(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
/ i- p' s- p0 I清闲，面带微笑的：
% d' g8 j( a5 ~- r) T# G& c7 G前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
8 K. H- g) F" b# X前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
9 C0 }0 F! s5 w( M. \* J! x1 v' tcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
! J) x" v. Y! `* q0 M老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
3 x/ `5 j& x& ?# y3 f老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

  f( s. F9 z: [我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？