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$ v# Q2 a! R# ORedneck Yard Swing8 `9 L! D* C# x, w
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire3 `" h4 e) X+ I# P8 e) f; O
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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3 S% y- `) v* ?& U Redneck Cooler0 J9 W$ I, K. z- F5 Z5 r. V2 Q2 ?
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?) N& y- r0 B( Y) ]1 D) j
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."1 U: b+ k) E( ~8 t$ ~/ }
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" w& ~/ b, E! j8 ]. b Redneck Cellar
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. |# J, S! C' u+ H, K. G9 j Redneck Garden" h9 ?4 e/ L- I% Z
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? % J( ?, i3 O! [8 b# q
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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) b% n. m# s) o0 K Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: J( `8 Y8 s7 a% x% V1 ?0 v; f* j! y8 K
1) The DNA is all the same) }( M E N3 S, Q8 h2 [5 L' Z
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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5 y$ T7 {2 u6 F6 F Who invented the toothbrush?
T: M/ k$ C) V' n8 p/ j4 K: P A Redneck!!
4 ?; Z" F9 I4 n/ T, X, z/ p2 z: ? (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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2 u, g: R& `5 p# b Redneck Time Out( ^" e" }8 I- i* x
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?; C$ v) [7 o. N1 l) @
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.7 l2 d' ]( I1 ^4 ]2 A
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6 b3 E0 ^' F1 c: H$ v A new Redneck law was just recently passed, C9 t9 t/ c7 C/ G7 U7 k
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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$ h. i* m6 _1 t% M Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?# K2 t" v) y, j
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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) O- G1 R. u6 U. {# B) t: M (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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" l- m8 o! C% a1 a8 a; V$ G A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16: _% a; D5 Q# o8 o; L
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .3 {1 f$ s- u5 l7 A. w8 K7 m
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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8 _, j& i8 U$ j A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! 5 @2 f) {: b# b. Z5 E" [
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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