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Redneck Yard Swing
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& `8 I9 _: o; _9 J* z- \7 a8 o0 ^ A Redneck passed away and left his entire
( e1 U8 ~3 J/ c+ k1 t0 G/ N  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
9 A" \2 f  _$ ?% m* Q% u, ^+ { When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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7 P- s" G; N- h: M3 e2 I+ H Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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- C/ V% s6 P' X- ]* v  Redneck Limo
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5 z/ w3 _; _" s' ^. W& s' l Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
' x7 U7 q, U0 y 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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3 ~5 z: \4 I9 |+ } Who invented the toothbrush?
  @( _! l$ V* r9 G7 K0 t  u- o* T    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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$ D, f; z% r+ V8 Z/ @, U# F Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
6 W* l3 W' v: _: g$ Q When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
; x  a% m+ ?) d7 |0 V 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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$ E  `. G2 W6 w6 y; K1 L (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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1 d1 e& K3 t  Z+ l3 U6 d         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
: u. F/ L; N& _+ b竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25