(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
( r# ]; Y5 d: c! M& H前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
5 Z7 c0 |; Q: [/ a9 f' [" E) p' A) q/ o前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
) y/ b, ~) r# l老外：“can you speak english？”
, c9 T' L9 _3 I+ y- I5 z! K前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
1 M& J, N+ B* J* Y前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
. M4 E$ Y3 |3 O( d老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
/ Q: k) _5 A/ m% u. B, G前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
& @8 A6 m: S: C6 z# B/ m老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
, w* C8 ^2 V# D# {  K7 k前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
! a) i, @! j- N3 I9 b1 [老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？