(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
" x& T0 F( q! `1 A" v清闲，面带微笑的：
  Q6 @1 T1 L- p% c  s& i前台小姐：“hello.”
! b% K) `& V0 }8 X2 K1 k4 _老外：“hi.”
" z! f3 ~7 U  K* O, O& o前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
$ \5 m0 C- H' O! A1 N老外：“can you speak english？”
7 P& P3 h; U2 _) q" f6 P前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
; P( G% G5 E+ _  P4 {老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
: M5 a6 Z% {/ W2 v1 a老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
) j& }- j2 Q5 E" Z6 T前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
0 A9 T6 K8 Z1 N! `# M$ h老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
, `  L1 K8 w3 J1 n. ~前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？