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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh

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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
% u6 O. m) G. s* P 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
8 X; Z7 E1 C  ]) w5 P* ]1 q 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
: G, |- a* L' H' \) O; }# `: H 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
me: chemistry. . .
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
0 [; ?' l& g# t4 G, L 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
9 `7 _6 H, _/ V3 M. P) w 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
  ^% ]) f7 K  W8 a( R1 V 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
: r2 {) b* I5 d* f then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
this time, a players on the answer in the.
% G; N  l- w$ n  P5 n3 a host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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( e. r3 w, `" m7 P day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
4 K2 e( Y7 c+ t3 ~2 t I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
. R' L1 b: `4 P1 c you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
6 J2 `1 g4 n8 I  ]+ k6 P/ E, Y' r 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
4 J6 q, j7 c4 y% I  R9 S* U 15, one bedroom
2 I  }' C  L. X4 a students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
, c/ F3 c$ s5 R5 k results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
9 J; t7 J2 I. y; V9 v& K( o* H9 O 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
  q* F4 _$ b/ x. l# l6 J1 M 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
1 Y+ u- h) r# t; t6 | 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
1 E! Y* s& P8 W6 K 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
! h' x; ^+ L, |/ ]& X 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
- W; H5 `3 r  c6 t  [1 k7 R- z 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
! q2 G# x0 j* x3 a0 S 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "