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& s$ B. w# X' u  zRedneck Yard Swing

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+ [2 c/ n/ s" p% N+ m' y9 ~% R* u A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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: Y& f$ f* x8 r+ D; E Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
0 L5 O0 i, y. A  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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5 g5 u0 f$ v# h- [- ^0 I2 \  Redneck Limo
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9 P; q6 d& B+ f+ h" d8 k Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
: R! {( k: S$ W$ V0 I 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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( x% ~: ?. Y4 G7 b; J1 W Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
9 s$ ?9 V# X- q. \! M9 u; M (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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3 D1 p  H% L# U( o Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
' U2 Q* U6 i+ E, f' g% ~5 O9 R/ ? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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  g" x' l* g) ` A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
) ~  B6 I" F7 m3 d3 ^: i7 r" p# u 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

( B+ U  E% ]# `7 D# l8 \ (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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4 @# U+ _8 {# D: \3 T         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
+ D$ b1 H6 a6 p3 s9 w$ D and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
7 j8 [9 e/ r% z4 _+ F- n# ]竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25