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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer - N2 J$ w2 M) I( M( v& p+ |' X
white: how control?
3 n2 }) f7 M1 \# L5 s9 J% A) g hackers: white with a Trojan
, K1 M2 T/ @' }8 Z; ]2 g( [:. . . . . . Where? I did not see   q/ J6 D  X) c3 O( C  z8 {$ {
hackers: Open your Task Manager 8 a% Q: l% p6 a' q3 |
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
7 N8 Q% y8 k1 i, {& r hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! ! D/ p$ o2 ~: ]5 j. r
white: \; 2 ]1 Q' U, G7 O2 ?& e
Hacker: I have control of your computer ' Q7 r3 I) ^+ W/ u% c
white: Oh 6 V( E+ ]- H! M# a
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
2 x: L3 D+ W( E3 S% C- d8 v white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
1 |( a6 L8 ~# G4 ] machine hackers:. . . . . . 0 r/ |1 {" l) i5 j! o
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white: how do you always in my computer and out of
% l" r! u8 K! z* _# Q9 Y. U casual hackers: You can install a firewall
! O( Q0 P; `1 C white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
6 C1 ?7 r6 j% v6 e2 w hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah   v3 t; S: H# E# Z1 `# @$ u8 G
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! $ }/ ?+ p! r/ n- |" J
hackers: ah
1 M" k- c- ?4 T white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 8 e  r: u: a3 a8 e' w  g! {* q
hackers: General is the
% L$ `, S6 L8 {$ _% {1 \3 p white: you can black out those sites?
$ J. l9 C$ w0 ] hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \7 H+ w* u4 P2 D- w- @& ~
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
$ B6 Q. {7 C  S hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
: @6 C" L9 B) ^1 W; O white: is not it, this is Brand 1 N% O3 Q/ K% F$ e$ u/ T+ t
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a & T, U, e1 |9 ?8 P
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye   `+ Q1 d/ u0 O2 ?
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! # `- ~' N- R- R2 u) R
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? * i1 R6 ~# U/ P9 O2 p' j  F) f
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me $ \. y  E& @, a
white: I want to Please help a busy
0 c" E9 d3 k: ^ hacker: What?
6 B$ N; E' D: {1 z0 C& d( c6 k  u white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
8 n. ^3 t' S4 {0 \! h9 i hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
% F9 Q4 S* G' [ white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
3 f9 R* c# J/ U& _. O hackers: die! ! 3 O2 Q0 a' C6 J" g6 V

. y+ H+ r! ^# G2 f; F* r hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
4 X* r. h  w" C white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
. T& x8 s/ R8 {( A' V0 a Hacker: I'm looking for something 5 J& Q8 a; h% {) t$ Z
white: what I find here?
6 C5 m. c  y' k hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 1 F7 F" M' g7 |$ W$ {
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most hackers : I come! ! & [% A& b7 X! O% T; M5 F$ ?
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( n3 h. H/ ?8 }( y3 {& s. I hacker: how not to speak? . p9 j9 V. Q( C* a
white: a bad mood / U, ^& F! i* A2 [3 Q  D) b5 ?
hackers: Who bullied you? ) k2 C  C& h* S1 w, S8 C
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
3 U3 h8 t1 `9 y% E/ S. `7 V# ~0 T Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
- V8 q6 S2 q6 t. K- ]3 d( ^ white: do not get back
& s9 W  ]0 _) n$ q, f- Y4 m% X hackers: No, tell me what number?
; [3 B7 D6 s8 h8 _6 z" M$ g2 C* e white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
. F' k  t2 M6 K$ ~" O% L hacker: how wrong? !
+ Z* P% R8 i, S( X5 F white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
& C) [) ?$ ?7 d6 E& P9 Z3 Z hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the % y/ @3 j7 c" l4 ]4 z7 |
white: it does not work! ! ! 8 j# A* _6 B  w' ]/ S
hacker: how should you like? + a) p4 `) A2 q
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun 0 K' |! x' f' O' _- d
white: what
2 L  D, B% a1 L& l1 {# | hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
( _8 C2 U6 ?5 Z# ~% C white: This very common ah 3 ?) c' Z3 k$ `* T
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
1 \' w$ E& G# ?" w; o% r white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! ( D% j! `* D( E$ n$ M/ p
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. : u$ `! J" u( S% \$ k+ O  S3 d
white: this is also fun? !   T' i7 t4 c2 M0 q( r7 m8 t
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
" P; q, `% @% w& q7 c white: you are pro?
4 v) O+ z; @' B hackers: You can say it. 6 O* G' T# u! z$ u; j
white: to what extent high? . v5 J: Q$ a! d8 O$ `9 c' p5 O
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own - H+ C+ T2 I/ G. w: m( r& U
white black: Ah, this I will!
0 U% `" u7 a* h7 X6 u1 z hacker :#?%! You can? !
. N$ [4 D8 c+ C4 T white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
6 X$ M$ {: H! R( j7 v. C hackers: Go! ! e( G) s4 ~" n6 x2 g
white: Ask your question
( M$ b* \! `$ b4 S$ i; W  u8 z  U hacker: says 7 J& r- e" G6 u& y/ n4 e6 O9 c9 n4 t
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 6 O  x% b5 K# e
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . + @: A5 ]9 U$ I, ^7 d* R4 y; {5 F) r
white: no networking is also OK?   l* q6 {4 f5 M" a
hackers:. . . . . . .
3 h2 |3 r1 ~2 D) ]; _ white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
1 i. T3 w. T/ I3 s$ N hackers:. . . . . . . .
5 ]7 y" W1 f* p1 X' R white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
* `; B/ V4 R0 n4 |2 j, n* p* s4 |) k hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
  H8 ?5 f& |, l, s: j white wash: my computer is broken
3 r* L& U# s8 V( P hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem + o  s2 \. s2 c1 S
white: that is, you bully me
# R: s8 C4 v9 L* X2 ?  B4 y hackers: No ah
, Y2 ]' w5 \- h2 [1 ?# ^  k white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
1 @& F% {: I" L1 t hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
3 r: W" v1 X% r0 W white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? ) L) ], ]6 `' O/ h5 S& B
Hackers: should be able to . p0 d7 s! k& n. r5 u, x
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
2 [" h0 G; q/ ?* c9 i5 P- K9 k* r8 T hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 0 N! O* D3 ^) s: r9 c: l0 w: h
white: of course, \! % y) V* P6 Q3 f& {! D0 G3 ~
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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4 ?9 ]* G0 c, C6 B white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
& Z- R$ n+ F" y hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
! H! y2 v" Y9 {9 d# n white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? - i# B; ~) k+ Y$ A3 k( y+ L5 ]2 f
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes ' r, }" n' N) `& T. |
white: that problem, you can solve it 4 Z( u+ [. H% h
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
8 U0 f. m6 u8 K3 h. {& w; d/ o& {( Z white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
& a4 P8 m3 y9 M) t a hacker:. . . . I excused
; b+ _$ A$ D# s9 r" j9 h* | white: we see meet you? 8 P# D; Q* u. U4 k/ c" ]0 Q3 t
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
# [$ w6 K! [( B9 c  a white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to   n, U2 g% `: P6 _" z4 s5 {; F
Hacker: Oh, what you think?
! P. Y& o+ n: T white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights * Y- H- T$ d7 n( y
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
8 T  y! p* p/ {, V' K hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
; a7 n5 S) i5 ~, N+ |  a white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? 8 r( k& @2 M& R$ l$ h0 U
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in * P# e* @. D: L4 M# N+ S
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit . V, p2 Q5 z9 L' B1 w* a
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
) e# T4 W0 c' ?+ T. m white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 0 q# G1 G9 Q4 k( Y, y6 h
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
' W, Z+ i7 u* j; K# }, }; U) C white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! ! q, Z6 s! Y# `0 B5 y& @+ z- S
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
7 B" P, P' ?8 w0 E8 { hackers: No wonder, only used ( q6 n8 c- c! @
white: no you're curious about the place? 0 |0 q* A8 [: O$ ~
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer
# g. ]/ ~) b7 h- g Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad - `! e, S! {: F  }* ^1 A
white: This is not fair! !
2 y  @' ^% p6 U9 s hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the % C9 m' e# H$ J+ v
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . % E6 |" U3 }3 P( E$ v
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! 1 b9 r& P) j6 @4 o5 Y% N
Hacker: I'm white   z4 \* W4 g* z9 v9 @' t
us again: This is probably the last time we met the ( t, b% w$ x* z' S1 G5 x; n5 y
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
, l5 L) J3 t: y3 s white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! ' N' J4 R0 P5 x. n4 S; U
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye " {# U/ ]  F9 G3 t# P2 x" u: l
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 3 X6 v: j4 t" F6 j% W: X  c) m" C3 m9 g/ S7 c
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . 4 F, H) R. ]+ |+ X; o
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
# i, i# l! m% m white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power 2 |) }( m7 A8 `
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
* w  I* O2 ~9 `6 S3 T2 q- c! T0 w4 j white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
3 }& ^/ m8 u( s8 U% U$ k hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
2 J  S- \% ~+ V( K/ q9 l white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
2 [! R  G; r3 R; `0 `. q" a8 q- G white: You are not really powerful
; y: t/ A% T. ]9 y% S2 A/ _ hackers: so-so friends
. a# g, ^: b  `/ o& T' U) m white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. ' h3 ]! U4 `4 d
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
/ \) k) H8 r+ `$ X! q hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 1 K8 ?; U1 x6 C) ?
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . ; p( q$ x0 g7 g% q6 A
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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