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Redneck Yard Swing- b M' Z6 G5 v8 l3 o2 S& h
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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1 U6 D& R4 t! W$ a+ a Redneck Cooler
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2 R u$ E, @& l/ u6 Y3 h How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
$ M6 t* ]. x' {" A/ ^# m When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? # q* w- B4 v& p: t
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. % b ^0 o, w0 |7 {
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" l" \% I ^ [/ Z/ _ Redneck Limo# N4 t% a; S# g- o. y
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7 X& ?( v/ m6 w7 I% D Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:, b% U+ F6 G. V" Y: g& V
1) The DNA is all the same8 b0 R) G- _; {8 |4 }1 p/ K& P
2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?2 C# k5 L5 i. n+ l0 k1 Y0 l+ j" ~
A Redneck!! 5 T& a2 d& M% G8 @" w" r
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush), F4 @2 R% h$ r+ Y# U
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& }9 X- e( e/ ]0 r, E- O3 V6 Y9 V Redneck Time Out
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* v. i6 y) m+ n Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
4 d5 X" u: t+ i0 S S& H The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.5 L7 z4 a7 L6 }4 H( I; V
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed- e1 W+ H& T/ R9 u# L6 F
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.8 r1 {( T) h0 Z# G
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* ^) o) i! A3 I3 x& A Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
8 B4 }" `+ t- @4 G# T7 y 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'1 k: o5 l: ?2 U* E: _
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2 T3 ^, t5 j) B1 K% `4 N9 x A Redneck Thanksgiving* g( U- B4 b# i2 Q0 Y7 f
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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1 w9 ?( X4 `; D4 t( R6 n P A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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P8 Y$ f3 _4 f( I and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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) p# \, ~% i6 ?; N7 m That's all folks! # ]. K4 H) e/ X, @. z9 p$ Z8 k
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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