p3 x6 o" G( G 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
4 R: e8 ~' g! B* J 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
4 s1 } x7 x/ ~, ?$ g 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! % q: C1 q$ F# m) r, g$ s e
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
. O* n4 Q {$ j- n 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
% k* b7 K5 q+ ~" l& \ e students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? 9 U4 L! x7 P5 A# j8 |3 K4 A* H
me: chemistry. . .
/ K8 y9 @( M) ]5 U3 @! k9 x% n3 h 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" . B3 }% p! L) y/ s) c8 _# i
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 7 c4 X9 V, M+ F- C
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
) N- X! |0 q$ d8 Q* Z) m 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
I- P9 j3 h" A& z 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
" s. F2 ]' i2 {5 ?, R. ~8 S hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" * E2 T& N( N( V P6 T
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." A9 ~# y! L& `/ U9 |
this time, a players on the answer in the. % Q7 c5 ~# G$ o9 f; t! J j
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 5 e) W$ L) k$ C
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother ", b0 O2 j( P: V
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
2 [+ |/ R0 `+ V; j3 f" L3 s5 ?* ] you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
6 t8 W, [' y7 R3 F# P 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "% G/ ^4 w, b& s/ `8 c2 Y, }* z0 j# a
15, one bedroom
) [; s5 e7 M, q3 \ students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
/ o0 ?) I/ {! m* A7 p results say it is: "He has passed away ..." ! O" ~/ }) v1 m9 E8 f
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" & S$ \5 B8 Q6 n
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
5 x; m* U6 d4 @3 E9 u( ?3 M 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
% Z' W7 @- y+ S- } L- y 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
. w& U: |6 G0 l. I2 b+ h 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
1 a( U" x: N4 U; X2 G* ~ 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 6 H/ g: h4 ~8 _6 E8 F" G
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" : N6 P: _7 o9 X7 C/ F! S* M( x
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
4 I% U" e7 @3 `0 O n 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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