Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing

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  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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5 F5 w" |7 i. P! n Redneck Garden

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" c% }  s6 ~4 X/ T0 p# a! g Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
8 Z6 R; K2 v2 ~2 {6 U) q* U  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
  D# W: K1 M8 f6 f  2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
7 @/ \/ P) w+ [. @3 F2 a (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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* |5 ^# a! D6 b6 q9 h& T Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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0 l/ m! h, U+ C! c5 F A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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8 x2 q) R  X9 m- u" f( `) |5 u Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
; K* N. M' O1 ?; m" Q8 a* O1 h 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

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5 J5 O. p5 M4 {; A: }* S9 c, m. v         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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8 Q% ]& M9 \2 ?8 D2 _ and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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8 p. R- O6 b2 Z8 E; t  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25