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: i% S/ p# E6 g8 uRedneck Yard Swing. L4 _1 ]0 G3 A5 \8 i
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler
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; b1 _0 @4 z: @& B! O How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
0 T4 }! X, J# \* N+ k When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."2 \- ^) e5 ^% A7 @
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
6 z* h% u# p4 [7 k' W It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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& U6 ~; I; E4 C Redneck Limo# A* ?/ a o ]5 W
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4 P9 m* E5 @4 y2 r, T4 u Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: j6 U6 }! ^1 s) u
1) The DNA is all the same
! E* r: i# M* u& l; z' f 2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
7 R& \6 ]* c0 z) `$ I9 M A Redneck!! ) J% G5 |9 O4 L0 m* a X) h' M
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)* s3 \. y8 U! f
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?* E8 ?0 N7 x9 O" i7 Y3 @
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
9 K" q0 K Y& n When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.% b( R3 {, ~: T; E5 z
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: F/ ~: q2 e5 D7 M/ H# ~& X% R Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
, ]: c. k5 ~/ M 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 161 ~& e. U) M4 t4 I7 l3 E" ?
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
/ p( |8 F1 n- m* Y and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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0 d4 P3 i; J9 a! q3 v4 U0 M That's all folks!
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